A T-Shirt Quote

A T-Shirt Quote

“All people have the
right to stupidity,
but some abuse
the privilage”

Tintumon - Dad’s Pen

Teacher: “why is your homework in your Dads writing?”

Tintumon: ““I used his pen.”

Tintumon - kanjoos

Dundumon: I am so kanjoos that I went alone for my shopping and saved half the money.

Tintumon: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for shopping with a friend.

Tintumon - odikkal

Achan tintumonodu:nee enthinada ah ammoommaye veedinu chuttum ittu odikkunne?

Tintumon:Sir paranjittundu, pareekshaykku munpu pazhayathellam onnu odichu nokkanam ennu…..

Tintumon - AMMA

Achan: Amma paranjal nee anusarikkilla alleda..?

Tintumon: illa…..

Achan: Athentha…..?

Tintumon: Athe njan “THILAKAN FANA……”

Tintumon - English

English Teacher: “One cute young girl walking on the road”
change this into an exclamatory sentence

Tintumon :”Aliya !!! oru charakk ponada..!!!”

Tintumon - nayanthara

nayanthara:thamilekulla ente varavu pettanayirunnu.

TINTUMON:athaayirikum vendathra thuniyyudukkan pattadirrunadu…alle

Tintumon - Maths exam

After exam
sasikuttan- ” da tintu edhu exam aayirunnu ninakku…"

tintumon- ” maths exam aanennu thonunnu…"

sasikuttan- ” adhendha angane..nee exam ezhudhiyadhalle…?? !!"

tintumon- ” illeda..enikkonnum manasilayilla, aduthirunna penkuttiyude kayyil calculatar kandu…appol maths aavadhe irikkilla"

Tintumon - After exam

pareeksha kazhinju
tintumon- ” da njan onnum ezhudhiyilla…”

dundumon- ” njanum….”

sasikuttan- ” njanum….”

tintumon- ” ‘’shit !! teacher vicharikkum nammal copy adichennu..!!

Tintumon - Gum

vazhiyorathu gum vilkkunna aal- ” enthu pottiyalum ottikkam…kadannu varu…kadannu varu…"

tintumon- ” ennale idhonnu ottiche…vishuvinu potticha padakkamanu….kanatte kazhivu..!!"

Nammal naalu peru, avan oruthan

Ant1: aliya, avante kaal odichalo?
Ant2: allada, avante thumbikkai pizhuthedukkam...
Ant3: eeyi athu venda.. avante vayattil kuthiyalo?

Ant4: vidaliya.. nammal naalu peru, avan oruthan... Paavam Jeevichupotte.

Tintumon - Death Date

Tintumon: ” ente vallyachanu marikkunnadhinu munpe marana thiyadhi ariyamaayirunnu..”

friend: ” vallyachan jyolsian aayirunno..??…!!

Tintumon: ” alla, judge paranju koduthirunnu..!!

Tintumon - Maranam

Tintumon: ” ente vallyachanu marikkunnadhinu munpe marana thiyadhi ariyamaayirunnu..”

friend: ” vallyachan jyolsian aayirunno..??…!!

Tintumon: ” alla, judge paranju koduthirunnu..!!

Tintumon - Honest

Tintumon called FM radio & said
“I’ve found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur….

Radio jocky : How honest ….so you want to return his purse…?

Tintumon : no……. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him…

Height of fashion

Height of fashion!!

Father : Innale vare PAPA ennalle vilichirunathu?....ippo entha ACHA ennu vilikkunathu??..Daughter : "PAPA ennu vilichal ente lipstick pokum"!!!

Rajadhani express 'aane' ki sambhaavana hai.

Aana And Urumb railwaystationil poyi.

Aana: Rajadhani express njaan railwaykku sambhavana koduthada.

Urumb viswasichila.

kurachu kazhinju station announcement: yaathriyon kripya dhyaan deejiye..Rajadhani express 'aane' ki sambhaavana hai.

Tintumon - Best seller

Teacher: “What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?”

Tintumon: “A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl…!!!”

Tintumon - Bird

In class, the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked, “What kinds of bird do you like best, tintumon?”

tintumon answered- “Fried chicken, sir

Tintumon - Business

Tintumon:” Acha ,enikku business thudangan kurachu cash venam”

Tintumonte achan: “Tintumone ,business thudangan cash alla budhiyanu vendathu..”

Tintumon : “achantei aduthullathallei chodikkan pattoo..!!!”

Tintumon - meaning

A professor to tintumon: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”

tintumon: “JIMBALAKDI BAMBA”

professor: “i dont understand anything”

tintumon: “same 2 you”

Tintumon - Tiger

father and tintumon were standing in front of the tiger’s cage at the zoo. The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and tintumon was taking it all in with a serious expression.

Dad,” tinumon said finally, “if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …”

“Yes, son?” the father said expectantly.

“What bus should I take home?” tinumon finished.

Tintumon - Jana Gana Mana

Teacher:Ninak eeatavum ishtamulla song ethanu?

Tintu mon: jana gana mana…

Teacher:athentha angane?

Tintu mon: athu padiyal school vidum.!