Indian Product

Tuttumon: my style kando..
Shirt Dubai company Rs. 5000
Pant England Rs. 6000
Shoe Australia Rs. 4000

Tintumon: Adyam zip idu.. Indiayude 15 rupede jetti kanunnu!

Question!!

Tintumon’s question to you

lover undenkil samsarikan thonnum

TV undenkil kaanan thonnum
…
mobile undenkil SMS ayakkan thonnum

bike undenkil odikkan thonnum.

Pusthakam undenkil maathramentha padikkan thonnatathu????

Answer….

Slapped

Jintappan to Dr Tintumon:

You ve appointed nice nurse.
She take good care of patients.

Dr Tintumon: Yes I heard,
When she slapped you……

Mirror

Tintumon 2 Dundumol, 3 types 2 Break a mirror, u know that …….?

Dundumol : I don't know…..!!

Tintumon :
1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror n just drop it.
3. U just go n stand b4 mirror n smile.

Measurement

shyamuttan: Why did you sleep with a scale?

Tintumon: Because I wanted to measure how long I have slept.

Following

Tintumon following chuchumol…….

Chuchumol: “don't follow me,my mom is coming behind u”

Tintumon: “don't wordy,my dad is following her”

Black box

tintumon’s doubt
The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?

train time

Tintumon : express train ethra manikka ?

TC : 6 manik

Tintumon : local train ?

TC : 9 manik

Tintumon : goods?

TC : evidekka povende?

Tintumon : evideyum povanalla …trackil velikkirikkaana

penninte koode

njan karanju oruthanum enthe kannuneer kandilla ….

enikkoru vishamam vannu oruthanum enthe vedhana kandilla ….

enikku santhosham vannu oruthanum enthe chiri kandilla …

pakshe njan oru penninte koode nadannu ..aa nimisham sakala nayinte makkalum enne kandu…

TINTUMON

Lkg girl

UKGyilaya Tintumonodu, LKGyile Pinkymol:
I LOVE YOU DA

Tintumon:
Pha dash mole,
Mottennu viriyatha ninne kittiyittu njan enthu cheyyana?

kurbaana

orikkal oru namboothiri christianaya tin2monodu: ee kurbaana enna aaneye evida kittuka? ithukettu tin2mon: brahmavanne maavil kettiyitt ittundu , azhicheduthondu pokko……………..!!!!!

ariyaatha chodyam

Father : enganeyundayirunnu mone exam ?

Tintumon : ellam ariyaatha chodhyangal aayirunu acha…

Father : ayyo appo nee entha ezhuthiyath..

Tintumon : njan vittilla njanum avarkku ariyaatha utharangal thanne ezhuthikoduthu….ennoda kali…..

MUTHURAJA

Teacher : ninthe achanthe peronnu englishil parayuuu..

Tintumon : “kiss king”

Teacher : ethenthu pera?

Tintumon : enthe achanthe pera ….”MUTHURAJA”

kidding

teacher-” she is kidding’
idhu malayalathiekku maati parayu..”

tintumon-” aval kuttigale prasavichu kondirikkunnu”

register

tintumon-” da ente register marriage aanu..bt oru problem und

vichuttan-” endhu problm”

tintumon-” ente loverinu aa vishayam ariyilla”

translation

teacher-”idhu englishil translate cheyyu-’ kukkumol kuli kazhinju dress dharichu”

tintumon-”oh shit,we are late”

Samshayam

Tintu: Acha oru samshayam.

Achan: Enth..?

Tintu: Vayasakumpol manushyarkku chevi kelkkathe varumo.?

Achan: Vayasayal chilarku chevi kelkkathe varum.. Entha karyam..?

Tintu: Oru cycle venamennu 2 maasamayi parayunnu.. Ivide aarum ath kelkkunnilla……..

paavada

titnumon-”njan aa pinkumolude pavada pokki nokkiyappol njetti poyi”

jintappan-”ayye vrithikettavan..ninakku nanamillalo..”

tintumon-” endhu vrithikedu..? table inu mugalil irunna avalude pavada pokki nokkiyappol 800 rs ennu ezhudhiyirikkunnu..oru paavadakku ithra vilayo eeshwaraa”

Kshama

Doctor:”Kshamikkanam Tintu, ini ningalude bharyaykk samsarikkanavilla..”

Tintumon:”Sari, ente BHARYAyayath kondu kshamichirikkunnu..”

barya

jintappan-” da ente premam thagarnnal njan sharikkum endhayi theerum?

tintumon-” ninne avalde kochu mama..mamaa ennu vilikkunnadhu kettu chirichu irukkum..”

traffic jam

naduroadil tintuvinte bike kedayi. roadil traffic jam..!!

police- “keradaa jeepil”

tintumon-” venda, njan autokku pokkolam.. ”

vazhakku

bharya-” appurathe veettil entho vazhakku nadakkunnu, onnu poyi nokku manushya..”

tintumon-” njan onnu poyathinte bahalama avide nadakkunnathu…!!!”

puli

achan:simham kattile aarannu…?
tintumon:simham kattile puliyannacha………..puli….

Kozhi kunju

Teacher:
kozhi kunju muttayil ninnum engane purath varum..??

Tintu: aadyam engane kozhikunju akathek kayari ennu para…!

Heart attack

Teacher:Tintu ninte,
Father masam $100,000 shambalam undenn karuthuka.
Athil pakuthi ninte ammak koduthal enthakum?

Tin2mon: A Heart attack

Marriage beurau

Tintumon cycle shopanenu karuthi oru marrage beauroil kayari

Owner:aarka mone?

Tintu:enika,Vacationu boradi Maatana.School thurakumbo achan upayogicholum.

2 times

kukkumol-” da tintu aa jintappan ennodu 2 times i love u paranju… njan endhu cheyyum

tintumon-” nee avane kalyanam kazhicho..sesham oru thavana koodi avan angane paranjal njan ente peru maatiyidam…”

salswabavi

tintumon-” achan endhu nalla swabavam aanenno”

amma-” engane manasilayi”

tintumon-” vazhiyileganumm valla pennungale kandal oru kannu angu adachu kalayum..”

exam hall

dad-” innathe exam engane undayirunnu?

tintumon-” kollam..24 girls hallil unadyirunnu..teacherum kaanan kollam…”

dad-” che,idhalladhe vere onnum ille..”

tintumon-” pudhiya pen inte brand name nokki padichu….adutha parrekshakku nannayi padikkum enna theerumanavum eduthu…”

maati marikkal

sasikuttan-” oru nalla vaal kittiyrunnu engil njan ee logathe dhukkangal ellam maati marichene…”

tintumon-” oru nalla mundu kittum engil nee ninte mundu onnu maati udukku..nalla manam undu…”

Vakyathil Prayogam

Teacher: “Koritharichu” enna vakku engine vakyathi prayogikkam

Tintu mon : Njanum ente achanum innaley oru LOAD manal KORI TARICHU

Kannuner

Malayalam classil teacher :Santhosham vannal chirich therkanam sangadam vanal Karangu therkanam orikalum kannu nerine thadangu nirtharuth,enthu kond?
Tintu mon :”kettinilkunna vellathil kothuk Muttayidum “

nuna parishodhana

jintappan- ”da nee nuna parishodhana yanthram kandittundo..”

tintumon-” kandittund..avale njan pinne kalyanam kazhichu…”

tintu

Tintumonte Achan: Ninte progress report evideyada ?
Tintumon: Athu njan Ramuvinu koduthu.
Achan: Athenthinada ?
Tintumon: Avanu avante achane pedippickana…

Serial!!

Teacher:”serial paripadikal ninnupoyal enthu sambhavikkum??”

Tintu:”poochakalkku kattu thinnanavilla!!”

Kudiyan tintumon

Pledge of tintumon(kudiyan)

BAR IS MY COUNTRY. ALL KUDIYANS R MY ANIYANS & ALIYANS. I LOVE MY BRAND VERY MUCH. I MAKE VAAL THROUGH OUT MY BAR & STREET
-Jai Beverage

Anusarana..

Tintumonte amma tintuvinodu: Tintu ninaku paranjal oru anusaranayumilla ,eantheankilum paranjal oru cheviyil koodi keattu matte cheviyiloode purathottu vidum..

Tintu:Eni amma vishamikanta..eni amma parayumbol njan eante matte chevi pothipidicholam..

1866 km

tintumon- ” 1866 km ,,yeeee kandu pidiche…!!

teacher-” enthada ee 1866 km

tintumon-” malayaligal varshangal aayi chodhicha chodhyathinte utharam…

teacher-” edhu chodhyam?

tintumon-” how many km from washington D.c to miami beach??

Raghu Vamsham

teacher:raghu vamshathile avasanathe raajavinte perenthu..?

Tintumon:Bheeman Raghu!!!!

FINAL KANAN POYA TINTU

Tintumon kamukiyude kalyanathinu poyi.

penninte achan: nee aara ?

Tintumon: njan semiyil thottayala innu final kanan vannatha.

Job

sasikuttan: hows this engineering college????

security tintumon: nalla college aan njan ivideya padichath padichu kazhijaudane ivide thane joliyum kitti

SASIDE MON

sardar:I am a Complan boy

plinkumon:I am a Horlicks boy

chakkara:I am a Nido girl

Tintumon:I am a Saside mon ..

TINTU @ KALLU SHAPPU

Vellamadichitu Tintumon karayan thudangy

FRIEND:Enthu patti ?

TINTU:Are marakkan vendiya vellam adichathu ennu ormavarunillada!!

ship

teacher:eanthukondanu kadalvellathinu uppinte ruchi??

Tintumon:Arkariyam ,, pandeanganum valla uppu kondupoya ship mungi kanum!!!

Viyarppu

TINTUMON Veyilath Ninn Viyarkkunnath Kanda

Friend: Enta Cheyyunnath .?

TINTUMON: Bhayankara Viyarppu., Ath Unakkan Veyilathu Nilkukakaya.!

comedy!!!!!

teacher- (tintumonodu) what is ur name?

tintumoan-tintumon sneham ullavar tintu enuum villikum .

teacher- njan enthu vilikannam

tintumon – onnum vilikanda onuu poi thannal mati

Bag

Teacher: Ente adutha questionu correct answer parayunna alku eppol thanne veetil pokavunnataanu…

Ithu ketta Tintumon tante bag eduthu janalil kude purathekk erinju…

Teacher: Aaranu bag eduthu purathekku erinjathu ?
…
Tintumon: Njananu teachere…!

Appol njan pokkotte?…!!

Meesha!!

+2 vil ethiya tintu shave cheyyathe meesha valarthunnath kanda class teacher:”da…ninte meesha enikku theere pidikkunnilla..”

Tintu:”teacher enthinu vishamikkanam??ente meeshayum teacherum thammil aduthengum koottimuttum ennu enikku thonnunnilla!!”

First Class!!

Tintu:”acha,ithunokku…dinesh bidiykkum vichithra jeevikkum first class undennu”

Achan:”nokki vayikkeda..athu Dinesh B.D yum Vichithra J.V yum aanu”

Urakkathil nadappu!!

Tintu:”veettil ente achan urakkathil nadakkumayirunnu”

Bibikuttan:”ennittu ninte amma enthu cheyhu??”

Tintu:”veettilulla cheruppakkariyaya velakkariye matti prayamaya oruthiye vechu..appo aa prashnam solve aayi…pakshe..”

Bibikuttan:”entha oru pakshe??”

Tintu:”eeyadaykku muthassan urakkathil nadakkan thudangiyittund!!”

Doctor!!

Doctor:”kshamikkanam ini ningalude bharyaykk samsarikkanavilla..”

Tintumonte Achan:”eeshwara…kashtamayipoyallo..”

Aduthirunna tintu:”saramillacha…ini achanu ammayude kaikkaruth mathram sahichal mathy!!”

Ayalathe Ammini!!

Amma:”nee evideyayirunneda??”

Tintu:”ayalathe amminiye prasavathinu aashupathriyil aakkan kondupoyatha..”

Amma:”appo avalude kettiyavanenthiyeda??”

Tintu:”mooppar 2 kollamayi gulfila…ennodu ‘ella karyavum’ nannayi nokkanam ennu paranja poyath!!”

Sthree

Jintappan:”ethoru sthreeyum sradhikkunna karyam??”

Tintu:”ayalathe adheham!!”

Lakshanam!!

Rogalakshanangal okke paranju kazhinja jintappanodu Dr.Tintu:”ee gulika kazhichu nokku…ennittu 2 divasathinakam vannu vivaram parayanam…”

Jintappan:”athenthina??”

Tintu:”enikkum ithe prashnangal okke undeda pothe”

simham

pinkumon:simham 3 tavana garjichal enthu sambhavikkum.
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tintumon:tom & jerry tudangum..

vandi nirthu

Tintumon cigarette valichu busil kayarunathu kanda pallile achan : mone ne thettaya vazhiyiloodeyanu sancharikkkunathu

Tintumon : vandi nirthu aaliranganund !!!

Film

Tintumon Mohanlalinod: Njan “Alexander The Great” Kandu, DVD-yila Kandathu..

Mohanlal: Mone Theater-il Kanande?

Tintumon: Ottayku Padam Kanan Enikku Pediya …

thalavedhana

teacher: “ningalkku ariyumo, 10-il 3 per thalavedhana kondu vishamikkukayanu…”

tintumon: “appol bakki 7 per thalavedhana kondu sukhikkuvano?”

caller tune

Tintumol:Njan call vilichittu entha phone edukan ithra thamasam?

Tintumon:30 roopa Koduth caller tune vachathu pine ninte achanu kekan ano?

avasaram

kukkumol- ” ninakku patiya oru avsaram kittugayanengil nee enne kalyanam kazhikkumo?

tintumon-” enikku patiya oru avasarathil ninne kittiyal pinne kalyanam kazhikkenda aavashyameyillalo…”

bad luck

tintumon-”aa jintappante athrakku bad luck aarum undagillada..”

sasikuttan-” endhu patiyeda”

tintumon-”jintappanum chakkarayum piriyanulla theerumanam eduthu. adhu parayan avar parkil othu koodi..appol avre chakkarede achan pidichu…”

sasikuttan-” adhano bad luck..?

tintumon-” alla adutha week avarude vivaham aanu…!!!!

sense

jintappan-” i am in love da..!!

tintumon-”Hmmm….Love Is The Seventh Sense,
Which Destroys All The Six Senses…!!”

indhira gandhi

paatu paadi kondirikkunna meenuvinodu
tintumon-” meenu, nee paadunnadhu kettal sharikkum indhira gandhi paadunnadhu pole und…”

meenukutty-” onnu poda..adhinu indhira gandhikku paadanonnum ariyilla…”

tintumon-” adhu thanneya njanum paranjadhu..ningal same aanennu…”

mosquitoes

tintu; Do u know y mosquitoes doesn't spread aids?

dundu mon; No

tintu; mosquitode achan descentayatu kondu.

piller

tintumon-” edi chakkare.. ninte kusrudhigal, aa cheriya kalltharangal… aa thamshagal..idakkulla mandathrangal……..”

chakkara-’’sho..nanamagunnu.

tintumon-” nee ippolum pillere poleyaa..oru maadhiru thendi pillere pole…!!

gear

tintumonum achanum koodi puthuthayi vangiya caril oru cinema kanan irangi.
ticket eduthu thirichu vanna achan tintumonodu: “Nee enthada carinte gear liver oori eduthathu?”
tintumon: “achan eppomuthal nokkunnatha athu ooriyedukkan.. enikku 5 minute polum vendi vannilla”

oru subject

oru subject mathram pass aaya tintumon sweets kodukkunnadhu
kanda jintappan-” ayye oru vishayam pass aayadhinano e aagosham..?”

tintumon-” e onam ,vishu ellam varshathil oru dhivasame varu..adhu nammal aagoshikarille..adhu pole thanna idhum… nee poda…”

Loose motion

Tintumon was suffering from loose motion .

doctor asked him- what is ur problem ?

Tintumon replied – free outing with variety of ringtones…

t v

tintumon Crying In Front Of TV

chakkara:”which Serial U R Watching ”

tintumon :” No Serial ,Our Marriage CD”

Waterproof

Dundumol:There are three ants swimming.
Two ants are swimming regularly and third ant put his left hand up and swimming why?

Tintumon:because the ant’s watch is not water proof

english

tintumon-” appurathe veetile aa penninu english ariyilla”

dad-”adhengane ninakkariyam?

tintumon-” give me one kiss’ ennu paranjappol enikku 2 adiya thannadhu… !!

kuli

tintumon-” da aa dundumol avide kulichondirikkunnu….”

jintappan-” hai njan ippo varam…”

tintumon-” vellam olipichu odi poganda..door kuttiyittita kuli…adhu konda njan ninnodu paranjadhu thanne…!

thamasha

sasikuttan jintappane pidichu idichappol
tintumon-” nee jintappane thalliyadhu karyamayiottano..
thamshakkano…..?

sasikuttan-” karyamayitta…”

tintumon-” adhondu nee rakshapettu..thamasha njangalkku ishtalla…”

invite

chakkara-” da innale ente kalyanam aayirunnu..ninne invite cheyyan marannu poyi..sorry

tintumon-”its ok dear..ninte aadhyathe kalyanathinum nee vilichilla..ini aduthadhinu vilkkan marakkadhirunnal madhi…”

New Dog

Tintumon : kayri vaada nee endina pattiye kandd pedikyunne.

babukuttan : endina, ithu kadikyummo,

Tintumon : Adh thaneya enkikyum ariyande, inna medichh kond vanne

kalu vedhana

tintumon-” docter enikku urangumbol kaalinu bayangara vedhana..”

doctr-” edhu positionil urangumbol aanu vedhana?

tintumon-” kaalu pokki officile meshakku mugalil vachu urangumbol…!!

lip stick kara

chakkaramol-” da tintu sathyam paray,ee lip stick kara ninta shirtil engane vannu….?

tintumon-” adha njanum aalochikkunnadhu..njan aa samayathu shirt oori vachirunnadhanallo….!!

achanu vili

tintumon-” innu aa gopalan enne achanu vilichu…”

jintappan-” nee enthu paranju..”

tintumon-” njanum avante achanu vilichu…”

jintappan-” aara ee gopalan?

tintumon-” ente achan…!!

answers

dad:-”How Did You Write Your Exam?

tintumon:-”they Have Given The Questions Which I Don’t Know.
So I Wrote Answers Which They Don’t Know..!

2012

teacher-”End Of The World In 2012 Means ….

tintumon-” it means I Have Wasted My Whole Life In School…”

high heels

jintappan-” ho ee high heel cherippu aara kandupidiche eeshwaraa…?

tintumon-” it is a Device Invented For Short Height Women,
Who Were Fed Up By
Constantly Being Kissed
On The Forehead. :

Marriage

Kingini: tintuchetta..Aranged marrage ano nallathu love marrage ano nallathu.?

Tintumon:Ithara chodhichathu?
Kingini: ente teacher.
TintuMon: enkil poyi paranjekku randinum njan theyyara.

Hridayam

Gulfil ninnethiya Tintumonodu Tintumol: Njanennum ningalude hrudayathilundakumennu paranjittippol avide mattoruthiye prathishtichirikkunnu. Neecha
Tintumon: Kshamikkanam, gulfil vachu ente hrudayam matti vakkal shasthrakriya nadanna kaaryam than arinjille?

IntelliGENT..

Tintumon: Boys are always more intelligent than girls
Dundumol: Any proof?

Tintumon: We always say intelliGENT, have u ever heard telling intelliLADY. .??;-)

Tintu-nte aduthu kali nadakoola

Tuttumon- Chetta… Vegam veetil po.. Mazha peythu chettante veetil vellam kayari..

Tintumon- Enthinaada kallam parayunne??? Veedinte Key ente kayil irikua…

100 age

Tintumon to jintapan:cheta, njan 100 vayassu vare jeevikkumennan kainotakkaran paranjath

jintapan:ninte kai mathramalle nokiyath.
‘kayyiliripp’ koodi nokiyal 30 thikayilla!!

Tintu in Plane

Tintumon aadyamayi plane-l. Plane runway-l odikondirunappol tintumon daishyapettu odipoyi pilot-ne otta adi. Enittu tintu- Onnamathe vayiki irikua… adhinidayka patti roadiloode odichu kalikunne……..

thaamasam

Hotelil room edutha Tintumonod Roomboy: Thaamasamokke engane sir?
Tintu:nalla thaamasam.. oru Soda Order cheythittu “oru manikkoor” thaamasichaa kittiyath

Paarambaryam

TEACHER : Paramparya thozhiline oru udaharanam parayu?
TINTU MON :Thiruvananthapuram corporationile building inspector, peon, section clerk thudangiyavar.
TEACHER : Utharam visadamakkanam.
TINTU MON: Keralathil ettavum kooduthal kaikkooli vangunnavaraya thiruvananthapuram corporationile building inspector, peon, section clerk thudangiyavar aa rupa kondu vellamadichu `karalu` fuse aakki pensionu munpu thanne thattippokunnu. Thudarnnu aa joli avarude makkalkku kittunnu. Avarum ithu thanne avarthikkunnu.angane ithoru paramparya thozhilayi theerunnu.

Porottaaaa

Joli thedi Tintu Hotelil:
Enik Joli tharumo?

Man: Ninek Porata Adikan Ariyumo?

…Tin2: Nalla Kariundenkil 8 Ennam Adikum!

Jeevitham!!

Kalyanam kazhinja bibikuttanodu pitte divasam tintu:”enganeyund jeevitham??”

Bibikuttan:”adipoli aliyaaaaa”

Tintu:”sheriya…innale ninte veettil ninnu adiyum poliyum kettirunnu!!”

Chiri

Tintumon to Meenukutty : Chiri jeevithathinte melvilasam anu….vijayathilekkulla vazhiyanu….hrudayam kavaranulla easy way anu…..it shows our personalities……ethu erachu varunna kopavum adakkanulla manthrika marunnanu…ennu karuthy oru mathiri matte eli elikkaruthu……

i love u

tintumon-” i love you.. endha idhinte artham?

chakkaramol-” enikku ninne ishtamanu”

tintumon-” che, oralodu oru chodhyam chodhikkan pattadhayo eeshwara,udane idhtamanennu parayum..silly girls

attitude

teacher-” u r a useless…”

tintumon- “I’m Not Totally Useless,

I Can Still Be Used As An Example Of Uselessness!”

that's Attitude!

gift

tintumon: ”I Gifted My Wife A Diamond Necklace And She Didn’t Speak To Me For A Month.

sasikuttan: Why?.

tintumon-: ”Stupid, That Was THE DEAL… !!

paavapettavar

tintumon-” edi. chakkaramole ninakku ethra percentage mark und +2 examinu….?

chakkara=- ”97%…!! endha?

tintumon-” ente eeshwara..ithrayum mark undayirunnel ennem jintappanem polulla 2 paavapetta students jayichu poyene….

krithavu

Tintumonte makan : acha njan krithavu irakkatte

Tintu : ippo vanda mone….., aadhyam manalu irakkiyathinte kaashu kodukkatte….. ennittu krithavu irakkam…..

Vote pidikal

Vote pidikan partikaar Tintumonte veetil chennu..

Saghav :Mone,Achan Congressilo atho Communistilo ..???

Tintumon:Achan Kakoosila chetta !!!

Innale kanda film

Tuttu: Innale kanda film enganeyundu?
Tintu: Climax enikkishtapettila Tuttu,Nayakan marichu pokunathaayitta climax
Tuttu: Filminte perentha
Tintu:Passion Of Christ

3 roopa

Achan aasupathriyilanenarinju tintumon ammayodu

” Amme anik oru 3 roopa venam achane kanan pokan”

Amma : “athinu ninaku 3 roopa mathiyo? Thirichu nee angane varum”

Tintu : “Thirichu njan achante koode ambulancil vanolam”

nails

Tintumon was having a habit of eating nails of his Hands. His Parents sent him to Ramdev Baba for Yoga…..Now Tintumon can also eat nails of his toes too

Vishvaasam

Tintumolde achan: Nee ente makalumayi pranayathilayittu ethra kalamaayi?
Tintumon: Moonu maasam
Achan: Njanengane viswasikkum?
Tintumon: Oraaru maasam kaathirikkoo… thane viswasam varum.

Colour!!

Chakkaramol:”ee thuniyude colour pokumo??”

Tintumon:”alakkunna bucketil otta undenkile colour poku”

Parukku!!

Bibikuttan:”anjam nilayil ninnu veena vichuttanu oru cheriya parikku polum pattanjathentha??”

Tintu:”pattiyathokke valiya parikkukalayirunnu….”

Maths

Letter by Tintu mon who hates maths..

Dear maths..

Please grow up and solve ur own problems…
…
Dont depend on others…

Biology

Oru biology clasil ladiesinte urinary system varakan paranju.
Oru penkutty Nanam kondu Thazhottu noki irunnu, appol Tintu mon:
Sir thaa aval nokki varakkunnu!!

Biology

Oru biology clasil ladiesinte urinary system varakan paranju.
Oru penkutty Nanam kondu Thazhottu noki irunnu, appol Tintu mon:
Sir thaa aval nokki varakkunnu!!

Hypnotize

Tintumon : Edee ee hypnotize endha

Dundmol : Aarengilum vashigarich avaree kond namude isthatinne joli cheypikyunadh.

Tintumon : Podiiii, adh Kalyanam alle

Outing

Dundumol : Namakk enn purath poggam, car njan odikyam.

Tintumon : aano, ennu vechaal caril poyal thirichu pathrathil (newspaper) veram alle ?

Pichathendal..

Tintuvinte bharya tintuvinodu:Chetta namukku e week motham cinema kanan povam adutha week motham shoppinginu povam..
Tintu:hmm eanittu athinadutha weak valla roadu sidilum poyirikam
Bharya:Atheanthina
Tintumon:Picha thendan

maths

jintappan-”Maths And Women are The Two Most Complicated Things In This World”

tintumon-”BUT… Maths, At least, Has LOGIC!” …

dhukkam

teacher-” dhukkam nammude koode thanne kaanum, santhosham idakku vannu pogum…” idhu explain cheyyu”

tintumon-” ente girlfriend chakkara eppolum ente koode thanne und,avalude kootukarigal idakku vannu pogum”

heart beat

pintumol and tintumon Were Siting Alone In the Garden..

pintumol- ”Do Something Which Makes My Heart Beat Faster..

tintumon:-”Runaway Ur Father Is Coming!!

2 legs

teacher- ” randu kaalum illatha pattiye naam endhu vilikkum?

tintumon-” endhu vilichittum karyamilla, randu kaalum poyal adhu aduthekku varilla…

monkey

tintumon-”Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?

shyamuttan-”No???

tintumon-”Quickly see your driving license….!!

Pichakkaranaya tinumon

Tintumon :amma.. vishakkunnu kazhikkan vallathum tharane

veettukaari:ivide eppozhonnumilla.

Tintumon : itha amma enthe mobile no. ready aakumbol oru miss adichaamathi

tintus school

D.E.O came to school & asked questions to students in a class

DEO : aranu Sriramante villu odichathu ?

Tintumon : njanalla sir

Chinkumol : Sasiyayirikkum sir

Sasi : njan athu kandittu polumilla sir

DEO : Teacher, what is this ?

Teacher : illa, ente classile kuttikal anganeyonnum cheyilla
the angry DEO went to the principal

DEO : Sriramante villu odichatharanennu ivide arkum ariyille ??

Princi : Sorry sir ariyilla innale njan leave ayirunnu

orkut

Dundumol orkutil kayarunath tintuvinu ishtamalla ..
one day dundumol: da tintu, ee orkutil kerunathengana?

Tintu: adyam panchayath office’l poyi oru apeksha form medikuka enitu ath pooripikuka athinu sesham tirichu kodukuka.50 roopaa karam adacha raseethinte oru copiym medikanam.enitu randumkoode thaluk aapisile pettiyil idkuka.apol 2 divasatinu shesham thahaseeldar oru id yum paswrd um tarum athu google’ kark ayachu kodkanam.apol avaru parayum veedinte munnadharam ithil illa enu….enitu…

Dundumol : ayyo ithu paniyanu tintoose..orkutilek njanille.

Tintoos rockz…

A Tail…

Teacher: Can u spell Mouse

Tintumon: M. O. U. S.

Teacher: But what's at end of it?

Tintumon: A Tail.

book

tintu: chakko sare chakko sare aaa CHEMISTRY book onnu thaa

sir: pronounce it as ‘k’ not ‘ch’.

tintu:kaakko sare kaakko sare a chemistry book onnu thaa

Urakkathil chirikkuna!!

Urakkathil chirikkuna achane vilichunarthiya shesham tintu:”enthu swapnam aanu achan kandath??”

Achan:”oru sundariyude kai pidich muriyilekku njan kadannu………..”

Tintu:”bhagyam!!njan ippo eneettath nannayi!!”

10 mani!!

Amma:”neeyenthada schoolil pokathath??mani 10 aayallo..”

Tintu:”teacherkku kodukkanulla rose poovu iniyum vidarnnillammee”

Sammelanam!!

Bibikuttan:”ithrayere sthreekale sammelanathil pankeduppichathengane??”

Tintu:”prayamaya sthreekal varanda ennu paranju…kelkkenda thamasam..1 vayassulla kochukutty muthal kuzhiyilekku kalu neettiyirikkunna sakala kelavikalum odivannu!!”

Patti!!

Achan:”ayalkkaran pattiye vangi….namukkum orennam vangiyalentha??”

Tintu:”venda…athinte aavashyamilla…ayal eppozhum tourinayathinal vangiyathanu…achan eppolum ivide undallo!!ammayude koode!!”

Proposing

NEW WAY OF PROPOSING:Tintu mon says,”If i don't propose u now,in future, your son will fall in love wit my daughter.y 2 trouble them,let us make them bro&sis . . . .

engineering

engineering student aaya jintappan : ”I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit
in society.
What do you have?

tintumon: ”I have the job. ”

nuna

teacher- ”aa jintappan bayankara nunayana..avan nuna parayunnadhu engane pidikkum?

titnumon-” avante lips anagiyal appo pidicho…. vaaya thrakkunnadhu nuna parayan thanneya…

silent

Teacher:” Which Was The First Silent Film In malayalam?

tintumon: ”If The Film Was Silent, How Could You Know It Was malayalam…?

mail ID

bibikuttan- ” aa chakkarayodu najn mail id chodhichittu tharunnilla…”

tintumon- ” niankkendhina id..?

bibikuttan- ” adhokke und..pakshe tharunnilla…”

tintumon-” nee iniyum I.D chodhichal avalude veetilulla edhengilum oru mail vannu ninakku ID ku pagaram IDI tharum….. !!!
vangi vachal madhi….

4th low

teacher- 3rd low of motion endha ?

tintumon- ” 3rd ariyilla 4th parayam…”

teacher- ” 4th law undo ?

tintumon-” loosemotion cant be done in slow motion….”

oru full

tintumon-” ingane janangale pattikkarudhu…”

jintappan-” endhu patiyeda ?

tintumon- oru kg ari oru kg kittum, oru litr oil oru litr kittum… pakshe oru full madhyam vangiyal 750 ml … idhu evide nadakkum… patikkal alle?

paul neerali

tintumon- ”da. paul neerali marichu..”

sasikuttan-” ayyo engane…?

tintumon-” hmmm..india ennu world cup edukkumennu chodhichappol chirichu chirichu heart attack vanna marichadhu…!

customer

teacher- ” eda kazhudhe, manda inganeyano ee kanakku cheyyuga…?

tintumon-” adhey. customersinodu maryadhakku samsarikkanam…ivide vere tution class und, adhu

marakkanda…..!!

sick

tintumon sent SMS to his BOSS:
”Me sick, no work”

Boss SMS back:
”When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”

two hours later tintumon sms to boss:
-”Me ok, your wife is very sweet…”

mudhala kulam

jintappan- “da aa shyamuttan njangalde mudhalakulathil veenittund… pettannu endhelum cheyyanam…”

tintumon – “vegam vaa..ninte mudhalaye rakshikkam..avane enganum kadichal mudhala close aayadhu thanne..”

aathmahathya

tintumon aathmahathya cheyyan nokkunna kanda jintappan-” da enthada sanmbavam?”

tintumon-” ente lover chakkaramol ille aval ente friend bibikuttante koode olichodi poyi…bibikuttante karyam aalochichittu enikku vishamava.. avan ente aathmartha suhrthada..avante oru vidhi kando….”

Naranath Pranthan!!

Malayalam teacher:”enthukondanu naranath pranthan malamukalileykku kallurutti ketti thazheykkurutti vitta shesham pottichirichath??”

Tintu:”ayal oru thozhil rahithanayath kondu”

10 rupa!!

Tintu:”nokku…ninte mon ente pockettile 10 rupa eduthu..”

Bharya:”veruthe avane kuttam parayenda…ath njana eduthath..”

Tintu:”ath njan enthayalum vishwasikkilla…backi 10 roopa avide thanne undayirunnu!!”

Vila!!

Bibikuttan:”paliningane vila koodunnathenthu konda??”

Tintu:”ippo vellathinu bhayankara vilayalle???”

Aparichithar!!

Teacher:”aparichitharayittulla laingika bandham AIDS parathum..”

Tintu:”appol parichayappetta shesham aakam alle???”

Samayam!!

Chakkaramol:”chettanullappol samayam pokunnathe ariyilla..”

Tintu:”neeyullappol pocket kaliyakunnathum ariyilla!!”

Sukham!!

Bibikuttan:”sukhamayi jeevikkanam ennu karuthiyanu njan ente mole aa vichuttanu kettichu koduthathu..”

Tintu:”ennittenthu patty??”

Bibikuttan:”avan engotto naduvittu..”

Tintu:”avanum kanille chetta sukhamayi jeevikkanulla aagraham???”

Award!!

thallukondu avashanaya award jethavu tintuvinodu pathrakkar:”sathyathil enthanu sambhavichath??”

Tintu:”award tharendath janangal aanennu paranju poyi!!”

Kainottam!!

Kainottakaran tintuvinodu:”orazhchakkakam ninte bhagyam theliyum”

Tintu:”athengane??”

Kainottakaran:”athariyanamenkil 100 rupa dakshina vekkanam”

Tintu:”phaa….njan ninte bhagyam theliyunna karyam alleda patti chodichath!!”

Prarthana!!

Tintu:”maduthu…njan dye cheyyan theerumanichu…ini aarkkum enne pinthirippikkan aavilla..”

Bharya:”angane ente prarthana eeshwaran kettu..”

Tintu:”pha…randam kettinu munp mudi dye cheyyunna karyamadi njan parayunnath”

Kallan!!

policukaran aaya tintuvinte Bharya:”ningal kayyil kittiya kallane vittu alle??”

Tintu:”pinnallathe…avanadi ippravashyam nammude current bill adachath!!”

Velakkari!!

Bibikuttan:”enthina ninte veettile velakkariye ninte amma paranju vittath??”

Tintu:”allathe pinne achane paranju vidan pattumo???”

Hotel!!

Bibikuttan tintumonte hotelil :”kazhikkanenthundu??”

Tintu:”doshayund chutney illa..puttundu kadalayilla…pooriyund masalayilla…..chappathy undu kuruma illa…”

Bibikuttan:”ennal hotel poottedo..”

Tintu:”poottundu…chaviyilla!!!”

VAT!!

pathrathil kanda vartha:”ethrayum pettennu sarkar vattu nadappakkum..”

Tintu:”kashtam…sarkar ee pani nerittu thudangiyo???”

Ottakam!!

Jintappan:”ottakam soochikkuzhaliloode kadakkathirikkan enthu cheyyanam??”

Tintu:”valinte attath oru kettittal mathy!!”

Change!!

Tintumonte kadayil ethiya aparichithan:”change undo??”

Tintu:”athinu njan thanne ithinu munpu kandittillallo
!!!”

barber shop

tintuvinte barber shopil dundu vannu..
tintu:entha?
dundu:mudi varan vannatha
tintu:moolayil atha varikko…

Ottamalsaram!!

News Reporter:”ottamalsarathil pankedukkan aaranu prachodanam??”

Tintu:”bharya…..swarnnam kittiyillenkil kalu thalli odikkumennalle avalude bheeshani!!”

raging

LKGiyil admnayi vanna penkutiye Rag cheyuna tintumon.

Tintu:Endadi ninte peru?
Girl:Veena Suresh.
Tintu:’Veena’ Suresh?Apo veenilenkilo…?

maranam

Tintumonod wife: ningal marana veetil chenit enta petenu ponath
Tintumon:oh avide elarum mukham veerpich irikunu
kandit chirichathu polumila

Before & After……….!!!!

Tintumon said…….
Thing’s in Boys room Before marriage : Perfumes,Hair gel,Love Letters,Gifts,Laptop,N 900,etc…….

After marriage : Hair die,Pain killers,Sleeping pillls,loan papers,Unpaid bills,Nokia 1100….!

Thoongichaval!!

Achan:”ninte amma thoongi chavunnath kandittum nee entha thadayathirunnath??”

Tintu:”chilathellam kandalum kannadaykkenam ennu achanalle paranjittullath??”

Loan!!

Bank Manager:”kazhinja aazhchayalle auto vangan thanikku loan thannathu????ippo enthina veendum loan??”

Tintu:”petrol vangananu sir….”

Swapnam!!

Bibikuttan:”nee oru chanakakkuzhiyil veezhunnathayi njan swapnam kandu …phihihihihi”

Tintu:”nee enne nakki thudachu vrithiyakkunnathayi njanum swapnam kandu…buhahahahaha”

Paal!!

Teacher:”paaline kurich 10 variyezhuthan paranjittu neeyentha 2 vari mathramezhuthiyath??”

Tintu:”ente veettil condensed milk aanu teachere vangaru!!”

Janmasaphalyam!!

Bibikuttan:”pullinu janma saphalyam kittunnatheppol??”

Tintu:”police njangalkku pullane ennu parayunnath kelkkumpol”

Choru!!

Kadayil bhakshanam kazhikkan ethiya tintu:”ivide ooninentha vila??”

Udama:”pathivayi unnunnavarkk 15 rupa…allathavarkk 20..”

(bhakshanam kazhichu bill koduthu pokan orungunna tintuvinodu udama)

“ithil aake 15 matrame ullu..”

Tintu:”njan pathivayi choru thanneya unnaru”

Wire!!

Tintu electricity officil joli cheyyunna samayath oru phone:”sir…idaykkidaykk wire ilakunnu..”

Tintu:”pha…..ath valla aashupathriyilum poyi pareyeda”

running race

Girl : nice mobile,Where did u buy?

Tintumon: I won dis in a running race

Girl:How many persons participated?

Tintumon:MOBILE OWNER, POLICE & ME!

Samsaaram

Phonil kure neram samsaaram thudarnna bharthavaya tintuvinodu bharya:”adhikam samsarikkaruth ennalle doctor paranjirikkunnath??”

Tintu:”athinu njan ippol docotorodu thanneya samsarikkunne!!”

Kattum Mazhayum!!

Friendinte veetil ethiya tintuvinodu friendinte amma:”nalla kattum mazhayum varunnund…kutti innu pokenda..”

Tintu:”athu pattilla…ennal njan veettil poyi kuda eduthukonduvanna shesham pokam,”

Moshanam!!

Police kallanaya tintuvinodu:”nee ippozhum ottaykkano moshanam??”

Tintu:”athe sir…ikkalath sathyasandhatha ulla oru sahapravarthakane kittanilla!!”

Record

kunjinte karachil record cheyunna tintumonode frnd:”entina karachil record cheyyunne?”
Tintu:”valuthakumbol avan entha paranjathennu chodikkana”

Lakshyam!!

Jintappan:”lakshyam nedunnath vare parisramam….pinne visramikkamallo??”

Tintu:”athinu nallath sarkar udyogama..”

Bharya!!

Jintappan:”enthu pattiyeda???minte mukham veengi irikkunnallo!!”

Tintu:”bharya thalliyatha”

Jintappan:”athinu ninte bharya tourilanennanallo nee ennodu paranjath??”

Tintu:”ath vicharich thanneya njan chakkaramole veettilekku vilichath!!”

Harthal!

Tintu:”Harthal is the only hope for human survival……it reduces carbon dioxide emission,usage of petrol,etc..
it is also a practical solution for global warming..so i recommend all the political parties to sponsor at least 6days harthal in a week”

Kalyaanam

Tintumon dunduvinod : edee enikk ninne kalyanam kazhikyan patilla. Ente veettukaar athinu sammadikunnilla.

Dundumol : ninte veetil aarokke und.?

Tintumon : 1 bharya pinne 3 pillerum.

Recharge

Tintumon : 10 rupaku recahrge cheyeyannam …
kadakaaran :10 rupaku rechrge cheyeytal 7 rupayude talktime kittathullu.
Tintumon :saramilla Bakki 3 rupaku kadala tannal mathi!!!!!

Blood Test

Tintumon blood ne patti pusthakam vaikyu aayrunnu.

Dundumol : Enda inn nee ee pusthakam vaaikyunne
Tintumon : Edee ennale doctor paranju inn ende blood test aanu , aadhkond njan test ne vendi padichond erikyuvaaa.

maala

Tintumon :doctor speedil odiyal enikk vallatha shwasam mutal varunnu.

Doctor:enthina speedil odunnath,pathukke nadannalpore?

Tintumon :maala potticha shesham pathukke nadakkan pattumo doctor?

park

policeman- ” parkil irunnano mr oru pennine ketti pidikkunnadhu..? kaanunnavar endhu karudhum…?

tintumon- njangalude kalyanam kazhinjadha sir…

police- ”ok ennal pinne veetil vachu aayikkoode idhokke…?

tintumon-” adhu shariya but ivalude barthavu endhu karudhum sir…?

Vannam

Dundumol tintuvinod : Nee bhayangara vannam veech poyi.

Tintumon To dundumol : Neeum bhayangara vannam vechit indalo.

Dundumol : Njan amma agan pogualle adha.

Tintumon : Njanum achhan aagan pogualle.

Plastic Surgery

Tintumon bhaingra dukhatil erikyuvaayrunnu.

Jintapan enda daa ninakk etreum tension

Tintumon : eda njan oru aalkk 2 laksum rupaa kodthu plastic surgery chheyan. Enkye eppol avane mansil aaguniliya

Pathravartha

Pathrathile vartha Tintu monte achan ingane vayichu: ”Ayyayo K V sebastian Pottitherichu”
Tintumon: Manda !! nokki vayikku “110 KV substation Pottitherichu enna”

“Tap Tapey”………..!!!!

Teacher : njan enthu qstnz chodichalum “tap tapey” ennu answr parayanam…

Tintumon : yes misss……!!!!

Teacher : Indiayude pradhana manthri aaranu………?

Tintumon : “Tap”…

Teacher : ninak ariyilla …!!k
next qstn ,India yude thalasthanam…..?

Tintumon : “Tapey”…!!

Teacher : enthada kurutham kettavane nee parayunney…..?

Tintu : nee alledi parangathu enthu qstn chodichalum “Tap Tapey” ennu answr parayanamennu……….!!!!!!

tinumon at airport

airportil randuper vazhakkundaakunnu

Man1; njan adichal nee amerikayil poi veezhum

Man2;njan adichal nee africayil poi veezhum

tintu mon:plz enne pathukke annadikkaamo .Delhikku pokaana..

Kaatum currentum

Teacher: Kaatum currentum thammillulla vethyasam entha

Tintumon: Kaattadichal current pokum, current adichal kaatum pokum…

EXAM

Examinor asked tintu who was in underwear and inner banians:What are you doing?
Tintu:Look the question paper says “answer in brief”

Toilet Cleaner

Toilet cleaner vilkkunna Lady tintuvinodu..
Lady: Liquid cleaner veno mone..?
Tintumon: Ethra kuppi undu..?
Lady: 12
Tintumon: Athu mathiyavilla. Njan valiya Parambila paripadi

out standing

tintumon-”I Was The Most Outstanding Student Of My Class …

dad- ” good… nee engane aa positionil ethi ?

tintumon-”I Always Stand Outside The Class……!!