jintappan-”da enne ellavarum kaliyakkunnu.. njanum cheguthanum ore pole aanennu…nee paray ..angane aano???
tintumon-”angane aagan vazhiyilla… cheguthan bayankara karuthittalle…’
jintappan-”appol njano?
tintumon-”nee karuthittu aage bayangaran alle…!!
dad-”pandokke njangale office roomilekku head master vilipichal thanne ariyam njangalkku endho
apagadam varan povanennu”
tintumon-” ippalthe kaalathu enneyokke office roomilottu vilipichal thanne ariyam head masterku
endho apagadam varan povanennu”
jintappan-”nee ennum pennungale kuttam parayum..sharikkum avar paavangala..oru aaninu oru
penninodoppam sandhoshathode ethra kaalam venelum nadakkam ee logathu”
tintumon-”adhe adhe…avar thammil premikkadhe ethrakalam nadakkan pattumo athrem kaalam nadakkam…!!
oru divasam raathri
tintu: acha,aakaasathu ethra nakshathrangal und?
achan: ariyilla mone.ithuvare aarum kandupidichittilla
tintu:engil njaan kandupidikkan pova
achan:ennikko.njaanonn mayangatte!!
kurach kazhinjappol
tintu:acha,eneekk
achan:ennikkazhinjo?
tintu:athalla!enikk 100 vareye enaan ariyoo!bakki achan ennoo!!!!
Ammayum achanum kashtapetu undakiya kashinu pattichu Recharge cheythu girlsnu 100 msg ayachal avar thirichayakunna ore oru message
“PLS CAL ME”
Ethra cal cheythalum avar thirichu cheyunna ore oru call
……
“MISS CALL”
Chinthikku…
ee poothanagale endhu cheyannam….Exam njan ezhuthi eazhuthi madutha vizhayamanu, pinne assignment, athu vekkanam ennu agraham undayirunnu, pakshe nadannilla,
pinne tution lkg yile penkuttikalku, athu kurekkalam edukkanam edukkanam ennu vicharichu, dtime kittiyilla,
pinne aake cheythathu nalla pempillare vaya noki ennullathanu.
Athu oru UKG paper allathathu kondu markonnumkittiyilla..athukondu njan evidoke thanne kanum ee ukg yil…
mone jintappa foradiyanile tintuvinoda kaliyennu orthittu venam thudangi veykan..!
jintappan-”da ente girlfrnd maalu vinte pirannal aanu…koduthal namukku koodi upakaram
undagunna tharathil endhelum gift kodukkanam..endhu kodukkum
tintumon-”angananel LIPSTICK vangi kodukku….
tintumon-”kalyanam kazhinjittu 10 kollam aayi..pakshe njangalude pranayathinte theevradha idhe vare
kuranjittilla
jintappan-”bagyavan thanne…”
tintumon-”adhe njan bagyavan thanne..allel baryaye patichu 10 kollamayi vere oruthiyeyum pranayichu kondu
chethi nadakkan patumodey….!!mataval arinjal konnukalayille ..
chakkara-”U R My Best Frnd’..ninakku njano?
tintumon-”enikkum”
chakkara-”chumma…”
tintumon-”endha vishwasam aayille…ennal ente koode vaa..aa 10 nila kettidathinte mugalil pogam”
chakkara-”avide poyittendha?
tintumon-”njan 1,2,3 parayum nee chadanam..
chakkara-”appol neeyo?
tintumon-”adhu kazhinju nee 1,2,3 ennuikko njanum chadam….appol ninakku vishwasam aagumallo…”
jintappan-” njetikkunna oru vartha kettille,indiayile 4o% women are interstd in pre- marital sex..endhu
kashtamanennu nokkane…!!
tintumon-”adhinekkal kashtamulla karyam ee 40% evideya thamasikkunne ennu kandupidikkana…njan
kure nokkiyadha..orennathinem njan kandilla…news fake aanenna thonunne…”
tintumon-”innale njan oru swapnam kandu…njangal ellavarum oru semitheryil nilkkunnu..appol
agale oru beegara roopam nilkkunnu”
achumol-”ayyo ennitu?
tintumon-”aa roopam padhukke aduthekku varan thudangi..chakkaramolum,vichuttanum
jintappanum,shyamuttanum ellam odi poyi..njan thanichayi”
achumol-”ayyo…ennitto?
tintumon-”aa roopam aduthethiyappolalle mansilaye adhu neeyanennu…enikku ninte mugam pande
kandu parichayam ullondu athra pediyonnum thoniyilla….”
Aadyamayi Thoniya, Ithuvare Parayatha
Ente Sneham Njan Avalodu Paranju.
seema-” hello gud mng sir,ente peru seema,njan thangale engane aanu sahayikkendadhu?
tintumon-”hello…seema chechy”
seema-” ok paranjolu sir”
tintumon-”enikku ee caller tune activate cheyan vendeetu vilichadhau ketto..nammade shakeela padiya
paatille… baka baka eeeee eeeeeee.. enna paata vendadhu…
seema-”eedhu paatanu sir…kshamikkanam”
tintumon-’’shakeelede paatu..baka baka hmmm hmmm…. nammade shakkelede paatu
seema-”ok..samsarikkunna aalde peronnu parayamo..”
tintumon-”ok..ente peru tintu..tintumon…enne chechee tintutaaa ennu vilicho..!!
seema-”ok mr tintumon..thangalkku venda song..
tintumon-”adhippo ethra vattam paranju koche…baka bakka eee..eeee…avasanathe moolalum venam
ketto
seema-”thangalkku ishtamulla paatu swayam select cheyyanulla number njan paranju tharam note
cheydholu sir”
tintumon-”adhe nammade shakkella paadiya paatanu njan paranjadhu world cupil paadiyille…2010
south africa paatu adhonnu tharo chechy…?
seema-”ok sir clear aayilla”
rinrumon-”nammude ividathe shakkella alla…south africayil ulla shakeela paadiya paata
vendadhu..world cup..adhu film alla chechy”
seema-” ningal inganeyokke paranjal njangalkku check cheyan budhimuttayirikkum sir”
tintumon-”world cup…cricket ..ippol kazhinjille…spain jayichille…adhu”
seema-”ok sir…ningal ingane samsarikkarudh..njangal call cut cheyum..”
tintumon-’’shradhikkanam..nammade keralathile shakeela alla..puram natile shakeela padiya baka baka
eeee…eeee……enna ppaatu”
seema-”ok balace undengil mathrame ee ganam copy cheyan patoo
tintu-”appol paisa pogo ee sangathi vachal?
seema-”masam 15 roopa song selection 20 roopa”
tintumon-”ayyo.athrem paisa pogumalle..ennalum nammade shakkelede paatayondu adhu njan caller
tune aakiyekkam…” halo…seemachechy poyo…halo…hala hala
seema-”thangalku endhanu sir ariyandadhu?
tintumon-”nammade shakeela paadiya paatille baka baka… halo halo chechy…”
seema-”thangalku ishtamulla song select cheyan oru numbr njan paranju tharam..note cheydholu…”
tintumn-”adhu madhi..vegam paranju thanne…njan ezhudhatteta…paranjo paranjo”
seema-” 534633”
tintumon-” ee number venda,vere number thaa chechy..idhu rasamilla!!
seema-”ee numberilekku thangalkku venda song sms cheydhal adhu listil undengil thangalkku
labikkum sir”
tintumon-”ayyo appol listil illengilo?
seema-”listil illengil thangalkkadhu kittilla sir kshamikkanam”
tintumon-” ayyooo ho ho ho..ayyooo enikkadhu vishamama enikkadhu thanne venam chechy …
ayyooo”
seema-”thangal ingane thudarnal enikku call cut cheyendi varum sir”
tintumon-” cut cheydhal njan angadu varum…njane angottu varumta…enne ninakkariyilla… shakkeelede
paatu chodhichapol avalkku ishtapetilla… keralathil mathralla shakkella njangalku south africelum
undedi…podi mole… baka baka eee eee … airtel il illengil idea yil vilichu medikumedi njan…tintuvinoda
ninte kali…!!
Tintu and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law.
Tintu uchathil karayan thudangi ethukanda bharya
ningalkeante ammaye kanneaduthal kandukoodarunallo pinne eanthina engane kalla karachil karayunathu..
Tintu:ethu athmarthamayulla karachiladi, aa thalla eante kanmunnil kidanu narakichhu chakumenna njan karuthiyirunathu athu daivam nadathiyyillalo eannortha eante vishamam..!!
tintumon-”ithavanem enne exam hallil ninnu purathakki…!!
dad-”nee kondu poya thundu pidichu kaanum
tintumon-”thundu vachadhinalla pidichadhu..answer sheetil ottichu vachadhina purathakkiyadhu”
dad-”ottichu vachenno…endha nee parayunne?
tintumon-”adhenne..aarka ippo adhokke nokki ezhudhan neram..so chodhyathinte correct answer ulla
thundu angu ottichu vachu..namukkum time labam..answer nokkunna avarkkum time labam..!!
Class teacher: Kaayam, Maayam eva thammilulla vyathyasam enthanennu parayoo
Tintu: Kaayam rasathilum sambarilum upayogikkum.
Class teacher: Appo maayamo??
Tintu: Ellathilum upayogikkum.!dad-” nee endhada aa dr.sanikutante penmakkale mathram line adikkunne..naanakkedu”
tintumon-”dr.sanikkuttan nammude family doctr alle..njan avarude family lover aagunnadhil
thettundo….?
Biology Teacher: ”chakkara’ Can U Tel Me
Where Is Ur Heart Exactly?
chakkara-” teacher adhu…..”
tintumon-”njan parayam teacher…chakkarede hridhayam aanel adhu ente kayyila teacher..”
teacher-’’stupid”
tintumon-”endhu cheyyam ..njan adhu thatiyeduthu poyille teacher..!!
Teacher: Enthanu sathyavum viswasavum thammilulla vyathyasam?
Tintu: Teacher njangale padippikkunnu ennathu
sathyam.
Njangal padikkunnu ennathu teacherinte viswasam!!!
Today i pray that:-
Happiness be at ur door
May it knock early
Stay late & leave the gift of Allah’s
Peace,love,joy & good health behind
shaban mubarak,eid mubarak,
ramadan mubarak,
May you remain happy all the time
Irrespective of any occasion
Hum app ki yaad main udas hain,
Bas app say milnay ki ass hay,
Chahay dost kitnay hi kion na hoon,
Maray liye tu app hi sab se khas hain…
Eid Mubarak To My Cute, Sweet and Special Friend.
May the day delight
and the moments measure all the special joys
for all of you to treasure.
May the year ahead
be fruitful too,
for your home and family
and specially for you.
EID MUBARAK
May Allah flood your life
with happiness on this occasion,
ur heart with love,
ur soul with spiritual,
ur mind with wisdom,
wishing u a very Happy Eid Mubarik
Socha kisi apne se baat karun,
Apne kisi khaas ko yaad karun,
Kiya jo faisla eid mubarak kehne ka,
Dil ne kaha kyun na aapseshuruwat karun.
*EID MUBARAK*
Achan: Tintu, shop’il ninnu oru mirror vanghi kondu vaa… ende mugham nalla clear’aayittu kaanan pattunna mirror..
Tintu: ok..
After a while…
Tintu: nhaan ellaa shop’ilum chennu… but ellaa mirror’ilum ende mughamaa kaanunne…. achande mugham onnilum illaa….!!!
sardar eat a tablet by cutting 2 edges………………………
why????????????????????????????
2 avoid side effects…..
but tintumon said i eat the 2 edges only………………….
why?????????????????????????
“MADHYAM”aaaroghyathinu hani karam.
jintappan- ”da enikkum kittum oru nalla wife ne.
A Beautiful , Educated, Wise , Decent ,Loving And Caring Wife ….evideyengilum jeevichiripundagum enneyum kaathu!!
tintumon-” osama bin ladhente karyam idhe pole thanne..’.evidayo und..but aarkum ariyilla’
tintumon-” acha achan parayarille achente sign valare mosham aanennu..”
achan-”adhe..kurachu moshamanu”
tintumon-”adhe,achan endhina mattullavarude munnil moshakaranagunne..
adheniku sahikkilla.. progress cardil achante sign njan bangiyil thanne oppittu koduthu,enikku achante abimanamanu valudhu
sasimon-”entte pedi njan adutha janmathil valla kazhudhayum aayi janikkumo enna…!!
tintumon-”aa pedi venda..ee janmathile same adutha janmathil kittilla..”
kukkumol-”da enikku factory il job kitti
tintumon-”good,but oru karyam shradhikkane”
kukkumol-”endha”
tintumon-if ur skirt is long,protect yourself from engines. if ur skirt is short,protect urself from engineers…”
amma-”da ninte aniyan idhu vare school ninnum vannilla,nee avane onnu poyi thiranjittu vaa..”
tintumon-”ohh..adhinte onnum aavshyamilla..naale india vision kaar correct report thiranju tharum,appol ariyam..
tintumon-’ enikku ellam undayirunnu,nalla veedu,nalla car,nalla oru pranayini, kure panam..but ippo ellam poyi…
jintappan: Wht Hapend?
tintumon: ”ellam barya kandu pidichu…”
kukkumol-” sathyavum rahasyavum thammilulla differnce endha?
tintumon-”jintappan ninte kaamugan aanennadhu sathyam..! pakshe avan pinkumole koodi snehikkunnu ennadhu rahasyam”
Teacher: UPPU SATHYAGRAHAM ennal enthanu? tintumon parayoo
Tintumon: Pazhaya nadan sathyanu uppinodulla athyagraham ayirunnu UPPU sathyagraham
tintumon-”innale raathri enikku onninu muttiyittu muttathekku poyappol munnil oru puli
dundumol-”ennittu?
tintumon-” ennittendha njan puliyodu paranju ‘chettan ozhicholu ente eppolo poyi’
tintumon went hospital with bleeding head
nurse-” admit cheyyanam peru parayu”
tintumon-”tintu”
nurse- ”date of birth”
tintumon-”24-08-1990”
nurse-”maarried?
tintumon-”no, car accident”
Teacher: keralathil kooduthal kandu varunna sadanam?
Dundumol: Tenga
Teacher: Chinayil?
Pakru: Electronics
Teacher: Gulfil?
Tintumon: Mallus
Tintumon Bikil pokumbol kootukaranaya pakruvinte kandu
Pakru : ithenthada coveril?
Tintumon: ithu pothinte ellanu
Pakru: Atnethina
Tintumon: innale licence illathe police pidichu.S.I paranju ini vandi oodikumbol ellu (L) vachu oodikkanam ennu!!!
Teacher: mazha peyyumbol minnalundakunnathu enthukondu?
Tintumon: mazha ellayidathum orupole kittunudo ennariyan daivam light adichu nokkunatha!!!
Tintumon hotel receptionil vilichittu: “Hello..njan room number 202il ninna..emergency..ente bharya njangalude roominte windowil koodi chadi suicide cheyyan nokkunnu..Arelum udane ingottu paranju vidanam”
Receptionist : Sir, athil njangalkku enthu cheyyanpattum?
Tintumon : Edo kezhanga..aa window thurakkan pattunilla. enganelum athonnu thurannu kodukku..
Tintumonodu achan: mone nee kusruthiyokke kanikkunath ninakku adithara illathathu konda,nalla enthu cheythalum adithara venam.
example: nammal veedu vaykkumbol aadyam tara kettum angane ketti pokkum
tintumon: appo enthu pani cheythalum adiyilninnum tudanganam alle acha?
achan: good boy
tintumon:acha ,oru samsayam..appo ee kinarinte paniyokke engana sadarana !!!
TintuMon:”Alpa samayathe sukathinu vendi 2 mamsa thundukalude idayil vekkunna saathanathinte peru parayamo?
Think…
’so simple’
‘Cigarate’, entha alle.?
Bus stopil nilkunna penkuttiyodu Tintumon: sandals nannayittundu..!
Penkutty: oori onnu thannalundallo..
Tintumon: dress kurachu koodi nannayittundu….!!
Tintumon was late , and when he reached school at 9.30, the teacher yelled, “You should’ve been here at 9:00!”
Tintumon: “Why? What happened at 9:00?”
Tintumon @ exam hall….
teacher : tintu, eneekku…nee copy adikkukayano?entha kaiyil ezhuthiyirikkunnathu?
tintu : teacheralle paranjathu kaiyil onnumillathe examinu vararuthennu…!!!!
TinTUmon RoCKs..>!!!!
maalu-” eda tintu nammal thammil love aanennu nee aarodum parayarudh ketto..”
tintumon-” njan jintappanodu mathram parayum..aa kaana kollatha brandhiye aarelum premikkumo ennu avan ennodu chodhichirunnu..
premikkum ennu ini parayalo…!!
Dr.tintumon huntinginu poyitu thirichu varumbol
jintappan-”dr, engane und hunting..valladhum thadanjo?
tintumon-”hey ..hunting karyamilla..idhilum nalladhu clinicil thanne irunnal kittum..!!
exam duty cheyyunna tintumon-” mone oru additional sheet veno?
shyamuttan-”venda”
tintumon-”mone aa last question ezhudhan oru sheet…?
shyamuttan-”vendaa…”
tintumon-”aa questionte figure varachu ezhudhan oru sheet…?
shyamuttan-’’sir nodalle paranje enikku vendannu..”
tintumon-”ok shari”
shyamuttan-allel oru sheet ingu thaa..”
tintumon-ninnodu njan 100 thavana chodhichille njan sheet veno ennu..sheet ennu thanneyallo chodhichadhu..aksharam maariyillalo? enikku eppolum ingane chodhikkan pattilla njan maths H.O.D aanu
achu teacher-”endha tintu sir ivide prashanam?
tintumon-”alla teacher oru 100 pravashyam ee —-monodu najn chodhichadha sheet veno ennu appo avante ammede…
achu teacher-” che endha sir idhu…?
tintumon-”alla avante ammede maths paper vare nooki jayipicha aala njan..aa ennoda ivan ingane perumaranadhu
jintappan-’’sir oru additional sheet”
tintumon-” thottapurathe avantennu vaangikkada,ororuthar penayum vadagakku eduthu vannekkuvaa.. enikku dheshyam vannal njan ee full paperum aduppilittu kathikkum
shyamuttan-”enikkini paper vendaaa..”
tintumon-”adhendhada ninakku vendathe..maryadhakku paper vachittu resultum arinjittu poyal madhi..alla pinne…!!
Tintumon hate maths and writes a letter to maths.
“Dear Maths. Please grow up soon and try to solve your own problems. Don’t depend on others….”
tintumon-” njan ee masathe salary vanganilla”
amma-” adhendhada?
tintumon-” ente madam paranju ee masathe salariyude koode pidutham kaanumennu”
amma-”adhinu?
tintumon-”enikka pennumpillaye kaanunnadhe veruppa..pinneyalle salariyodoppam kettipidutham..ente patti chellum…”
Judge:” Why R U Arrested?
tintumon: ”For Shopping Early?
Judge: ”Well, Thats Not A Crime, Anyway How Early U Shopping?
tintumon: ”Before Opening The Shop….”
jintappan-” eda enne kandal oru super hero look ille?
tintumon-”ninaku parakkan pattumo?
jintappan-”illa”
tintumon-” nenju keeri kaanikkan patumo”
jintappan-”illa”
tintumon-” mala pokki pidichu varan pattumo”
jintappan-”illa”
tintumon-”mugam mathram hanumante pole aayal pora kazhivum venam
tintumon-” Bible vayikkathu kondum suvisesham padikkathe nadannadhu kondum ithra valiya nashtam varum ennu karudhiyillada…”
bibikuttan-” endha patye”
tintumon-” njan nalla thirakkulla busil kayariyappol veezhadhirikkan oru penninte kayyil kurachu neram pidichu ninnu.
bibikuttan-” appol?
tintumon-” aval enne nokki yohannante
suvisesham 9:10 bagam ormikkan paranju..njan vegam pedichu kai eduthu”
bibikuttan-”ok, pinne..?
tintumon-” njan veetil chennu suvisesham 9:10 eduthu nokkiyappol njetti poyi… ”Ningal kaigal mugalilekkuyarthu karanam swrgam avideyagunnu..” ennezhudhi vachekkanu..
Bus Conductor: ticket edutho?
Tintumon: Frontil arengilum edutho?
Bus Conductor: illa chetta
Tintumon: Backil arengilum edutho?
Bus Conductor: illa chetta
Tintumon: aha,pinnethinado centeril nilkkunna njan matram ticket edukkanam? itheviduthe nyayam?
jintappan-” ithavanathe onaagosham thagarkanam”
tintumon-” ithavanathe pookalamalsaram first njan thanne kondu pogum…oru varsham full day kudichu mutathu thanne pookalam ittu parisheelichittund.Tintu mon THUMBA Rocket vikshepana kendrathinte arikiloode nadannu pokumbol oralkootam..
Tintumon: ara mariche?docters ellam undallo?
Scientist: marichathalla,oru rocket mukalilekku vidan poyatha ,pakshe athu start akunilla.
Tintumon: atraye uloo?aa rocket onnu idathottu charikoo.enittu start cheyoo
athinu shesham rocket start ayi
Scientist: ur grate mr.tintu,ithengane start akki?
Tintumon: ente pazhaya BAJAJ SCOOTER njan inganeya stary akkarullathu.
jintappan-” endhada nee aalochichirikkane..?
tintumon-” 60 kg baramulla kukkumole njan easy aayi pokki eduthu nadakkarulladha..pakshe innale veetile 14.2 kg baramulla gas cylinder pokkan nokkiyittu patiyilla.. endhanavo problm…”
dad-” pandu njangalude kaalathu love starts with eyes,grows with gifts, and ends with tears..”
tintumon-” ippo angane alla.. love starts with mobile,grows with dating and ends with sim change..”
classil paper keeri idunna tintumonodu
teacher-” endhinada paper keeri idunnadhu?
tintumon-”pudhiya thoopukari vannennu arinju..inganeyokke alle ennengilum onnu kaanan patoo…”
Vichu:Kozhiyano atho muttayano adyam vannathu?
Tintumon:Eathinano order koduthathu athu thanneyayirikum adyam vannathu…..
Jintappan : Da,tintu ninne police arrest cheythu ennu kettallo…!!nee ATM machine cmplnt aaki ennu paranju, shariyano…….?
Tintumon : police arrest cheytharunnu ,athu atm cmplnt aaakiyathu kondaanalley…..?njan vicharichu “achune” cmmnt adichathu kondaanennu..
Jintappan : nee atm yil enthanu cheythathu…….?
Tintumon : njan athinte munnil chennappol enter ur ‘pin’ ennu ezhuthi kaanichu, njan ente kayil irunna “SAFTY PIN” ittu,..athra thanne…!!!!!!
bibikuttan : Da, tintu ,nee achunodu maapu chodichittum aval enthina ninne thalliyathu……….?
Tintumon : “nee ennodu porukkanam” ennu paranjathu ,kurachu maari poyii…”nee ente koode porukkanam” ennayi poyeda…..!!!!!!!!
Tintumon goes to a bar & see a beautiful women siting alone, after n hour tintu gathers enough courage to go & ask her?
Tintumon: xcuse me,,,
bt wud u mind if i sit here beside u?
she responds in a loud voice:
NO, I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH U!
Everyone in the bar turns to stare @ Tintu.
Tintumon surprised shocked & embarrassed, goes back to his table.
After a few mins the woman walks over to tintu smiles, apologizes & says
“u c, i’m a graduate student in psychology & i’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situation.
Tintumon “Responds loudly:
“WHAT”!!!
THREE THUOSAND RUPEES!!!
that’s tooo much!
(Who the hell may be don’t even dare to mess up with Tintumon)
Father and tintumon were standing in front of the tiger’s cage at the zoo. The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and tintumon was taking it all in with a serious expression.
Dad,” tinumon said finally, “if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …”
“Yes, son?” the father said expectantly.
“What bus should I take home?”
Bijukuttan:Eda,ente shirt detergent upayogichu kazhukiyapol cheruthayi.iniyenth cheyum?
Tintumon:saramilla,nee aa detergent itt kulichalmathi
tintumon-” njan ninne kalyanam kazhikkatte achumole?
achumol-” da tintu nee enne kalyanam kazhikkugayanel enikku ellam vangi tharanam..ente ammaku ellam vangi kodukkanam,achane nannayi nokkanam. endha ee conditions ellam ok aano…?
tintumon-” sahodharee… ee chettan angu pogunnu… ee sahodharanu oru tata tharu…”
teacher-” u r very lazy ..”
tintumon-’ its a talent teacher…”
teacher-” how…?
tintumon-”Its A Talent
Of Taking Rest
Before You Get Tired!!”
teacher-” ninte achan innu jolikku poyi” idhinte future tense parayu..
tintumon-” achan innu mathralla ennum jolikku pogum..kanji kudikkande…”
Teacher :Onnamathe masam january !
randamathe masam Febuary!
Pathamathe masam ethu??
Tintumon: Delivary teacher.
Tintumonum Pakruvum palliyil Vikari achante munnil.
Vikari: makkale naam oru papam cheythal narakathil 1 wheel ulla vandi oodikkendi varum. 2 papam cheythal 2 wheel ulla vandiyum.
moonuperum maricha sesham narakathil speedil autoriksha oodichu varunna tintumone kandu tintumone kandu Bikil vanna pakru
Pakru: nee engotta itra speedil pokunne ?
Tintumon: da nammude vikari achan teevandi oodichondu varunnedaADAKKA MARAVUM THENGUM THAMMILULLA SAMYAM
TintUMon:RANDILUM MANGA UNDAKILLA !!!
*TINTU AARA MON*
teacher-”oru indian vanitha kuninju namaskarichal adhu avalude endhu kaatum?
idhu ketta jintappan naanichu chirichu.
tintumon-”indian samaskaram”
teacher-”jintappan endhina chirichadhu?
tintumon-” avan manasil vicharichadhu avante samskaram..!!
tintumon-” chila karyangal chindhichal oru utharam kittilla alle?
achumol-”endhu pattiyeda..”
nee endha chindhiche?
tintumon-” oru pen nashatapettal namukku pudhiya pen vangam”
achumol-”ok”
tintumon-”but penayude top nashtapettalo…pudhiyadhu vangan pattumo…?
tintumon-”Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
Use this Trick
sasimon-endhada trick..?
tintumon-”Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!.
tintumon is filling a form
NAME-tintumon
age- 6
date of birth- 25-08-2004
sex- illa,orikkalumilla,angane oru sambavame undayittilla..
Bill Gates tintumonodu: enikku pavappettavanakanam
oru vazhi para?
tintumon:Mohanlaline nayakanakki oru padamedukku
Bill Gates:enikku pichakkaranakanda pavappettavanayal mathy
Interviewer:how many seconds are there in one year?
Tintumon:12 seconds.
Interviewer:what!!!!!!!!!
Tintumon:january 2,feb 2,mar2…sukumar azhikodu tintumonodu fair and lovelyude parasyattinu enne vilichatha njan poyilla
tintumon athu nannayi allagil fair and lovely koodi aalkkar veruttupoyene
Anapurathu kayariyirunnu eanthokeyo kuthikurikunna tintuvinodu achan..:What are you doing there ?
Tintumon:My teacher told me to write an essay on my favourite animal.
Tintumon to vichu:I’m really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I’m worried sick!”
Vichu:What have you got to worry about? u r very lucky..
Tintumon:”What if they try to escape?” Njan eanthayi theerum??
“Eppozha Library thurakkunne?” : Tintumon Librarianodu phonil
Librarian: “Ravile 9 maniyakum. Ee pathi rathri ithu chodikkanano vilichathu?”
Tintumon: Ayoo! 9 mani vare wait cheyyano!
Librarian: Athe.9 manikke thurakkullu. Athilum munbu athinakathu keriyittu ninakku enthu cheyyana?
Tintumon: “Aru paranju athinakathottu keran anennu?
enikki narakathil ninnu onnu purathirangana”
Grand pa to tintumon : “Njan oru puthan hearing aid vangi. roopa moovayiram ayi. ennalum saramilla, sambhavam perfect. Ellam vyakthamayi kelkkam”
Tintumon : “oho..kollalo? etha company?”
Grand pa:” ippo samayam 12.30″
tintumon-” ajmalikka, ningalede aduthekku oru gorilla pettannu vannal endhu cheyum..”
ajmalikka-” ariyilla endhu cheyyanam..?
tintumon-but I Know U Both Will Start Playing…
Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!
tintumon-” ho aa dundumol ethra nalla penkuttiyanenno..njan manasilakkan vaigi poyi..”
shyamuttan-”endhu patiyeda”
tintumon-”njan oru masamayi avalde purage nadakkan thudangiyittu..innale aval ennodu parayuva..ingane purage nadannittu karyamonnumilla..dhe aa thirivu thirinju naalamathe blue paint adichu veeda ente..angottu varaaan… !!!
tintumon-” Shahrukh abinayicha Rab ne banadhe jodi kandappol jeevidhathil aathmavishwasam koodi..
pappukuttan-”adhengane”
tintumon-” muttichu shramichal kalyanam kazhinja pennineyum valachedukkam ennu manasilakki thanna film aanadhu…!!
Doctor To tintumon:
Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
“Appendicitis” ?
tintumon:” Yes … !
Doctor: When … ?
tintumon-: ”When I Tried To
Spell It …”
master-: ”nee 20 vayasulla pennine kalyanam kazhikkumo adho ninnekkal 20 vayasu koodudhal ulla pennine kalyanam kazhikkumo..?
tintumon-: Sir ! that Depends …sir inte magalano bharya aano koodudhal sundhari ennu check cheydhale utharam parayan patoo..’
Teacher – ”da tintu,
U have Been Sending
E-Mail Other Students
That
I am Ugly
tintumon- ”Sorry Ma’am,
I Didn’t Realize, U
Wanted To Keep It A
Secret …”
Karanju kondu vanna Tintumonodu amma : “Enthna mone nee karayunne?”
Tintumon karanju kondu : “Achan avide chumariril oru photo thookkukayayirunnu..ente kaiyil irunna chuttika ariyathe achante kalil veenu”
Amma : ayye! ee nisara karyathinano nee karayunne? saramilla..achanu vedhana onnum eduthu kanilla..
ini mon onnu chiriche..
Tintumon : Uvva! angane onnu chirichathu konda ippo karayendi vannathu
Tintumon English classil teacherodu :Teacher,njan onnu toiletil poykotte?
Teacher : English alphabets muzhuvan paranjittu poyko
Tintumon otta swasathil : ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ
Teacher : But where is P Tintu?
Tintumon: Iniyum vishesham paranju kondirunnal athu ippo varum.
Road arikil nilkunna girl’nod Tintumon:Entha ivide nilkunnathu?
GIRL:Bus kayaruvana.
Tintmon:Ennal Roadinte naduvil nilkkoo,sharikk kayarate.
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Police:Helmet evide
Tintumon:Sir,Athu.
Police:Enthada ninnu parungunnathu.
Tintu:Njan stationilek varikayayirunnu,Helmet Kallan kondu poyi
jamalikka-” kure naalayi U.S.A vare poyalo ennu aalochikkan thudangiyittu…endhu chilavu varum?
tintumon-”oru paisa chilavilla”
jamalikka-”endhu?adhengane?
tintumon-” aalochichondirikkan prathyegichu paisa chilavonnumillalo…”
tintumon-” da sasikutta oru 100 rs kadam thaada..”
sasikuttan-”che,ninakku naanamille ee prayathil ingane kadam chodhikkan…”
tintumon-”enna pinne ninte pengale enikku ketichu thaada…”
Tintumon 2 Teacher
Do you like me?
Miss : So sweet.
Tintumon: When should I sent my parents to your home?
Miss. Why?
Tintumon: To talk about us.
Miss: What are you saying?
Tintumon: For tuition……!!!
In a bus;
Tintumon: dance teacher aanalle?
Bichumol : yes,engene manassilayi?
Tintu:Thaalam pidikunnathu kondu chodichatha…
Bichumol: workshopil aanu job alle?
Tintumon : engane manassilayi..?
Bichumol: “JACKIEY” vekkunnathu kondu chodhichatha…..!!!!!
teacher-” eda tintumone,nee aano ee classile rowdy… ninne njan shariyakkum..nee ithra valiya puli aano ennu enikkonnu kananam…”
tintumon-” ha ha.. puliye dhoore ninnu nokkanam ennu thoniyal nokkikkolu,valiya kuzhapamilla…ini puliyude photo edukkanam ennu thoniyal…..kurachu risk aanu ennalum kuzhapamilla..adjust cheyam..
idhokke cheydhu kazhinju puliyude koode kalikkan aanu moham engil……puli kadichu keerum keto teachere..!! kalikkan varumbol nokkananm….
Bibi to Tintu:A Rice Cooker slips from the 10th floor
But is not damaged
Can you guess why.?
Tintumon:Because its a
‘Butterfly’ Cooker..
College Ragging: -
Tintumon: Cheta, pls upadravikkalle …!!
Sasikuttan : HaHa Chetano! Ingane Oru aniyanulla karyam ente Dad paranjittillallo!!!!
Tintumon: Ente Achan paranjitundu!!!!
Prof. Tintumon In anatomy lab
Jintappan : “Sir my frog is pregnant ”
Prof Tintumon : ninneyokke vishvasichu oru THAVALAYE polum tharan vayyallo..!!!!
pinkumol-”ee ithra neram evidayirunnu…?
tintumon-” njan jeevidhathile chila barangal irakki vakkan poyadha..”
pinkumol-”ayyo engottada..?
tintumon-”bath roomilekku…!!
teacher-”whiskey, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Person’s Worst Enemies…
aren’t They…?
tintumon-”ya…But The Man Who Run Away frm His Enemy Is A Coward…..!!
teacher-What is The Difference Between Mechanical Engineers & Civil Engineers … ?
tintumon-” Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets …
tintumon-” achante kootukarante magan illa aa jintappan,avan onnum padikkilla”
dad-” endha adhukondu prashnam..’
tintumon-” prashanam endhanenno?avante paperil nokki copy adichu njan thottadhu micham.. bloody fool ”
jintappan-”In Which Case-MAN Start Sweating
In 10 Minutes & WOMAN Want to Go On & On.. ?
Tintumon-”Shopping”
sasikuttan-” edhelum oru penne enne nokki chirichal aa dhivasam christhmas.. edhelum pennu enne nokki ninnal enikka dhivasam vishu..!!
tintumon-” edhelum pennu ninnodu i love u paranjal aa dhivasam ”april fool” !!
Jintappan: Officer! There is bomb in my garden.
Police Officer Tintumon: Don't worry.If no 1 claims it within 3 days,u can keep it.
teacher-”what is the differnce between biology and sociology?
tintumon-” when the baby looks like his dad or mum its biology… when the baby looks like the neighbour,then it is sociology..!!
Tintumon:Innathe kaalathu oru pothine valarthan
enthu chelavu varum?
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Bibikuttan:ariyilla
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TintuMon:veetil chodichittu paranjal mathi !!
After exam
sasikuttan- ” da tintu edhu exam aayirunnu ninakku…
tintumon- ” maths exam aanennu thonunnu…
sasikuttan- ” adhendha angane..nee exam ezhudhiyadhalle…?? !!
tintumon- ” illeda..enikkonnum manasilayilla, aduthirunna penkuttiyude kayyil calculatar kandu…appol maths aavadhe irikkilla
Tintumon: I love u CHAKKARA
CHAKkaRAyude AMMA:
Eda njan ivida nikunathu nee kandille?
Tintu:”SORRY”
ningale njan ente ammaye polaya kanunathu.!
Teacher: Indiayile 2 pradhana nadikalanu GANGA, YAMUNA ithu pole pakistanile 2 pradhana nadikalude peru parayoo?
Tin2:’FATHIMA’ KHADEEJA.!
tintumon-” aage prashnam aayi…”
sasikuttan-” endhada”
tintumon-” njan veetil ninnum books medikkan paisa chodhichirunnu….”
sasikkuttan-” endha thannille”
tintumon-” adhalla … avar books ellam vaangi kondu thannu.. !!
tintumon-” gajini filmil naayigakku pagaram naayagan marichirunnel padam 500 kodi collect cheydhene”
jintappan-”adhengane..”
tintumon-” naayigakku orma shakthi pogumbol name okke bodyil ezhudhi idumallo…appol aalugal idichu kayarumallo…!!
jintappan kukkumoleyum kondu poyadhu arinja tintumon phone cheydhu.
tintumon-”nee evideya”
jintappan-” practical classil aanu..”
tintumon-”practical class ellam kollam,but examinu munne result vannekkarudh…”
teacher: petanu potuna oru sadhanatintae peru parayu
tintu:mohanlalinte padam
teacher:njan uthasechathu oru sphodanam alla
tintumon-”oh achumole…nee undakkiya chaya kudichadhinu sesham endhokkeyo vigaram thonunnu..”
achumol naanathode–” edhu thonunno adhu cheydholu..”
titnumon-”ennal wash basin evidannu paray..vomit cheydhittu varam..”
teacher-” njan kodipadhi aayal” enna vishayathe kurichu 10 vaaku ezhudhu.
ellavarum ezhudhan thudangi,titnumon mathram ezhudhiyilla.
teacher-”endhada tintu ezhudhathe..?
tintumon-” ente P.A vannittu ezhudhi tharum….”
teacher-”nammal paavapettavarodu snehathode idapazhaganam…”
titnumon-” ahha..ippolalle karyam pidikittiyadhu..achan velakkariyodu snehathode idapazhagunnund…..nalla achan
