Aasa

ICUvinu purathu ammayiammayude vivaram ariyan nilkunna marumakal Dr.Tintumonod: aasayku vakayundo?
Dr.Tintumon: ningalentha aasikunnathennariyathe njanenthu parayana madom?

MIRROR..

Achan: Tintu, shop’il ninnu oru mirror vanghi kondu vaa… ende mugham nalla clear’aayittu kaanan pattunna mirror..
Tintu: ok..

After a while…
Tintu: nhaan ellaa shop’ilum chennu… but ellaa mirror’ilum ende mughamaa kaanunne…. achande mugham onnilum illaa….!!!

“MADHYAM”

sardar eat a tablet by cutting 2 edges………………………

why????????????????????????????

2 avoid side effects…..

but tintumon said i eat the 2 edges only………………….

why?????????????????????????

“MADHYAM”aaaroghyathinu hani karam.

evidayo

jintappan- ”da enikkum kittum oru nalla wife ne.
A Beautiful , Educated, Wise , Decent ,Loving And Caring Wife ….evideyengilum jeevichiripundagum enneyum kaathu!!

tintumon-” osama bin ladhente karyam idhe pole thanne..’.evidayo und..but aarkum ariyilla’

achante abimanam

tintumon-” acha achan parayarille achente sign valare mosham aanennu..”

achan-”adhe..kurachu moshamanu”

tintumon-”adhe,achan endhina mattullavarude munnil moshakaranagunne..
adheniku sahikkilla.. progress cardil achante sign njan bangiyil thanne oppittu koduthu,enikku achante abimanamanu valudhu

adutha janmam

sasimon-”entte pedi njan adutha janmathil valla kazhudhayum aayi janikkumo enna…!!

tintumon-”aa pedi venda..ee janmathile same adutha janmathil kittilla..”

skirt

kukkumol-”da enikku factory il job kitti

tintumon-”good,but oru karyam shradhikkane”

kukkumol-”endha”

tintumon-if ur skirt is long,protect yourself from engines. if ur skirt is short,protect urself from engineers…”

aniyan

amma-”da ninte aniyan idhu vare school ninnum vannilla,nee avane onnu poyi thiranjittu vaa..”

tintumon-”ohh..adhinte onnum aavshyamilla..naale india vision kaar correct report thiranju tharum,appol ariyam..

all gone

tintumon-’ enikku ellam undayirunnu,nalla veedu,nalla car,nalla oru pranayini, kure panam..but ippo ellam poyi…

jintappan: Wht Hapend?

tintumon: ”ellam barya kandu pidichu…”

Wife

Dundumon : I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Tintumon: Me too, after u leave.

rahasyam

kukkumol-” sathyavum rahasyavum thammilulla differnce endha?

tintumon-”jintappan ninte kaamugan aanennadhu sathyam..! pakshe avan pinkumole koodi snehikkunnu ennadhu rahasyam”

UPPU SATHYAGRAHAM

Teacher: UPPU SATHYAGRAHAM ennal enthanu? tintumon parayoo
Tintumon: Pazhaya nadan sathyanu uppinodulla athyagraham ayirunnu UPPU sathyagraham

raathri

tintumon-”innale raathri enikku onninu muttiyittu muttathekku poyappol munnil oru puli

dundumol-”ennittu?

tintumon-” ennittendha njan puliyodu paranju ‘chettan ozhicholu ente eppolo poyi’

bleeding

tintumon went hospital with bleeding head

nurse-” admit cheyyanam peru parayu”

tintumon-”tintu”

nurse- ”date of birth”

tintumon-”24-08-1990”

nurse-”maarried?

tintumon-”no, car accident”

MALAYALI

Teacher: keralathil kooduthal kandu varunna sadanam?

Dundumol: Tenga

Teacher: Chinayil?

Pakru: Electronics

Teacher: Gulfil?

Tintumon: Mallus

Driving

Tintumon Bikil pokumbol kootukaranaya pakruvinte kandu

Pakru : ithenthada coveril?

Tintumon: ithu pothinte ellanu

Pakru: Atnethina

Tintumon: innale licence illathe police pidichu.S.I paranju ini vandi oodikumbol ellu (L) vachu oodikkanam ennu!!!

Minnal

Teacher: mazha peyyumbol minnalundakunnathu enthukondu?

Tintumon: mazha ellayidathum orupole kittunudo ennariyan daivam light adichu nokkunatha!!!

SNACKS

Tintu’s SMS to ACHUMOL:
Enthokeyundu ?
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Oh, athalla chodichthu, chayyakk SNACKS enthokkeyundennnaaaa….?

Suicide attempt

Tintumon hotel receptionil vilichittu: “Hello..njan room number 202il ninna..emergency..ente bharya njangalude roominte windowil koodi chadi suicide cheyyan nokkunnu..Arelum udane ingottu paranju vidanam”

Receptionist : Sir, athil njangalkku enthu cheyyanpattum?

Tintumon : Edo kezhanga..aa window thurakkan pattunilla. enganelum athonnu thurannu kodukku..

Upadesham

Tintumonodu achan: mone nee kusruthiyokke kanikkunath ninakku adithara illathathu konda,nalla enthu cheythalum adithara venam.

example: nammal veedu vaykkumbol aadyam tara kettum angane ketti pokkum

tintumon: appo enthu pani cheythalum adiyilninnum tudanganam alle acha?

achan: good boy

tintumon:acha ,oru samsayam..appo ee kinarinte paniyokke engana sadarana !!!

Chiken is 1st

With chicken biriyani v get an egg. But with egg biriyani v dont get chicken. So we can conclude that kozhiyil ninnu thanneyannu mutta undayathu.

-Professor:tintumon

Sukham

TintuMon:”Alpa samayathe sukathinu vendi 2 mamsa thundukalude idayil vekkunna saathanathinte peru parayamo?

Think…

’so simple’

‘Cigarate’, entha alle.?

Nannaayittundu

Bus stopil nilkunna penkuttiyodu Tintumon: sandals nannayittundu..!

Penkutty: oori onnu thannalundallo..

Tintumon: dress kurachu koodi nannayittundu….!!

Late

Tintumon was late , and when he reached school at 9.30, the teacher yelled, “You should’ve been here at 9:00!”

Tintumon: “Why? What happened at 9:00?”

Copy !!

Tintumon @ exam hall….
teacher : tintu, eneekku…nee copy adikkukayano?entha kaiyil ezhuthiyirikkunnathu?
tintu : teacheralle paranjathu kaiyil onnumillathe examinu vararuthennu…!!!!

TinTUmon RoCKs..>!!!!

parayarudh

maalu-” eda tintu nammal thammil love aanennu nee aarodum parayarudh ketto..”

tintumon-” njan jintappanodu mathram parayum..aa kaana kollatha brandhiye aarelum premikkumo ennu avan ennodu chodhichirunnu..
premikkum ennu ini parayalo…!!

dr.tintumon

Dr.tintumon huntinginu poyitu thirichu varumbol
jintappan-”dr, engane und hunting..valladhum thadanjo?

tintumon-”hey ..hunting karyamilla..idhilum nalladhu clinicil thanne irunnal kittum..!!

kalyanaraman remix

exam duty cheyyunna tintumon-” mone oru additional sheet veno?

shyamuttan-”venda”

tintumon-”mone aa last question ezhudhan oru sheet…?

shyamuttan-”vendaa…”

tintumon-”aa questionte figure varachu ezhudhan oru sheet…?

shyamuttan-’’sir nodalle paranje enikku vendannu..”

tintumon-”ok shari”

shyamuttan-allel oru sheet ingu thaa..”

tintumon-ninnodu njan 100 thavana chodhichille njan sheet veno ennu..sheet ennu thanneyallo chodhichadhu..aksharam maariyillalo? enikku eppolum ingane chodhikkan pattilla njan maths H.O.D aanu

achu teacher-”endha tintu sir ivide prashanam?

tintumon-”alla teacher oru 100 pravashyam ee —-monodu najn chodhichadha sheet veno ennu appo avante ammede…

achu teacher-” che endha sir idhu…?

tintumon-”alla avante ammede maths paper vare nooki jayipicha aala njan..aa ennoda ivan ingane perumaranadhu

jintappan-’’sir oru additional sheet”

tintumon-” thottapurathe avantennu vaangikkada,ororuthar penayum vadagakku eduthu vannekkuvaa.. enikku dheshyam vannal njan ee full paperum aduppilittu kathikkum

shyamuttan-”enikkini paper vendaaa..”

tintumon-”adhendhada ninakku vendathe..maryadhakku paper vachittu resultum arinjittu poyal madhi..alla pinne…!!

Maths

Tintumon hate maths and writes a letter to maths.

“Dear Maths. Please grow up soon and try to solve your own problems. Don’t depend on others….”

pidutham

tintumon-” njan ee masathe salary vanganilla”

amma-” adhendhada?

tintumon-” ente madam paranju ee masathe salariyude koode pidutham kaanumennu”

amma-”adhinu?

tintumon-”enikka pennumpillaye kaanunnadhe veruppa..pinneyalle salariyodoppam kettipidutham..ente patti chellum…”

early

Judge:” Why R U Arrested?

tintumon: ”For Shopping Early?

Judge: ”Well, Thats Not A Crime, Anyway How Early U Shopping?

tintumon: ”Before Opening The Shop….”

hero look

jintappan-” eda enne kandal oru super hero look ille?

tintumon-”ninaku parakkan pattumo?

jintappan-”illa”

tintumon-” nenju keeri kaanikkan patumo”

jintappan-”illa”

tintumon-” mala pokki pidichu varan pattumo”

jintappan-”illa”

tintumon-”mugam mathram hanumante pole aayal pora kazhivum venam

suvisesham 9:10

tintumon-” Bible vayikkathu kondum suvisesham padikkathe nadannadhu kondum ithra valiya nashtam varum ennu karudhiyillada…”

bibikuttan-” endha patye”

tintumon-” njan nalla thirakkulla busil kayariyappol veezhadhirikkan oru penninte kayyil kurachu neram pidichu ninnu.

bibikuttan-” appol?

tintumon-” aval enne nokki yohannante
suvisesham 9:10 bagam ormikkan paranju..njan vegam pedichu kai eduthu”

bibikuttan-”ok, pinne..?

tintumon-” njan veetil chennu suvisesham 9:10 eduthu nokkiyappol njetti poyi… ”Ningal kaigal mugalilekkuyarthu karanam swrgam avideyagunnu..” ennezhudhi vachekkanu..

Ticket

Bus Conductor: ticket edutho?

Tintumon: Frontil arengilum edutho?

Bus Conductor: illa chetta

Tintumon: Backil arengilum edutho?

Bus Conductor: illa chetta

Tintumon: aha,pinnethinado centeril nilkkunna njan matram ticket edukkanam? itheviduthe nyayam?

pookalam

jintappan-” ithavanathe onaagosham thagarkanam”

tintumon-” ithavanathe pookalamalsaram first njan thanne kondu pogum…oru varsham full day kudichu mutathu thanne pookalam ittu parisheelichittund.

miss u

teacher-” i miss u ‘ meaning endha?

tintumon-” njan ninte teacher aanu”

ROCKET

Tintu mon THUMBA Rocket vikshepana kendrathinte arikiloode nadannu pokumbol oralkootam..

Tintumon: ara mariche?docters ellam undallo?
Scientist: marichathalla,oru rocket mukalilekku vidan poyatha ,pakshe athu start akunilla.

Tintumon: atraye uloo?aa rocket onnu idathottu charikoo.enittu start cheyoo
athinu shesham rocket start ayi
Scientist: ur grate mr.tintu,ithengane start akki?

Tintumon: ente pazhaya BAJAJ SCOOTER njan inganeya stary akkarullathu.

aalochana

jintappan-” endhada nee aalochichirikkane..?

tintumon-” 60 kg baramulla kukkumole njan easy aayi pokki eduthu nadakkarulladha..pakshe innale veetile 14.2 kg baramulla gas cylinder pokkan nokkiyittu patiyilla.. endhanavo problm…”

new love

dad-” pandu njangalude kaalathu love starts with eyes,grows with gifts, and ends with tears..”

tintumon-” ippo angane alla.. love starts with mobile,grows with dating and ends with sim change..”

keeriya paper

classil paper keeri idunna tintumonodu
teacher-” endhinada paper keeri idunnadhu?

tintumon-”pudhiya thoopukari vannennu arinju..inganeyokke alle ennengilum onnu kaanan patoo…”

Kozhi or mutta

Vichu:Kozhiyano atho muttayano adyam vannathu?

Tintumon:Eathinano order koduthathu athu thanneyayirikum adyam vannathu…..

SAFTY PIN……

Jintappan : Da,tintu ninne police arrest cheythu ennu kettallo…!!nee ATM machine cmplnt aaki ennu paranju, shariyano…….?

Tintumon : police arrest cheytharunnu ,athu atm cmplnt aaakiyathu kondaanalley…..?njan vicharichu “achune” cmmnt adichathu kondaanennu..

Jintappan : nee atm yil enthanu cheythathu…….?

Tintumon : njan athinte munnil chennappol enter ur ‘pin’ ennu ezhuthi kaanichu, njan ente kayil irunna “SAFTY PIN” ittu,..athra thanne…!!!!!!

Maappu

bibikuttan : Da, tintu ,nee achunodu maapu chodichittum aval enthina ninne thalliyathu……….?

Tintumon : “nee ennodu porukkanam” ennu paranjathu ,kurachu maari poyii…”nee ente koode porukkanam” ennayi poyeda…..!!!!!!!!

Achan pathrathill..!!!!

Tintumon Pathram(news paper) vaayichu kondirunnappol veettil vanna achante friends:mone achanevide
Tintumon: thalavedhanaya, da pathrathil kidakkunnu
friends:evide njangal kandillallo.
Tintumon:ithilalla,innalathe pathrathila!
friends:innalatheyo?
Tintumon:athe,appurathu varanthayil innalathe pathram virichu kidappundu..!!!

Psychology Student

Tintumon goes to a bar & see a beautiful women siting alone, after n hour tintu gathers enough courage to go & ask her?

Tintumon: xcuse me,,,
bt wud u mind if i sit here beside u?

she responds in a loud voice:
NO, I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH U!

Everyone in the bar turns to stare @ Tintu.

Tintumon surprised shocked & embarrassed, goes back to his table.

After a few mins the woman walks over to tintu smiles, apologizes & says
“u c, i’m a graduate student in psychology & i’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situation.

Tintumon “Responds loudly:

“WHAT”!!!
THREE THUOSAND RUPEES!!!
that’s tooo much!

(Who the hell may be don’t even dare to mess up with Tintumon)

vala

tin2mon:10 ruupakku mathi. police:stationil vannanoda meen vanguga. tin2mon:pathrathil kandu police kerlam muzhuvan vala veeshiyitundennu

Tintu-Tiger cage

Father and tintumon were standing in front of the tiger’s cage at the zoo. The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and tintumon was taking it all in with a serious expression.

Dad,” tinumon said finally, “if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …”

“Yes, son?” the father said expectantly.

“What bus should I take home?”

DETERGENT

Bijukuttan:Eda,ente shirt detergent upayogichu kazhukiyapol cheruthayi.iniyenth cheyum?

Tintumon:saramilla,nee aa detergent itt kulichalmathi

if u marry me

tintumon-” njan ninne kalyanam kazhikkatte achumole?

achumol-” da tintu nee enne kalyanam kazhikkugayanel enikku ellam vangi tharanam..ente ammaku ellam vangi kodukkanam,achane nannayi nokkanam. endha ee conditions ellam ok aano…?

tintumon-” sahodharee… ee chettan angu pogunnu… ee sahodharanu oru tata tharu…”

laziness

teacher-” u r very lazy ..”

tintumon-’ its a talent teacher…”

teacher-” how…?

tintumon-”Its A Talent
Of Taking Rest
Before You Get Tired!!”

future tense

teacher-” ninte achan innu jolikku poyi” idhinte future tense parayu..

tintumon-” achan innu mathralla ennum jolikku pogum..kanji kudikkande…”

Delivary

Teacher :Onnamathe masam january !
randamathe masam Febuary!
Pathamathe masam ethu??
Tintumon: Delivary teacher.

Golden Words of tintumon

Ezhu thalamurakku irunnu thinnaanulla vaka undayalum fast food kadayil ninnondu mathramalle thinnan pattoo

Papam

Tintumonum Pakruvum palliyil Vikari achante munnil.

Vikari: makkale naam oru papam cheythal narakathil 1 wheel ulla vandi oodikkendi varum. 2 papam cheythal 2 wheel ulla vandiyum.

moonuperum maricha sesham narakathil speedil autoriksha oodichu varunna tintumone kandu tintumone kandu Bikil vanna pakru

Pakru: nee engotta itra speedil pokunne ?

Tintumon: da nammude vikari achan teevandi oodichondu varunneda

tintuvite thamasha

ADAKKA MARAVUM THENGUM THAMMILULLA SAMYAM

TintUMon:RANDILUM MANGA UNDAKILLA !!!

*TINTU AARA MON*

indian vanitha

teacher-”oru indian vanitha kuninju namaskarichal adhu avalude endhu kaatum?

idhu ketta jintappan naanichu chirichu.

tintumon-”indian samaskaram”

teacher-”jintappan endhina chirichadhu?

tintumon-” avan manasil vicharichadhu avante samskaram..!!

chindha

tintumon-” chila karyangal chindhichal oru utharam kittilla alle?

achumol-”endhu pattiyeda..”
nee endha chindhiche?

tintumon-” oru pen nashatapettal namukku pudhiya pen vangam”

achumol-”ok”

tintumon-”but penayude top nashtapettalo…pudhiyadhu vangan pattumo…?

free call

tintumon-”Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
Use this Trick

sasimon-endhada trick..?

tintumon-”Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!.

form filling

tintumon is filling a form

NAME-tintumon

age- 6

date of birth- 25-08-2004

sex- illa,orikkalumilla,angane oru sambavame undayittilla..

Bill Gates

Bill Gates tintumonodu: enikku pavappettavanakanam
oru vazhi para?
tintumon:Mohanlaline nayakanakki oru padamedukku

Bill Gates:enikku pichakkaranakanda pavappettavanayal mathy

INTERVIEW

Interviewer:how many seconds are there in one year?

Tintumon:12 seconds.

Interviewer:what!!!!!!!!!

Tintumon:january 2,feb 2,mar2…

fair and lovely

sukumar azhikodu tintumonodu fair and lovelyude parasyattinu enne vilichatha njan poyilla

tintumon athu nannayi allagil fair and lovely koodi aalkkar veruttupoyene

tintumon jokes

teacher:how to say in English that a girl is driving (one word)
Tintumon:pendrive

ഉപ്പ്

ഉപ്പ് വാരി തിന്നുന്ന ടിന്റുമോനോദ്‌ അമ്മുഅമ്മ “ഉപ്പ് വാരി തിന്നാല്‍ വയറു വീര്‍ക്കും”.
പിന്നീട് ഒരു ഗര്‍ഭിണിയെ കണ്ട ടിന്റുമോന്‍ : “ആന്റീടെ വയറു വീര്‍ക്കാന്‍ കാരണം എന്താ എന്നെനിക്കറിയാം.

essay on favt:animal

Anapurathu kayariyirunnu eanthokeyo kuthikurikunna tintuvinodu achan..:What are you doing there ?

Tintumon:My teacher told me to write an essay on my favourite animal.

Tintumon worried

Tintumon to vichu:I’m really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I’m worried sick!”

Vichu:What have you got to worry about? u r very lucky..

Tintumon:”What if they try to escape?” Njan eanthayi theerum??

Library time

“Eppozha Library thurakkunne?” : Tintumon Librarianodu phonil

Librarian: “Ravile 9 maniyakum. Ee pathi rathri ithu chodikkanano vilichathu?”

Tintumon: Ayoo! 9 mani vare wait cheyyano!

Librarian: Athe.9 manikke thurakkullu. Athilum munbu athinakathu keriyittu ninakku enthu cheyyana?

Tintumon: “Aru paranju athinakathottu keran anennu?
enikki narakathil ninnu onnu purathirangana”

Hearing aid

Grand pa to tintumon : “Njan oru puthan hearing aid vangi. roopa moovayiram ayi. ennalum saramilla, sambhavam perfect. Ellam vyakthamayi kelkkam”

Tintumon : “oho..kollalo? etha company?”

Grand pa:” ippo samayam 12.30″

gorilla

tintumon-” ajmalikka, ningalede aduthekku oru gorilla pettannu vannal endhu cheyum..”

ajmalikka-” ariyilla endhu cheyyanam..?

tintumon-but I Know U Both Will Start Playing…
Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!

nalla penkutti

tintumon-” ho aa dundumol ethra nalla penkuttiyanenno..njan manasilakkan vaigi poyi..”

shyamuttan-”endhu patiyeda”

tintumon-”njan oru masamayi avalde purage nadakkan thudangiyittu..innale aval ennodu parayuva..ingane purage nadannittu karyamonnumilla..dhe aa thirivu thirinju naalamathe blue paint adichu veeda ente..angottu varaaan… !!!

rab ne bandhe jodi

tintumon-” Shahrukh abinayicha Rab ne banadhe jodi kandappol jeevidhathil aathmavishwasam koodi..

pappukuttan-”adhengane”

tintumon-” muttichu shramichal kalyanam kazhinja pennineyum valachedukkam ennu manasilakki thanna film aanadhu…!!

Appendicitis

Doctor To tintumon:
Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
“Appendicitis” ?

tintumon:” Yes … !

Doctor: When … ?

tintumon-: ”When I Tried To
Spell It …”

depends

master-: ”nee 20 vayasulla pennine kalyanam kazhikkumo adho ninnekkal 20 vayasu koodudhal ulla pennine kalyanam kazhikkumo..?

tintumon-: Sir ! that Depends …sir inte magalano bharya aano koodudhal sundhari ennu check cheydhale utharam parayan patoo..’

E-MAIL

Teacher – ”da tintu,
U have Been Sending
E-Mail Other Students
That
I am Ugly

tintumon- ”Sorry Ma’am,
I Didn’t Realize, U
Wanted To Keep It A
Secret …”

Onnu chirikkoo

Karanju kondu vanna Tintumonodu amma : “Enthna mone nee karayunne?”
Tintumon karanju kondu : “Achan avide chumariril oru photo thookkukayayirunnu..ente kaiyil irunna chuttika ariyathe achante kalil veenu”
Amma : ayye! ee nisara karyathinano nee karayunne? saramilla..achanu vedhana onnum eduthu kanilla..
ini mon onnu chiriche..

Tintumon : Uvva! angane onnu chirichathu konda ippo karayendi vannathu

P

Tintumon English classil teacherodu :Teacher,njan onnu toiletil poykotte?

Teacher : English alphabets muzhuvan paranjittu poyko

Tintumon otta swasathil : ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ
Teacher : But where is P Tintu?

Tintumon: Iniyum vishesham paranju kondirunnal athu ippo varum.

Ente chora

Tintumon garbhiniyaya oru sthrikku chora koduthu.Prasavathinushesham Tintumon avarude bharthavinodu :”Nannaayi nookaane.ente choraaya”.

Tintumon – Girl

Road arikil nilkunna girl’nod Tintumon:Entha ivide nilkunnathu?

GIRL:Bus kayaruvana.

Tintmon:Ennal Roadinte naduvil nilkkoo,sharikk kayarate.

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Police:Helmet evide

Tintumon:Sir,Athu.

Police:Enthada ninnu parungunnathu.

Tintu:Njan stationilek varikayayirunnu,Helmet Kallan kondu poyi

U.S.A

jamalikka-” kure naalayi U.S.A vare poyalo ennu aalochikkan thudangiyittu…endhu chilavu varum?

tintumon-”oru paisa chilavilla”

jamalikka-”endhu?adhengane?

tintumon-” aalochichondirikkan prathyegichu paisa chilavonnumillalo…”

naanam

tintumon-” da sasikutta oru 100 rs kadam thaada..”

sasikuttan-”che,ninakku naanamille ee prayathil ingane kadam chodhikkan…”

tintumon-”enna pinne ninte pengale enikku ketichu thaada…”

Parapottiyire

tintumon keralathil vannu…oraale thuni allakkunnathe kandu..nattile eathiya tintumon friendinode “nammale vichrichathupole alla keralamkare avida para pottikkunathe thunni konda…. ”

Tution

Tintumon 2 Teacher
Do you like me?

Miss : So sweet.

Tintumon: When should I sent my parents to your home?

Miss. Why?

Tintumon: To talk about us.

Miss: What are you saying?

Tintumon: For tuition……!!!

JACKIEY

In a bus;

Tintumon: dance teacher aanalle?

Bichumol : yes,engene manassilayi?

Tintu:Thaalam pidikunnathu kondu chodichatha…

Bichumol: workshopil aanu job alle?

Tintumon : engane manassilayi..?

Bichumol: “JACKIEY” vekkunnathu kondu chodhichatha…..!!!!!

Kazhcha shakthi

Tintumon: “kizhangu vargangal kanninu nallatha”
Dundumol: athentha??????????
Tintu: athalle elikal kannada vekkathathu!!!!!!!!!!!!!

punch dialog

teacher-” eda tintumone,nee aano ee classile rowdy… ninne njan shariyakkum..nee ithra valiya puli aano ennu enikkonnu kananam…”

tintumon-” ha ha.. puliye dhoore ninnu nokkanam ennu thoniyal nokkikkolu,valiya kuzhapamilla…ini puliyude photo edukkanam ennu thoniyal…..kurachu risk aanu ennalum kuzhapamilla..adjust cheyam..
idhokke cheydhu kazhinju puliyude koode kalikkan aanu moham engil……puli kadichu keerum keto teachere..!! kalikkan varumbol nokkananm….

Cooker!!!

Bibi to Tintu:A Rice Cooker slips from the 10th floor
But is not damaged

Can you guess why.?

Tintumon:Because its a
‘Butterfly’ Cooker..

Raaging

College Ragging: -
Tintumon: Cheta, pls upadravikkalle …!!

Sasikuttan : HaHa Chetano! Ingane Oru aniyanulla karyam ente Dad paranjittillallo!!!!

Tintumon: Ente Achan paranjitundu!!!!

Frog………!!!!!

Prof. Tintumon In anatomy lab

Jintappan : “Sir my frog is pregnant ”

Prof Tintumon : ninneyokke vishvasichu oru THAVALAYE polum tharan vayyallo..!!!!

jeevidha baram

pinkumol-”ee ithra neram evidayirunnu…?

tintumon-” njan jeevidhathile chila barangal irakki vakkan poyadha..”

pinkumol-”ayyo engottada..?

tintumon-”bath roomilekku…!!

enemies

teacher-”whiskey, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Person’s Worst Enemies…
aren’t They…?

tintumon-”ya…But The Man Who Run Away frm His Enemy Is A Coward…..!!

engineering

teacher-What is The Difference Between Mechanical Engineers & Civil Engineers … ?

tintumon-” Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets …

padikkathavan

tintumon-” achante kootukarante magan illa aa jintappan,avan onnum padikkilla”

dad-” endha adhukondu prashnam..’

tintumon-” prashanam endhanenno?avante paperil nokki copy adichu njan thottadhu micham.. bloody fool ”

swetting

jintappan-”In Which Case-MAN Start Sweating
In 10 Minutes & WOMAN Want to Go On & On.. ?

Tintumon-”Shopping”

aa dhivasam

sasikuttan-” edhelum oru penne enne nokki chirichal aa dhivasam christhmas.. edhelum pennu enne nokki ninnal enikka dhivasam vishu..!!

tintumon-” edhelum pennu ninnodu i love u paranjal aa dhivasam ”april fool” !!

Claimz

Jintappan: Officer! There is bomb in my garden.

Police Officer Tintumon: Don't worry.If no 1 claims it within 3 days,u can keep it.

new black mailing

tintumon to boss-” ente mathram salary maryadhakku kooti thanno..illel ente mathram salary kooti thannennu e companiyile ellavarodum njan paranju nadakkum…adhu veno idhu veno..think…!!

biology and sociology

teacher-”what is the differnce between biology and sociology?

tintumon-” when the baby looks like his dad or mum its biology… when the baby looks like the neighbour,then it is sociology..!!

Chilavu

Tintumon:Innathe kaalathu oru pothine valarthan
enthu chelavu varum?

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Bibikuttan:ariyilla

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TintuMon:veetil chodichittu paranjal mathi !!

Avar Inklish

TintuMon:britees ruled avar kandry meny ears.dei distroyd avar kalchare.Nammal vidumo.v distroyi dyer languvage lyk thes!
avenmarude oru inklish

Maths exam aanennu thonunnu

After exam
sasikuttan- ” da tintu edhu exam aayirunnu ninakku…

tintumon- ” maths exam aanennu thonunnu…

sasikuttan- ” adhendha angane..nee exam ezhudhiyadhalle…?? !!

tintumon- ” illeda..enikkonnum manasilayilla, aduthirunna penkuttiyude kayyil calculatar kandu…appol maths aavadhe irikkilla

I LOVE U CHAKKARA

Tintumon: I love u CHAKKARA

CHAKkaRAyude AMMA:

Eda njan ivida nikunathu nee kandille?

Tintu:”SORRY”

ningale njan ente ammaye polaya kanunathu.!

Nadhikal

Teacher: Indiayile 2 pradhana nadikalanu GANGA, YAMUNA ithu pole pakistanile 2 pradhana nadikalude peru parayoo?

Tin2:’FATHIMA’ KHADEEJA.!

prashnam

tintumon-” aage prashnam aayi…”

sasikuttan-” endhada”

tintumon-” njan veetil ninnum books medikkan paisa chodhichirunnu….”

sasikkuttan-” endha thannille”

tintumon-” adhalla … avar books ellam vaangi kondu thannu.. !!

gajini

tintumon-” gajini filmil naayigakku pagaram naayagan marichirunnel padam 500 kodi collect cheydhene”

jintappan-”adhengane..”

tintumon-” naayigakku orma shakthi pogumbol name okke bodyil ezhudhi idumallo…appol aalugal idichu kayarumallo…!!

practical

jintappan kukkumoleyum kondu poyadhu arinja tintumon phone cheydhu.

tintumon-”nee evideya”

jintappan-” practical classil aanu..”

tintumon-”practical class ellam kollam,but examinu munne result vannekkarudh…”

in school

teacher: petanu potuna oru sadhanatintae peru parayu

tintu:mohanlalinte padam

teacher:njan uthasechathu oru sphodanam alla

chaya

tintumon-”oh achumole…nee undakkiya chaya kudichadhinu sesham endhokkeyo vigaram thonunnu..”

achumol naanathode–” edhu thonunno adhu cheydholu..”

titnumon-”ennal wash basin evidannu paray..vomit cheydhittu varam..”

kodipadhi

teacher-” njan kodipadhi aayal” enna vishayathe kurichu 10 vaaku ezhudhu.

ellavarum ezhudhan thudangi,titnumon mathram ezhudhiyilla.

teacher-”endhada tintu ezhudhathe..?

tintumon-” ente P.A vannittu ezhudhi tharum….”

paavapettavar

teacher-”nammal paavapettavarodu snehathode idapazhaganam…”

titnumon-” ahha..ippolalle karyam pidikittiyadhu..achan velakkariyodu snehathode idapazhagunnund…..nalla achan

super and offer

teacher-” what is the difference between super and offer?

tintumon-” snehamulla wife undengil athu super..avalku sundhariyaya aniyathi undel adhu offer…”

kshama

tintumon-”teacher arinjo ariyadheyo endhelum thettu cheydhittundel ennodu….

teacher-” endha tintu idhinte okke aavashyam undo…

tintumon-” ….cheydhittundel ippo kshama chodhicholu..njan kashamikkam..vegam venam..time illa”