teacher-:”How did you show your planning for the future?
tintumon-:”i will buy two cases of beer instead of one…!!!
Jun 30, 2010
divorce !!
jintomon- ” da njan ente wife ne divorce cheyyan povaa, aval ennodu mindiyittu 6 masam aayi
tintumon- ” da onnu koodi aalochichittu madhi, inganathe bharyamare ippo kittanilla…
how much?
jintappan-”da tintu, oru kalyanam kazhichu life set aavan ethra chilavu varum?”
tintumon- “ariyillada, ente achanokke ippolum chilavakki kondirikkanu…set aavanilla
mission
After a 2 1/2 hour lecture on our country’s missions abroad,the teacher asked –
‘Which mission would u choose?’
tintumon – ‘Intermission,Sir.’
common thing
kunjumon- ”whats common between girlfriend
and a bubble gum??
tintumon-”At first they are both soft
then sticky….. ”
men first
father- ”Why did God create the man first
and only after wards the woman?
tintumon-”To give him the chance to enjoy
heaven on earth for just a few moments…!!
YOUNG AGE
Tintu mon invented New Style of Proposing:
Tintumon : Can I take your Photo?
Chuchumol : y?
Tintu: Just Wanted 2 Show My kid Tat how Mom Looked in her Young age.
cheenju naral
jintappan- ” da tintu, ninte sitil endho cheenju naarunnund…
tintumon- ” ente sitil alla, ninte mookinte thazhe vaya ulladhu kondu
thonunnadha ….
pallu thechittu ethra kalam aayennu valla chindhayumundo…… !!!
kochu kuttigal
tintumon bus stopil kanda chechiyodu
-” chechy ,enikku ningale bayankara ishtayi,namukku kalyanam kazhikkam ?
chechy- ” enikku kochu kuttigale ishtamalla…”
tintumon- ” aadhyam kalyanam,kochu kuttigal venamo vendayo ennu adhinu sesham theerumanichal pore…..”
PRINCE
1000 sms ayachittum oru sms polum thirichu ayakkanja chchumolkku avasnam tintumon oru sms ayachu….
U may hav 3 Reasons 4 Not SMSing Me:
1. No Balance.
2. No Free SMS Package. r
3. No guts 2 Disturb a Prince….
kiss
kuttumon-”The reason why most of the men prefer to KISS women’s lips..??
tintumon- ”Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman’s mouth for at least some seconds…..”
“IRIKKUNATHINU MUNPEY”
Tintumon kalari padikkan poyi….
Aashan : Tintu, adyam Idathukaal munpottu vechu, Valathukal purakottu vechu Njerinjamarnnu ,….
Tintumon : Njan pova, kalari padikkunnilla aashaney….
Aashan : Athentha tintu…..?
Tintu : amma paranjittundu, “da IRIKKUNNATHINU MUNPE KAALU NEETARUTHENNU”…….
Velicham
ezhuthukaranaya tintumonodu jintappan:”anubhavathinte velichathilano thangal krithikal ezhuthiyath??”
Tintumon :”alla…bulbinte velichathil”
Thenga!!
Jintappan:”monganirikkunna nayayude thalayil oru thenga veenal enthu sambhavikkum??”
Tintu :”oru kudumbam anadhamakum”
No Admission
hotelil “no admission” ennu board kanda tintumon achanodu athenthennu thirakki
Achan:”athinteakathu kadakkaruthennu”
Tintu:”appo avar enganeya kadanne???”
panchalee vasthrakshepam
tintu: ee lokathe ettavum valiya mandan panjaliye vasthrakshepam nadathiya dushasanan anu….
mintu: athentha aliya nee angane paranje?
tintu: pinnalland, avan aa saree motham valichondirikkunna samayath avanu aa saree ang pokkiyal porayirunno?
halla pinne..
Chumadu!!
2vayassukaranaya mone chumadeduppikkunna tintuvine kanda jintappan:”ingane krooratha kaattaruth”
Tintu :”kroorathayo???adutha varsham lkgyil povenda kuttiya”
Narakam
Tintu :”neeyengottadi??”
Bharya:”narakathilekku..”
Tintu :”ennal nintappanodu ente vishesham parayane”
jathi chodikkaruth
exam question: jathi chodikkaruth. ith aru paranju? sandarbham vivarikkuka.
tintu: Ith Sree Narayana Guru anu paranjath..
sandharbham:
Sree Narayana Guru oru plant nursery nadathukayayirunnu. orikkal oral vann guruvinod chodichu JATHi thai undo enn. guru nokkiyappol oru jathi thai mathrame undayirunnullu, athanenkil veetilekk kondu pokan vechathum. guru thirich customerude aduth vannitt paranju
“JATHI CHODIKKARUTH, ath njan veetilekk kond pokan vechathanu…”
Note: No offence meant to any one. Just a joke
Niyama Sabha
Tintu :”niyama sabha ippol nivarnnano irikkunnath??”
Dad:”athentha nee angane chodichath??”
Tintu :”alla….pathrathil kandirunnu nale niyamasabha valayumennu”
velakkari
bharyayude budhimuttu kanda tintu :”oru velakkariye nirthiyalo??”
Bharya:”ath venda…njan illathappol aval ottaykkaville??”
Tintu :”ath saramilla…angane vannal njan officil ninnum nerathe varam!!”
Jun 29, 2010
Erivullath!!
Bharya:”purath poyi varumpol enikku thinnan enthenkilum erivullath vangi konduvarane…”
Tintu mon:”ara kilo mulaku podi aayalo???”
Parikku
Jintappan:”enthu patty???dehamake parikkanallo”
Tintu:”oh…oru sthreeye onnu nokkipoyi..”
Jintappan:”athinithrayum shikshayo??”
Tintu :”avalappo kulimuriyilayirunneda”
biscuit love
Biscuit shopile penninu tintumonnte love letter: Dear Marie,today is goodday.U
have krack’jacked my little heart.Now i am in 50-50 position.Plz dont play
hide n seek.ninte swantham tiger…..
Station Master Tintumon
Lady : Is this my train?
Tintumon : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take
this train to New Delhi.
Tintumon : No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.
panchali
jintappan- ” da dhasharadha maharajavinu 3 bharyamar undayirunnu..appol enikku ini 2 kalyanam koodi kazhiikam…
tintumon- ” panchalikku 5 bharthakkanmar undennu ninte bhryakkum ariyam..nee adhu marakkanda…!!
parking area
policeman- ” hey…ivide four wheeler parku cheyyunna sthalamanu..bike maatanam.
tintumon- ” randu chakrathinte kuravualle sir,e cheriya karyathinu nammalenthina vazhakku vittu kala sir…..
dog out side
tintumon seeing dog out of dthe window &
the professor scolds him,
‘why r u seeing the dog outside, when i am in the class…..??
tintumon- ” sorry sir ini njan purathe pattiye nokkilla…”
Jun 28, 2010
taj mahal
taj mahalinu munnil ninnu moothram ozhikkunna tintumonodu
watchman- ” AREY, KYA KARTHA HAI…. ?
tintumon- ” oh pinne KARTHA HAI, neeyokke kure veluthittalle….
onnu poda…
7 per
jintappan- ” da tintu, e logathu ente pole 7 perundagan chance undennu….
adhu sathyamano..? !!!
tintumon- ” ninta achante swabavam vachu nokkiyal 7 alla 70 per kaanum…
Stop Name
Tintumon & Dandumol in Bus!
Conductor Dandumolodu: Engotta pokende
Dandumol: oru “East Fort”
Conductor: Kutikku Malayalathil “kizhakke kottaa” ennu parayan ariyathille…
Conductor Tintumonodu: Ivide Engotta pokende
Tintumon: oru “prathima” (STATUE)
Dairyam illamme
Amma: Mone ninakk 35 vayassaayille..ennittendaa varunna kalyaanaalochanakalellaam nee vendennu vaykkunnath.
Ninakkumoru pennu vende..?
Tintu: Achante pedaappaadu kaanumpol dairyam varunnillamme..
Bharya!!
Tintu:”ente bharyaye kaananilla..”
Jintappan :”ninakkareyenkilum samshayam undo??”
Tintu :”enikku avale thanneya samshayam!!”
Urakkam!!
Achan :”nalu vathilulla oru veettil oral kidannurangukayayirunnu..
pettennu onnam vathilil oru kallanum randam vathilil oru policum moonnal vathilil oru bandhuvum nalam vathilil oru aparichithanum mutti…..neey aayalude sthanathayirunnenkil enthavum aadayam thurakkuka???”
Tintu :”kannu!!”
nee aduthundenkil
tintu to dundu: ” Arikil nee undayirunnenkil enn njn oru mathra veruthe ninachu poyi”
kurish aduthundenkil chekuthan adukkillallo….Velutha Mudi
Tintu: Amme…velakkaari maariyalle
Amma: Engane manasilaayi
Tintu: Innu choril ninnu kittiyath velutha mudiyaa
Yakshi!!
Tintu :”papa,yakshi varumpol kurishu kanichal maripokumo???”
Papa:”nee amma varumpo try cheythu nokku….”
Thirichariyaan
Sasi: Chithrakaaranmaar avar varacha chithrathinu adiyil enthinaa perezhuthunnath
Tintu: Chithrathinte thalayeth vaalethennu thirichariyaan
Give Him One Chance
Dundu: Chettaa..ee Drivare maattanam…
Moonnu vattam iyalenne konnene..kashticha rakshappettath..
Tintu: Saaramillenne…avanu oru chance koody kodukkaam
KSRTC Bus
Dicku: Thaanenthaado Roadil oottamathsarathinu nilkkunnathu pole nilkkunnath….?
Tintu: Aduthu varunnath KSRTC Bassaa,…
Kadhakari!!
Tintu :”nee kettan pokunna pennu oru kadhakariya..”
Jintappan :”athentha nee angane paranje???”
Tintu :”Avale kurich nattil etra etra kadhakala!!!”
Azhimathy
Pathravartha”AZHIMATHIYIL KERALAM RANDAM STHANATH”
Tintu :”ithilentho azhimathiyundu…illel namukk onnam sthanam kittendathanu..”
Urakkathil!!
Dr.Tintumonte arikil ethiya jintappante bharya :”ente bharthavu urakkathil chirikkunnu…njan enthu cheyyanam????”
Dr.Tintu :”pavam…ayal orakkathilenkilum onnu chirichotte….”
Cheettu!!
Tintu:”innum cheettukalichu cashu kalanjo???”
Jintappan :”eda…cheettukaliyennu paranjal innu jayikkum nale tholkkum”
Tintu :”oho….ennal pinne onnaradam(alternate days) kalichal pore???”
Pukavali!!
Police aaya tintu :”pukavaliuchathinu thanikk 50 rupa pizha..”
Aal:”sir,change illa…100 aanu..”
Tintu :”ennal than onnudi valicho!!”
1000 rupa!!
Tintumol:”orayiram roopa undakkanentha oru vazhi??”
Tintumon :”onnu kulichal mathy..”
Tintumol:”athengane??”
Tintumon :”munnil oru camera irikkunnathil ninakku virodhamonnumillallo???”
Match!!
Tintu :”ninte kammalenthiyedi???”
Bharya:”match cheyyunnillennu marikutty paranjappo njan athoori bagilittu…”
Tintu :”bhagyam…aval ninte sari match cheyyunnilla ennu parayanjath!!”
Kallu!!
Jintappan :”ningalude mon ente nere kallerinju….bhagyathinu kondilla!!”
Tintumon :”oho…ennal athente monavilla”
Ethappazham!!
Amma:”ethappazham ethrayayi murikkanam??anjo patho??”
Tintu :”anju mathy…pathayal enne kondu thinnu theerkkan pattilla”
Kelvikkuravu!!
Rogi :”ottum kelvi illa doctor…njan chumaykkunnathu polum enikku kelkkan vayya…”
Dr.Tintu :”athu saramilla…ee marunnu kazhichal mathy…ellam shariyakum..”
Rogi :”ithu kelvi koodanulla marunnano??”
Dr.Tintu :”alla…chumaykkunna sound iratty aakanulla marunnanu”
Chilavu!!
Jintappan :”londonil povanagrahikkunna oralkku ethra chilavu varum??”
Tintu :”oru chilavumilla….aagrahikkunnathinenthanu chilavu??”
Chiri!!
Tintumonte vivahaphoto kandu tintumonte makan :”achante chiri kaanan enthu rasa”
Achan Tintu :”athayirunnu mone achante avasanathe chiri!!”
Chiri!!
Tintumonte vivahaphoto kandu tintumonte makan :”achante chiri kaanan enthu rasa”
Achan Tintu :”athayirunnu mone achante avasanathe chiri!!”
Janaprathinidhi
Teacher :”nam janaprathinidhikale theranjeduthu manthrisabhayilekku aaykkunnathenthinu???”
tintu :”avide kidannu thammil thally chathal namukkavarude shalyam undakillallo”
3 idiots
tintumonum,jintappanum,kunjappanum orumichu bikil pogumbol police kai kaanichu.
police- ” 3 per oru bike il pogunnadhu kuttakaramanennu ariyille…?
tintumon- ” ariyam sir, adhu kondu kunjappane veetil irakkanayi pogugayanu sir…appol 2 per aagumallo
sneham
tintumon- ” ente kukkumol enne vitu poyi…”
meenukutti- ” entha nee avale snehichille…?
tintumon- ” njan avale mathramalla avalude aniyathiye vare snehichadha..ennitum aval ennodidhu cheydhu…
choice
jintappan- ” da tintu, njan kukkumole kalyanam kazhichittu olichodano adho olichodiyittu kalyanam kazhikkano… ??
tintumon- ”nee avalde achante kayyil ninnu adi kondittu odunno adho anger ninne odichittu adikkano…?
Jun 27, 2010
b4 & after mariage
tintu’s gf: chandran evide anu?
tintu: 2 chndran und. onn akashathu onn neeyum
after marriage
wyf: chandran evide anu?
tintu: phaa. ninte kann potti poyodi.. aa molil kanunnath ninte appan bulb kathichu vechathanodi?
wife n galfriend
tintu & jintu onnich nadakkukayayirunnu
pettenn randu perum ninnu
jintu: daivame, atha ente wife um girlfriend um onnich varunnu..
tintu: ENTEYUM….
cockroach
tintu: enikk cockroach ne nallonam ishtamanu…
dundu: y?
tintu: ente bharyakk ake pediyullath athine aneda…
treat as wife
Tintu’s GF: enne ninte wife ne pole treat cheyyu..
tintu: ennal nee aa dress ang azikku..
she removed her dress..
tintu: oru 30 minute tharanam..
njan alakki tharam..!!!
GOD
tuntu: before marriage dundumol used to treat me as GOD…
Jintu: wot happened now?
Tintu: now jst the alphabets got reversed…!!!Busy…Smart
tintu: smart aya alkkar eppolum busy ayirikkunnath enthu kond?
dundu: ariyilla…
tintu: njn pinne paranju tharam.. ippo njan busy anu..D.E.O
teacher :”nale D.E.O varum…..ellavarum enthu vannalum varanam…varathirunnalulla anubhavam ariyamallo alle??”
Tintu :”aaahh……teacherude joli pokum!!”
Samaram!!
collegil sthiram samaram nadathunna tintuvinodu jintappan :”innu enthinu vendiyulla samaramayirunneda??”
Tintu :”samaram pinvalichathinethireyulla samaram!!”
Achan!!
pathrapravarthakanayi joli kittiya tintu orapakadam nadanna sthalath photo edukkanayi ethy…
aviduthe thirakku karanam tintuvinu munnilethanayilla…
tintu athinayi oru soothram prayogichu :”onnu mari nilkkane…apakadam pattiyirikkunnath ente achanane….”
ith ketta janam vegam vazhi mari koduthu…
munnilethiyappozhanu tintu avide oru kazhutha chathu kidakkunnath kandathu!!!
Progress Card!!
Achan :”kanakkil ettum,englishil moonnum,sciencil aarum….nanamille ninakku enne ee progress card kaanikkan??”
Tintu:”ayyo acha….athente alla…..achante pandathe progress carda…”
Tintu @ Theatre
Tintu in Cinema Theater
Tintu: Theeppettiyundo..?
Oral: Ivide cigarett valikkaan paadilla
Tintu: Athinalla..theaterinu thee vakkaanaaa…
Mothiram
Puraana Class
Teacher: Dronaachaaryan ekalavyanodu peruviral chodichathenthukond..?
Tintu: Akkaalath peruviralilayirunnallo mothiram..
Getting Married
Tintu: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner.
Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can’t cook meal.
Tintu: I know all that.
Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?
Tintu: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married
Jun 26, 2010
LOVE
Tintu(L.K.G)- I love u
Dundumol- Ninnaku nannamille, njan U.K.G yilaanu…
Tintu-Chechi pls I love u,chechi chechi pls I love u chechi…
Neram!!
Tintu to classmates :”nammude kalakkedu nerathada mashinte methu current kambi potti veenath…”
Classmates:”athentha??”
Tintu :”ini paranjittentha???aa nerathu power cut aayirunnu!!”
Kachavadam!!
Jintappan:”ninte achante kachavadamokke podipodikkunnundallo….alle???”
Tintu :”alla…..kachavadam podi pidikkunnundennatha shari!!!”
Uyaram!!
Therenjeduppil jayicha sthanardhi thante gramathil ethi prasingikkunnu :”njan ithra uyarathil ethumennu ningalarum pratheekshichu kaanilla alle??”
Tintumon:”angine onnumilla…….thengukayattakaranaya ninte achan ithilum uyarathaayirunnu!!!”
Karthaavinte Vaakkukal
Vazhiyil kanda sundariye chumbicha Tintumone naattukaar sharikkum perumaari..
Adi konda Tintu: Karthaavinte vaakkukal aksharam prathi anusarichathaano njan cheytha thettu
Oral: Manasilaayilla
Tintu: Mattullavar ningalodu enthucheyyanamennaano ningal aagrahikkunnath, ath mattullavarodum
cheyyanam ennalle pramaanam..
Konkannu
Jintu: Nee marathil kaanumpol njan maanath kaanum
Tintu: Pinnenthinaa konkannaa ennu vilikkumpol nee choodaavunnath
Aaghosham
Sasi: Eda njan nannaayi,, njaanini Madyapikkilla , pennupidikkilla, Naale ente 30 aam Birthday aaghoshikkukayaanu. Nee varanam
Tintu: Ini Thante koode enthaaghoshikkaanaa
Karayaan
Kandavarodellaam kadam vaangunnuthu kanda Tintuvinodu Dundu:
Ningalenthinaa manushyaa ingane kadam vaangunnath. Namukk panathinu aavashyamillallo
Tintu: Edee..njan chathal karayaan naalaalenkilum vende
Paathummayude Aadu
Teacher: Pathummayude Aadineppatti randu variyezhuthuka
Tintu Ezhuthiyath:
” Paathummayude aadu chathu. Pashuvaanippol oreyoru aashrayam”
Munnariyipp
Vivu: Pennukaanaan varunnavante munpil pennu kaalviralu kond nilathezhuthunnathenthukondaa
Tintu: Kalyaanam kazhinjaal ninne varacha varayil nirthumennu munnariyipp nalkukayaa..
Dinner
Tintu: Innu Dinner inu njan oru koottukaarane konduvannittund
Dundu: Iswaraaa…ningal oru Narabhojiyaano..?
Parichayam
Karu: Thanikk Mantrimaareyellaam nalla parichayamaanalle..
Tintu: Athe..But avarkkenne parichayamilla
Uyaram
Karu: Edaa..parannupoya oru Kaakkaye njan vedivachittu..
Tintu: Athu ninte kazhivalla..ithrayum uyarathil ninnu veenaal ethu Kaakkayum chaavum
Nasham!!
Palleelachan:”mone,neeyingane cigaratte valichu nadannal muzhuvanayi nashikkille???”
Tintu :”illacho….kuttiyethayalum bakkiyundakum!!”
CYCLONES
Y do scientists give the name like Katrina & Laila to all these CYCLONES?……
tintu: because,
GIRLS are the symbols of DISASTER…..
Jun 25, 2010
Again harthaaaaaaaaaal
“Indhana vila vardhanayil prathishedhich inn harthal acharikkunnu”…. (NEWS)
tintumon: ee harthal ennokkke paranjal kollaam. athu kond palathund gunangal. schoolil povanda, homework cheyyanda, teachermarude vayilullath kelkanda, pinne busino mattum kalleriyam
pakshe
ithinekkalokke valiya nashtam und
njaninn LKG le dundumole engane kanum?Jun 24, 2010
Pura Niranju
Dickochan: Pura niranju nilkkunna ninte makalude kalyaanam kazhinjo..?
Tintu: Kalyaanathinokke valliya chilavalle..athukond pura onnukoody pokkikketti…
Enthu cheyyanam??
palleelachan :”nammude papangal daivam porukkanamenkil nam enthu cheyyanam?”
Tintu:”papam”
Jail!!
Jailadhikari jaililaya tintuvinod:”enthada…ninne kaanan aarum varunnillallo???ninne aarkkum vende??”
Tintu:”alla sir….ellavarum ivide thanneyund!!”
cleaning and cooking
Tintu and Dundu are talking to each other.
Tintumon : “I’m really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I’m worried sick!”
Dundumon :, “What have you got to worry about? Sounds to me like you’ve got it made!”
Tintumon : “What if they try to escape?”
Side
Teacher asked Tintu to write 55.
Tintu asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
Tintu wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
Tintu: I don’t know which side to write the other 5!
Smart Way To Propose
Tintumon To Doly:
Tintumon: “Your Name Seems To Be Very Small.
So, Can I Add My Name At The Back Of Ur Name?
Yoga Effect
Tintu had habit of biting his fingernails. he started doing YOGA to treat the problem. Soon his finger-nails started growing normally.
Seeing this, Karu asked if yoga had totally cured his problem.
“No,” he replied with a funny sweet smile, “but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead.”
Translate
Teacher: Kalyaanam podi podichu. Aalukal kayyum kanakkumillaathe Varunnu. Say It in English.
Tintu: Marriage powder powdered. People are coming without hand & mathematics.
Home work
Teacher 2 Tintu: Njan innale thanna kanakk cheytho..?
Tintu: 10 times cheythu teacher..
Teacher: Good..Enna utharam vaayikkooo
Tintu: 10 answersil etha vaayikkendath teacher…
Thankappetta Swabhaavam
Penninte Achan Broker Tintuvinodu:
Cherukkante swabhaavam engane..?
Broker Tintu: Nalla thankappetta swabhaavamaayathukondalle kaalaavadhi theerunnathinu munb
Jailil ninnu vittath…!
Vellamadi
Sasi 2 Tintu: Neeyenthaada Dunduvine vivaaham cheyyaathirunnath..?
Tintu: Atho..njan vellamadichu nadannaal aval vivaahathinu sammathikkilla.
Vellamadikkaathirunnaal enikkavale vivaaham cheyyaan thonnukayumilla..
Tintu @ Sunday Class
Sunday schoolile Teacher kuttikalodu: Yesu kushtarogikale thottu soukyamaakki..
Ningalaayirunnenkilo..?
Tintu: Njaanaayirunnenkil soukyamaakkiyathinu shesham thodumaayirunnu..
Paruvam
Sasi: Ninte Achan Kudi nirthi ennu thonnunnallo..ippol cheethaviliyum bahalavum onnum
kelkkunnillallo..
Tintu: Athu madyapaanam nirthiyittalla…Cheetha vilikkaanum bahalam vaykkaanumulla
paruvathilalla ippol varunnath…
Dr.Tintu
Dr.Tintumon to jintappans wife :”ningalude bharthavinu swasthadhayum samadhanavum manashanthiyumanu vendath”
Jintappans wife :”athinu???”
Dr.Tintu :”athinu ningal ee urakka gulika kazhikkanam!!”
Oraksharam Maariyaa
Oral Tintuvinodu: Achan Paintaralle..ennittum pattiniyano..?
Tintu: Athe…Achan oraksharam thettiyadikkunnathukondaa njangade kudumbam thakarunnath..
Ayal: Ath ethaksharam
Tintu: Pulli paintadikkaathe ennum Pint adichaa varunnath
Pothu
Jintappan:”pothinodu vedam otharuthennu parayunnathenthanennariyamo???”
Tintu :”aaaaaah…..athinu samskritham ariyathath kondu!!”
Umma!!
velakkaranaya Tintu:”muthalaliyekkal umma vekkan midukkan njananennoral paranju!!”
Muthalali :”chathicho….nee ente bharyaye??”
Tintu :”sho….alla….velakkariya ath paranje!!”
Iratty
Dr.tintuvinte aduth ninnum pallu paricha jintappan :”ithentha Dr iratty fees??”
Tintu :”atho….thante alarcha kettu adutha rogi poyath kondu”
Malayalam
Videshi :”english malayalathekkal entheluppam!!”
Tintu :”vivarakkedu parayaruth…..malayalam ethra eluppamanenno….njangalude nattile kochu kittikal vare malayalam vellam pole parayum…”
Jun 23, 2010
Vyaja Charayam
Policil joli kittiya tintumon roadsidil “vyaja charayam vannal thadayum”
kurach kazhinjappol oru loadu vyaja charayam aayi oru vandi kadannu poyi..
ith kanda constable”sir,vyaja charayam vannal thadayumennu paranjitt??”
Tintumon (1000 rupa kayyil eduth): dhaa thadanjallo!!
BLUE FILM
Dikkumol : U r Sweet like TOM, Cute like JERRY, Naughty like BUGS BUNNY, Strong like POPEYE, Innocent like Tweety, In short, U r Complete CARTOON
Tintumon : U r Sweet like Mariya,Cute like Reshma,Naughty like Silk,Strong like Shakkeela,Innocent like Sindhu, In short, U r Complete “A BLUE FILM”
Don’t paly with Tintumon….!!!!
“Kalichal kali padippikkummm…..”
Motta
Teacher: Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu?
Tintumon jumped and said:
“Physics miss
English miss
Maths miss
Social miss!!”
Tintu’s Mon
Tintuvinod teacher: “ningalude mon atha cigarate valichu nilkkunnu..
entha chodhikkaathe.”
Tintu: “chodichaalum aa naayinte mon tharilla.
Avasanathe Aagraham
judge: avasanamayi thanikenthenkilum agrahamundo?
Tintu:ente makalude kalyanam koodanam.
judge:makalkku ethra vayassayi
Tintu:1 masam.
സൈക്കിള്
ഒരു വൃദ്ധന് സൈക്കിളുമായി പോകുന്നത് കണ്ട ടിന്റു:
അപ്പൂപ്പാ..എങ്ങോട്ടാ..
അയാള്:സെമിത്തേരിയിലേക്ക് …
ടിന്റു: അപ്പൊ സൈക്കിള് ആര് കൊണ്ടുവരും..?
സൈക്കിള്
ഒരു വൃദ്ധന് സൈക്കിളുമായി പോകുന്നത് കണ്ട ടിന്റു:
അപ്പൂപ്പാ..എങ്ങോട്ടാ..
അയാള്:സെമിത്തേരിയിലേക്ക് …
ടിന്റു: അപ്പൊ സൈക്കിള് ആര് കൊണ്ടുവരും..?
പാല് കുടി
തല പൊട്ടി ആശുപത്രിയിലായ ടിന്റുവിനു ബോധം തെളിഞ്ഞപ്പോള് ഡോക്ടര് ചോദിച്ചു:
എന്താ തല പൊട്ടാന് കാരണം ..?
ടിന്റു: ഒന്ന് പാല് കുടിച്ചതാ..
ഡോക്ടര്: പാല് കുടിച്ചപ്പോഴോ..?
ടിന്റു: അതെ,,പശു തലയില് വീണു,.
പനി
അച്ഛന് പനി വന്നപ്പോള് അമ്മ ടിന്റുവിനോട് അച്ഛന്റെ അടുത്ത് കിടക്കേണ്ട പനി പകരും എന്ന് പറഞ്ഞു മറ്റൊരു മുറിയില്
കിടത്തി ഉറക്കി..
കുറച്ച ദിവസത്തിന് ശേഷം സ്കൂളിലെ വിശേഷങ്ങള് പറയുന്ന കൂട്ടത്തില് ടിന്റു പറഞ്ഞു:
അമ്മെ.. ടീച്ചര് ഇന്നലെ അച്ഛന്റെ കൂടാ കിടന്നത്..
പിന്നത്തെ കാര്യം പറയണ്ടല്ലോ..
യഥാര്ത്ഥത്തില് ടീച്ചര്ക്ക് പനിയായിരുന്നു…
ആത്മഹത്യ
ഒരു ദിവസം ലൈബ്രറിയിലെത്തിയ കാറു ലൈബ്രരിയന് ടിന്റുവിനോട്:
ആത്മഹത്യ ചെയ്യുന്നതിനെക്കുറിച്ചുള്ള പുസ്തകങ്ങള് ഉണ്ടോ..?
ടിന്റു: കുറെ ഉണ്ടായിരുന്നു..പക്ഷെ അത് കൊണ്ടുപോയവരാരും പുസ്തകം ഇതുവരെ തിരിച്ചു തന്നിട്ടില്ല..
Pokku Shariyalla
tintumon thante mootha makalodu :”deee…ninte pokkathra sheriyalla…”
mootha mol mindathirunnu
apo tintumon randamathe molodu :”ninte pokkum sheriyalla…ellam njan ariyunnundu…”
Randamathe mol:”nallathano cheethayano ennokke njan theerumanicholam..”
ithellam ketta bharya :”moothavalu paava…randamathavalude swabhavam vereya…”
Tintu :”sheriya….aarkkoke aarudeyokke swabhavamanennu ninakkalle ariyoo….”
Operation
Dundu:”manthry americayilekku poyirikkuva..”
Tintu:”entha???”
Dundu:”thalaykkoru operation”
Tintu :”athinu kalimannil paniyanariyunnavar avide undo???”
Bhasha
Dada:”Manushyare pole mrigangalkkum bhashayundeda…pakshe ath namukku manassilavilla…..avaykku manassilavum….oru kazhutha parayunnathu mattoru kazhuthaykke manassilavoo…”
Tintu :”athayirikkum achan parayunnathonnum enikk manassilavathe!!!”
Kudiyan
Muzhukkudiyanaaya tintumon palliyil “karthave,tintumon ithiri monthum….tintumon kudichal kettiyavale thallum….pillere thallum…..tintumon paava….kshamikkanam…kshamikkanam…ketto karthave…”
“KSHAMICHILLEL TINTUMONU PULLA”
Pachakakkaran
Tintumonu oru veettil pachakakkaranayi joli kitty..
aviduthe grihanadha”tintumone,innu ente kore kootukar varum…ninaku chicken biriyani vekanariyo??”
Tintu :”ariyam…randu tharathil”
Grihanadha”randu tharathilo???”
Tintu :”athe….friends ini varano vende ennathine sambhandhichirikkum ath”
Bhiksha
Vazhivakkil aarum bhiksha nalkathe ,nokkuka polum cheyyathe irikkunna andhanaya oru bhikshakkarane kandappol tintuvinu sahathapam thonni…
pitte divasam tintu oru board undakki bhikshakkarante aduth vechu
“UDARAMAYI SAMBHAVANA NALKUNNAVARIL NINNUM NARUKKEDUKKUNNAVARK ORU BUMPER SAMMANAM”
Business
Dundu :”Jintappa…ninne kanditt kore kalamayallo…nee ippo enthu cheyyukaya??”
Jintappan : “aah….njan tintuvumothu buisiness thudangan pova…”
Dundu :”athinu ninaku business experience undo??”
Jintappan “illa….tintuvinund…ente kayyil panavum,.,…”
(kore kalathinu shesham)
Dundu :”hai jintappa….tintuvumothulla business enthayi????”
Jintappan:”enthu parayana….ippo enikku experience aayi…avanu panavum!!”
Cycle
Traffic Police tintuvinodu:”nilleda avide….ninte cyclinu bellumilla lightumilla….”
Tintu(thirinju nokki):”Nirthan pattilla sir….ithinu brakeumilla!!!”
Choonda
Choondayil chocolate koluthi idunna tintumone kanda Oraal:- ENTHA IRA KITTIYILLE?
Tintu mon: Meeninu alla,
Ente aniyan kulathil veenu..
പഠിച്ചാല്
പഠനത്തില് മോശമായ ടിന്റുമോനെ ഉപദേശിക്കാനെത്തിയ വികാരിയച്ചന് : എല്ലാ മക്കളും അച്ഛന്മാരെപ്പോലെ പഠിച്ചു മിടുക്കന്മാരാകണം. നമ്മുടെ എസ്ഐ ജോര്ജിന്റെ അച്ഛന് മുമ്പ് ഇവിടെ എസ്ഐ ആയിരുന്നു.. അതുപോലെ ഡോക്ടര്ശിവാദാസിന്റെ മകനാണ് ഇപ്പോള് ആശുപത്രിയില് ഡോക്ടറായിരിക്കുന്നത്.. ടിന്റുമോനും നന്നായി പഠിച്ചാല്അച്ഛന്റെ കസേരയില് ഇരിക്കാം..
ടിന്റുമോന് : അപ്പോള് അച്ചന്റെ മകനാണോ ഈ പള്ളിയിലെ അടുത്ത വികാരി ??
Jun 22, 2010
chance
vazhiye poya pennine nokki tintumon- ” wah, sundhari thanne…!!
dad- ” eda, adhu ninte teacher aanu,avare ammaye pole kananam..
tintumon- ” adhu kollam,ellayidathum swantham chance nokkugayanalle…!!
Honesty
Teacher: What excuse have you got for being late?
Tintumon: (breathlessly) I ran so fast, teacher, that I didn’t have time to think of one
Better One
Bus Inspector: Where’s your ticket?
Tintumon: I think I have lost it.
Bus Inspector: Well, that’s not a good excuse.
Tintumon: Alright. You suggest a better one
The Music
Musician: Is the music sweet?
Tintumon: It’s more or less like the one which my father plays.
Musician: Is your father a musician?
Tintumon: No, he’s a carpenter
If Tintumon is GOD
A preacher went into his church and he was praying to God.
While he was praying, he asked God, “How long is 10 million years to you?”
God replied, “One second.”
The next day the preacher asked God, “God, how much is 10 million dollars to you?”
And God replied, “A penny.”
Then finally the next day the preacher asked God, “God, can I have one of your pennies?”
And God replied, “Just wait a sec.”
Raajya Sneham
Teacher: Maathru Raajyathe ningal enganeyaanu snehikkunnath
Sasi: Njanoru videsha vasthuvun vaangilla..
Jintu: Njaanoru videsha cinemayum kaanilla..
Tintu: Njan English paassaavilla..!
Silent Plz
Jintappan: Sarkar Officil Silence plz ennezhuthivechirikkunnath enthina..?
Tintu: Avideyullavarude urakkam kedathirikkaan
Boxing
Boxing champion aaya Tintuvinodu Pathra pravarthakan: Boxingil Thamgalude vijaya rahasyam..?
Tintu: Ente Amma thanne.. Kudichu varunna Achane neridunna Ammayaanu ente maathruka
Theng
Teacher: Ee Theng(Coconut Tree)illaayirunnuvengil enthu sambhavikkumaayirunnu..?
Tintu: Pattiyude thalel thenga veezhillaayirunnu…
Iniyithundaavilla
Yuvaavu Dr: Tintuvinodu:
Doctor..vivaaham kazhinju aaraam maasam ente bharya prasavichu. Enthanu Doctor Prashnam..?
Dr: Tintu: Pedikkaanonnumilla..aadyathe prasavamaayathukondaanu ee prashnam..iniyithundaavilla..
chodhyam
Sasi: Athe ennu utharam parayaan pattaatha chodyam undo..?
Tintu: Undallo…
Sasi: Enthaa aa chodyam
Tintu: Ningal Uranguvaano..?
Kazhinja kaaryamgal
Teacher: Onnaam loka mahaayuddham kondundaaya duranthamgal enthellaam..?
Tintu Mon Parayoo
Tintu: Kazhinja kaaryamgal thondi valikkaruthennu Teacher thanneyalle paranjath
Madamgi Varavu
Doctor: Thangal enikk thanna cheque madangi vannallo
Rogi Tintu: Doctor chikilsicha vayaruvedanayum madamgi vannu
Daiva Kalppana
Kalyaanathinu munnodiyaayi Namaskaaram kelkkaan vanna Tintuvinodu Vikariyachan:
Daiva kalppana ethrayaa Tintoo..?
Tintu: Anch(5)
Achan: Anjo
Tintu: Ambath
Achan: Mon poyi namaskaaram padichuvaa..ennitt mathi kalyaanam
Tintu purath kadannappol Jintappan namaskaaram parayaan vannu nilkkunnundaayirunnu.Jintappanodu Tintu:
Jintappaa..daiva kalppana ethrayaa..
Jintappan: Patthu(10)
Tintu: Ninte pathum kondang chellu…njaan 50 vare paranjittum Achan sammathichittilla.. Pinneya 10
easy paper
exam time
dundumon:teacher wat a hard paper
tintumon:ur paper is hard but mine is very soft
tour
schoolil ninnum art gallery kanan tour poyi,
jintappan keeps watching a Photo of a girl covered by leaves
teacher- ” eda jintappa nee entha cheyyunne…?
tintumon- ” avan kaatu adikkan kaathirikkugaya,ila parakkande…!!!
jintappan
kukkumol- ” ningalude friend jintappan kalyanam kazhikkan pogunna pennu shariyalla, aa kalyanam nadathanda ennu paranjekku….
tintumon- ” njan enthinu parayanam, njan kalyanam kazhchappol avan paranju thannillalo…kittate avanum oru pani…!!!
pleasure and torture
pintumol- ” What’s the difference between pleasure and torture?
tintumon-”Pleasure is thinking of you & and torture is thinking of you too much…”
dress and salary
tintumon officil
tintumon- ” miss kukkumol, ningal endhanu ithra cheriya dress ellam ittu officil varunnadhu…?
kukkumol- ” ividannu kittunna salary nokkiyal idhokke idane patoo,venamengil madhi..
tintumon- ” anaganeyano, engil ninakku adutha masam mudhal full salary cut….!!!!!
burial
Tintumon was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Tintu?” “My goldfish died,” replied Tintumon tearfully, without looking up,” and I’ve just buried him.”
The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?”
Tintumon patted down the last heap of earth then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your cat.”
same answer
tintumon- ” innu enikku kure adi kitti”
dad- ”enthinu”
tintumon-” ennodu teacher chodhichu 3+2 ethra ennu, njan 5 ennu paranju..
pinne chodhichu 2+3 ethra ennu…..”
dad- ” eda manda.potta.. randum same anwer thanne alle…
tintumon-” njanum teacherodu idhe chodhyama thanneya chodhiche…!! adhina enne thalliyadhu…..
photo collection
tintumon-”Can i Have a pictures of yours?
jintappan- enthinada ente photo…?
tintumon-”actually, The thing is that i have started a new hobby.
collecting photography of “natural disaster”
3 things
teacher- students’ there are three things that should not b asked to any one…
jintappan- ”A man’s wage…”
teacher – OK
pinkumol-”A woman’s age
teacher-”good”
tintumon- ”a student’s percentage. It hurts….!!!!!
Police dad
Tintumon’s dad was a police constable.
Dad: “Stupid, y did u get very low marks in ur last exam?”
Tintmon: “Keep this 100 rupees & leave the matter!”
Pampu kadi
Tintumon: “Ente ammavane paampu kadichu”
friend: “ennittu?”
Tintumon: “njangal kadicha pampine vilichu varuthi vishamirakki”
friend: “ohoo, appol ammavan sukhamayirikkunnalle?”
Tintumon: “atha prashnamayathu, ammavane kadichathu Neerkoliyayirunnu
…pakshe vilichappol vannathu Analiyaanu.. pulli thattipoyi..”
Cycle race
Tintumon to Tuttumon: “namuku cycle race nadatham 1000 rupak bet”
Tuttumon: “Ok. but eniku vazhi ariyillallo”
Tintumon: “athu saramilla nee ente purake vanna mathi.”
big house
jintappan- ” ente pudhiya veetil oru train odichu nadakkanulla sthalamund, athrakkum valiya veedanu…!!
tintumon- ”ente veeitile oru roomil ninnum appurathe roomileku poayal thanne roaming aagum…pinneyano ninte train odunna veedu”
Prescription
Tintumonu oru Medical Shop il job kitti…..Oru divasam..
Dottymon: I need poison.
Tintumon: I cant sell u.
Dottymon shows his marriage certificate..
Tintu : Oh! sorry,I dint knew u had a prescription…..
Diff between Mother & Wife
Tintumonte son(Pokemon) : Papa what's the difference between mothers tear n wife's tear?
Tintumon : Mothers tear hit your heart n wife's tears hit your pocket.
Difference
Teacher : Difference between POETRY n LECTURE ..?
Tintumon : Any word said by gal friend is “Poetry” n anything said by wife is “Lecture”
Pallu
tintu went to dental hospital ”Doctor evide pall edukumo”
Doctor:ofcourse
Tintu : “etra roopaya 1 palledukkan?”
Doctor :”100 rupa”
Tintu:annal ante pallu aduth 100 Roopa thanne!
tintu rocks
Kathu!!
Amma : Enthedukkuvaadaa..??
Tintumon : njan kathu ezhuthuvaa
Amma : aarka mone..??
Tintumon : Enik thanneyaa
Amma : Enthaa vishesham..
Tintumon : Athengane njan ariyum..
“KATHU KITTANDE…”
2 love
Ramu: nee premichitundo?
Tintumon: undu pakshe avalku 2 pere ishtamanu, njn avalodu I LOVE U paranjapol aval parayua
” l LOVe U 2″
Mobile!!
Tintumon: Doctor, doctorude kanathe poya mobile kandu pidichu.
Doctor : Evide?
Tintumon: Innale operation nadathiya aalinte vayattill ring cheyyunnu…
personal and secret
achumol: – What Is Different Between Personal & Secret?
tintumon: – ”Dear , U R My Lover
Thats Personal
&
Your Friend Is Also My Lover
Thats Secret.
astrology
jintappanum,kunjappanum, tintumonum koodi jolsyane kaanan poyi.
jolsyan-” mr.kunjappan ningalude bharyaku aadhyathe kunju janichal adhu ningalkku dhosham cheyyum.. kuttiyude achan theerchayayum mariikum..
idhu keta tintumon-
” da jintappaa nee pettu…!!”
spoon
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Dr.Tintumon : Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.
Orunal Varum
Dundu Mon: Thilakante karyathil ninekenthanu abhiprayam…Pavam alle…Malayal cinema ude oru karayam ?
Tintu mon: Orunal Varum…
Dundu Mon: Ssseh..Mosham..Mohan lal cheythatu sariyayillaa..
Tintu Mon: Orunal Varum..
Dundu Mon: cheda ethenthu paripadiyanu.. enthu parajallum..orunal varum.. Orunall varum..##**@@..
Tintu mon: edee..kalippakathe…Orunal Varum ..Annu mohan lal um old man akkumedee..annu ayalkkum ee gathi varumnnanu nan udeshichathu.. ninee polilla mandabhudikalodu..sahityam parayan padillennu manasilayeedeeeee..
exam paper
Tintumon sat in his life science classroom, staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: “Give four advantages of breast milk.”
What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:
1. No need to boil.
2. Never goes sour.
3. [...]
hair style
tintumon to Barber: ”Cut my hair Short. ….
Barber: ”How short you would like to?
tintumon: ”So Short that My mummy Cannot pull them…
Jun 21, 2010
youth
tintumon-”ippolathe youth pillerellam bayankara cheethaya…
teacher- ” adhendhada….?
tintumon- ” innale ambalathil poyappo aa jintappanum kunjappanum ellam nilavilakkil ninnu beedi kathikkunnu..
teacher- ”che ,mosham, ennitu nee enthu cheydhu…?
tintumon- ” njan aage shock aayi poyi ,aa shockil ente kayyile BEER bottle thazhe veenu potti poyadh micham….
vaidyasasthram
Doctor rogiyude bharthavinodu: Ningalude bharyaye rakshikkan ini vaidyasasthrathinupolum sadhikkilla. Randu moonu divasathinakam avar ee lokathuninnu yathra parayum.
Bharthavu: Ayyo, njanithengane sahikkum daimave…
Aduthu ninna Tintumon : Saramilla chetta, randu moonu divasamalleyulloo. Ithrem kalam chettan kshamichirunnille?
Bear adi
Tintumon : Da sasi….!njan innale kondu BEAR adi nirthiyeda…!!!!!
Dottymon : Athennada….?
Tintumno : njan madutheda….?
Dottymon : Nannayada tintu njanum nirthaan pova…..alla ninakkentha angane thonnan kaaranam…..?
Tintumon : Ente dad veettil vaatu(chaarayam) thudangi……!!!!
N’joy SUNDAY
Husband Tintumon : 2day is sunday n I have 2 njoy it. So i bought 3 movie tkts.
Tittumol: Why three?
Tintumon: 1 For U n 2 For ur parents………!!!
dahanam
Pichakkaran doctor Tintumonodu : Saarinte ayalkkaran enikku vayaru niraye aahaaram thannu. Saarum enthenkilum tharanam.
Dr.Tintumon : Eee gulika kazhicholoo
Pichakkaran: Ithentha?
Dr.Tintumon : dahanakkedinullatha!
kambi
Rogi: Odinja kaikku kambiyittathinu ampathinayiram roopayo?
Dr.Tintumon : kampikku vila koodiyathonnum thanarinjille?
Pocket Money
Tintumon : I think our daughter is in love vth som1. .
Wife: How do u know?
Tintumon : Bcos she is not askng 4 pocket money……
Solomon
History Class
Tintu: Solomon Raajaavu athra valiya sambannan aayirunnilla…
Taecher: Athentha nee angane paranjath..
Tintu: Swanthamaayi kattilundaarunnel pinne Achante kattilil kidakkumo..?
P.S.C.
Sarkar asupathriyilethiya rogi tintumonodu : Doctor udane ethumo?
Tintumon : P.S.C. apeksha kshanichittundu. Testum interviewum kazhinju posting aakunna thamasameyullu…
mukham moodi
Rogi: Operation cheyyan varumpozhenthina doctor angu mukham moodi dharikkunnathu?
Dr.tintumon : Enthenkilum athyaahitham sambhavichaal enne thirichariyaruthallo.
xray
Dr.Tintumon : Ee xrayil kanunnathu ningalude randu kidnikalum thakararilanennanu. Ningalkku divasavum dialysis vendi varum.
Rogi: Angane varan vazhiyilla doctor. Ente oru kidney nerathe vittathanu.
Dr.Tintumon : Enkil ee xray ningaludethavilla. Bhayappedanonnumilla oru marunninu kurichu tharam. Orazhcha kazhinju vannal mathi.
onnu randu
Reality shoyil tintumodu judge: Valare nannayi padi, pakshe idakku onnu randu sthalathu poyi alle?
Tintumon : Athe, oru vazhipadundayirunnu. Guruvayoorum pazhaniyilum poyi!
lecture
Kudichu lekku ketta tintumone police arrest cheythu.
SI: Ee rathriyil nee evide pokunnu?
Tintumon : Madyapanathinte dooshyabhalangale patti oru lecture kelkkan
SI: Paathiraathriyil araada lecture tharunnathu?
Tintumon : Ente bharya.
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