Tintumon - Rape news

paperil rape news vayicha dundumol – ” ho,endhu kashtamanu..!! e rape cheyyumbol aa penkuttiyude manasigavastha endhayirikkum alle ??

titnumon- ” dundu mole , laddu nirbandhichu theetichalum madhuram thanneyalle….!!

Tintumon - Neelakkurunji

Tintumone thooki kollan kodathi utharavu!
Judge: avasaanamayi enthenkilum aagraham paranjolu……
tintumon : enikku neela kurinji poovu kananam!

Tintumon - Attendance Shortage

Doctor: Your kidneys has failed.
Sardar: What are you telling Dr. my kidneys never went to school,then how it fails?
Tintumon: Ade,chetta athu appo attendance shortage kondu anenna thonnane…!!!

Sasiyum jolsyanum

Sasi jothsyanodu: njanoralodu kurachu panam kadam chodikkan povukaya… Kittumonnu ganichu parayanam.

Jothsyan: Kittum, dhairyamayi chodicholoo..
Sasi: Enkil enikku oru aayiram roopa tharu… aduthayazhcha tharam!

Doctor's Cinema

Doctormarudey Sanghadana (IMA) Udan produce cheyyunna cinemakal

1. Oru E.C.G Diarykuruppu
2. Meerayude C.Tyum Muthuvintae X-rayum
3. Ayal B.P edukkukayannu
4. M.B.B.S Penninu M.D Payyan
5. Nerariyan M.R.I
6.Meennathil Surgery
7.Nursumarudey Sradhaikku
8.Stethescopukal Katha Parayunnu
9.Vasanthiyum Aidsum Pinne Njanum

Tintumon - ragging

tintumon captured a junior student for ragging and gave him a box and said-

” da idhil onnu mudhal 6 vare ezhudhiya papers und..nee adhi onnedukkanam”

student- ”appol”

tintumon- ”if u get 1,2,3,4,5 ninne njangal idichu pappadamakkum..

student- ” appol 6 aanu kittiyadhengil…?

tintumon- ” appol nammal veendum kalikkum..!!

Tintumon - Music Teacher

Music Teacher:Tintumone sangeetham ullil ninnum varanm ketto Music Teacher2.753

Tintumon: Ullil ninnum varanam ennu ellarum parayum ennal ullilekku enthenkilum poyo ennu arum chodikkilla

Tintumon - Cigarette

Cigarette valikkunna tintumnodu thengu kayattakkaran Gopalan: Cigarettinte valippam polumillatha nee ee cheruppathile cigerattu valikkunnoda?

Tintumon: Thenginte athra valippamundayittano chettan thengil tkerunnathu?

Tintumon - Manga

Tintumon mavil kayarunnathu kanda vazhipokkan
‘mone aa mavil mangayillallo’

Tintu
‘ Saaramilla, njan avidey ethumbolekkum mangayundavum’

Tintumon - Kulam

Tintumon kulathil veenu.aaro avane rakshichu.
rakshicha aalodu Tintumon- ” edo,thanano enne rakshichadhu..?

ayal- ” adhe..

Tintumon- ” engil parayado kope, ente oru cherippevide…!!

Tintumon - Doctor

Tintumon doctorude aduth
Tintumon :doctor njan 7 manike onnine povum
Doctor:athinentha?
Tintumon: Njan8 manike randine povum
doctor:so,athe elavarum cheyille.
Tintumon:bbut,njan 10 manika eneekkunne.

A.E.O ,Teacher & Tintumon

CLASSIL A.E.O. VANNU”

A.E.O : What is ur name?

Tintumon peru paranjilla, ethu kanda teacher :Eda panni peru parayeda

A.E.O : Teacher entha engane !!

Tintumon : Aa… naayintamolu anganeye. !!!

Tintumon - Tension

teacher- ” why are you under tension? did you forget ur hall ticket?

tintumon- ” no”

teacher- ” ” ID or calculator..?

tintumon- ” no teacher, by mistake i bought tomorrow exam’s bit today…!!!

Tintumonte class

Adhyapakan: tintumonu neendhal ariyamo??
Tintumon: illa
Adhyapakan: kashtam pattikalkupolum neenthal ariyam, pattikal ninnekalum enthu bhedhamanu
Tintumon: mashinu neendhan ariyamo??
Adhiyapakan: pinne ariyam…
Tintumon: appol pattiyum mashum thammilentha vattyasam ??

Sub Inspector Tintumon

Tintumonu SI selection kitty.

Tintumon stationil choodayi irikkumbol
oru sthree compliant aayi vannu

women: ente bharthavu kadalil meen pidikkan poyittu 2 divasamayi ithu varea thirichu vannatilla

Tintumon:meen pidikanallea poyadhu , 2 divasam koodi nee PACHAKKARI kootti thinno avan vannolum

Tintumon - Malaria

teacher:aaranu malaria parathunnathu?tintumon parayoo.

tintumon:aaranoo kuzhachathum chuttathum avar thanneyayirikkum teacheree..

Tintumon - Randarakkodi

Teacher: ‘Vakyathil prayogikkuka, “Randarakkodi.”

Tintumon:”rande mukkaalinulla bus kittaanayi njan veettil ninnum ‘Randaraykkodi”

Tintumon – wife at Theatere

Wife : Purakil erikkunnavan enne thondunnu.

Tintumon : Nee onnu thirinju nokku.

Wife : Enthina ?

Tintumon : Ninthe montha kandal pinne avan thondilla!!!

Tintumon - Achan

tintumon- ”enikku ini kalyanam kazhikkadhe schoolil pogan patathilla..!

achan- ” adhendha..?

tintumon – ” mashu paranju achanayitte schoolinte padi nee kadakkavoonnu…

Tintumon - bell

old man walking on the street, saw Tintumon trying to reach a door bell.
old man goes to the door,rings the door bell and says- ” ini endhengilum cheyyano…?

Tintumon- ” uncle , ini odikko…!!

Tintumon - മലയാള ഭാഷ

ടീച്ചര്‍:- ആധുനിക മലയാളഭാഷയുടെ പിതാവ് എഴുത്തച്ഛന്‍ ആണെന്നു നമുക്കറിയാം..അപ്പോള്‍ ആധുനിക മലയാളഭാഷയുടെ മാതാവ് ആര്?

ടിന്‍റുമോന്‍:‌- രഞ്ജിനി ഹരിദാസ്!!!

Tintumon - Key Board

Tintumon joined a new job. On the very first day he worked till late evening on the computer.

Boss was happy and asked him what he did till evening.

Tintumon : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Tintumon - Mummy

tintumon and dundumol looking at egyptial mummy..

DUNDUMOL: body full bandaged, pakka lorry accident..
TINTUMON: ho!!lorry numberum undu,”B.C.1720″ !!

Tintumon - Daddy Test

daddy- ” testinu poyittu endayeda?

tintumon- ” njan potti daddy

daddy- ” nee ini enne daddy ennu vilikkanda..”

tintumon- ” ithu class test aanu daddy alladhe DNA test alla…!!

Tintumon - Boys are kind hearted

Teacher : Who is kind hearted ?

Tintumon : Boys…

Teacher : Why?

Tintumon : Wen a girl cheats a boy, he suicides.Hence girls kill a LIFE.But wen a boy cheats a girl,a baby is born.Hence boys give LiFE.

so Boys r kind hearted

Tintumon - bhoomi

teacher- ” tintumone, bhoomiyude dhruvangal parannirikkunnadhu enthu kondanu?

tintumon-” dundumonte koode staff roomil kayariyadhu sathyama,pakshe glob uruttiyittu chavitti parathiyadhu dunduva,njanalla…..

Tintumon’s Car

Tintumonte achan puthiya oru car vangi. Ithu kanda tintumon : Acha njan caril ente perezhuthiye!

Achan: Oh! Saramileda! Athirikkatte, enthonnu konda nee ezhithiyathu?

Tintumon: Oru cheriya aani(nail) kondu…..

Achan: daaaaaaa………

Kurachu kazhinju…
Tintumon: Achan njan ente peru maachu kalanju!!!

Achan: Midukkan!!! Enganeye nee athine machathu?

Tintumon: Athe aani(nail) kondu thanne!!!!!

Tintumon - In court

tintumon in court…

judge- ” ningale endhina police arrest cheydhadhu..?

tintu- ” verudheya sir enne pidichadhu.kure idiyum kitti,oru nool kuravundennum paranja case..

judge- ” nool kuranjadho..!!

tintumon- ” adhe sir, ente 500 nte notukalil noolinte kuravundennum paranja pidichadhu, venel njan oru bundil vangi kodukkam….

Tintumon - Crying

Dad asking Tintumon: why are you crying?

Tintumon : Athonnum illaeda uvve..!! Korachukoodi horlicks chodhichathinu ninte kettiyolu enne thalliyatha..

Tintumon - Desert Safari

Tintumon’s mother was drying some rice powder by spreading it on a sheet. After some time she noticed that Tintumon was riding his toy car over the powder.
When she asked what he is doing, Tintumon answerd “mummy I am riding a Desert Safari.”

Tintumon - Toss

Tintumon: I was feeling so sleepy this morning that I tossed a coin to decide whether I should attend class or go back to bed.
Dundumon: So, what did you finally do?
Tintumon: I had to toss 10 times before I could finally go back to bed.

Tintumon - In Shop

Customer : Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. How wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today.

Tintumon: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. How wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !!!

Tintumon - Deadbody

Tintumonte ammooma Americayil vechu marichu.Tintumon deadbody natilekayachu.

Kude oru letterum.Priyapeta chetanu,ammooma ittirikkuna dress chechikulathanu.Kutikalkayi thalayude adiyil sweets vechitundu.Pinne 5 jodi socks kalil ititundu.Thalayil kuthiyirukuna clip aniyathiku kodukanam.Kuduthal enthenkilum venamenkil ariyikuka, apoopante avastha valare moshamanu.-TINTU.P.B

Tintumon - Sambathu

tintumon-” ente muthachan marichappol sambathu muzhuvan orphaneginu ezhudhi koduthu…

teacher- ” well !! enthokke undayirunnu…?

tintumon- ” oru 10 penmakkal..!!

Tintumon - Dress

Teacher : Africayile janangal innum ilayanu dress ayi idunnath.

Tintumon: Appol ila poziyum kaalath africayil “TOUR” Pokam teacher? !!!

Tintumon - Vellamadi

Divorce aaya Tintumon veshamichu veedinu munnil irunnapolanu whiskiyude oru carton avide irikkunnath kandathu

Athil ninnu oru kaali kuppy eduthu nilatherinju pottichittu Tintu-”Nee karanam aanu enik ippol bharya illathathu”

Randamathe kaali kuppy pottichittu-”Nee kaaranam aanu enik makkal illathathu ”

Moonamathe kaali kuppy udachittu: “Nee kaaranam aanu ente joli poyathu”

Naalamathe kuppi eduthappol, athu FULL bottle aanu..Udane Tintu-”Maari avide irik kootukaara, ente jeevithathil sambavichathil ninak oru pankum illennu enik ariyam”

Tintumon - Some text missing

Tintumon: ninte text bookukal kanathayi alle?

Dundumol: aaru paranju?

Tintumon: nee innu ravile msg ayachille..
*some text missing*
ennu.

Tintumon - Grade

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, tintu?.
TINTUMON: Under Water, Dad…
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?.
TINTUMON: They”Re Below C Level

Tintumon - Parents meeting

Thottil valayitta Tintuvinu kittiyathu kurachu paral meen.Avaye thirike vittukondu

Tintu: “MAKKAL ENNU VEETILEKKU POYKKO NALE RAKSHITHAKKALE KOOTI VANNAL MATHI….”

Tintumon - drink and drive

tintumon- ” aliya ini njan madhyapichu vandi odikkillada…

dundumon- ”enthada ninne police pidicho?

tintumon- ” hey , adhallada..innale vandi gutteril chadiyappo madhyam muzhuvan thulumbi poyeda…!!

Tintumon - VARANAM SUPPLI

Hai teacher,
I’m tintumon,
Naan ithu solliyae aganoum,
Exam avalo kashtam!
Intha ulakathil
Ivalom kashtamaana oru exam pathatheyille..
And I think i’m geting “suppli” again!
“Mun dhinam padichaenae.. Onnume puriyillaye..
Enna thaan pannuveno
Nenjavum punnanathae…”

Tintumon - Book

Tintumon Baril ninnum varunathu achan kandu

Achan : Enthinada Baril poye

Tintumon : Book vangan

Achan : Avideyentha book aano vilikkunathu?

Tintumon : ennale marannu vechathu vangan poyatha