Cool T-Shirt Quote

A T-Shirt Quote :
‘My Girlfriend says
I need to be
more affectionate
. . So now I’ve got
2 Girlfriends.’

T-Shirt Quote

A T-Shirt Quote :

“Do You Believe in
Love at First Sight
Or should I Pass By
once again.?”

Tintumon - Ponnu pole

Tintumonte aunty: nee ente makane nanayyi nokanne, nhan ponnu polaya nokunath ne yum athe polea nokane Tintu ,ngan ipom shopil poyi varam kettoo…

tintumon: oh nhan ponnu poole nokam aunty

auntycame back from shop.

aunty : tintu mone
antea makane avida..!!

tintumon : najangal okke ponnu alamariyillea vakarulathe .

Tintumon - Water

Father sends Tintumon to bed. Five minutes later, Tintumon screams, “Dad! Can you get me a glass of water?”

The dad says, “No. You had your chance.”

A minute later Tintumon again Screams, “Dad! Can you get me a glass of water?”

The dad says, “No. You had your chance. Next time you ask, I’ll come up there and spank you.”

“Dad! When you come up to spank me, can you bring me a glass or water?”

VEENA URUMBU ANAYUDE MOLUMAYI PREMATHIL

Oru aana & urumbu Baril irunnu vellamadikkuvayirunnu...
Appol mattoru urumbu aanayude glassinte vakkil koodi izhanju vannu glassil veenu mungi chaavan thudangi..
Appol matte urumbu aanayodu athine rekshikkan paranju
Pakshe aana rekshichilla
WHAT IS THE REASON ?????

AA VEENA URUMBU ANAYUDE MOLUMAYI PREMATHIL AAYIRUNNU.....

Tintumon - Marriage

Tintumol : Honey, if I die would you get married again?

Tintumon : No dear.

Tintumon : I’m sure you would.

Annoyed Tintumon : Okay, I would.

Tintumol : Would you let her sleep in our bed?

Tintumon: Ya, I guess so.

Tintumol : Would you let her wear my clothes.

Tintumon: No, she is taller than you

Tintumon - Hospital

Tintumonod doctor : Vomit cheyyan varunnundo???

Tintumon : Njan varunnilla Doctor poykkolu!!…

Tintumon - Sagar Alias Jacky

Marubhoomiyil vechu tintumon oralode: “ningal aano Sagar Alias Jacky?”

Man: “athe..engane manasilayi?”

Tintumon: Marubhoomiyil vere aarelum rain coat ittu nadakkumo?”

Tintumon - Late to Class

Sir and Tintumon

Sir: ” Entha late aayathu?”

Tintumon: ” Nadannu varan late aayi sir”

Sir: “Bussil vannoode?”

Tintumon: ” Athu sirinte molodu paranjal kelkande..”

Tintumon - Parents Names

Teacher : what is your parents name ? tintumone vegam parayu.

tintumon : achante peru . KAALAMADAN. ammente peru MOODEVI .
Teacher : endha ithu ! kaliyakkaruthu ‘
Tintumon : Alla Teachere 5 kollamayittu avaru ingenaya parasparam vilikkunnathu.

Tintumon - RIP

Teacher: “When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave?”

Tintumon:”Rust in peace!”

Biology Classil Tintumon

TEACHER : “A” group blood ullavarkku “A” groupukaarude blood mathrame sweekarikkavu
“B” group blood ullavarkku “B” groupukaarude blood maathrame sweekarikkaavu
Ellavarude bloodum sweekarikkaavunnathu aarkkanu?
TINTUMON : kothukukalkku

Tintumon - kuchelante kaksham

Teacher: Krishnane kanan poyappol kuchelante kakshathil enthayirunnu.?

Tintumon:Ithinokke utharam parayan ente samskaram enne anuvadikunilla sir!!

Tintumon - Parvatham

Girl friend: Njan lokathile ettavum valiya parvathathinte mukalil kayariyaal nee enikku enthu tharum???
Tintumon: Njan oru ‘unthu’ tharum

Tintumon - Apoppan Kari

Tintumon: Apoppan endha urangukayano?
Amma: Alla mone apoppan marichu. Nammal kozhiye okke kollumbol athu chaville?.. athu pole..
Tintumon: Appam Eppazha kari vekkunne!!

Tintumon - Omlet

Omlet undakkan mutta potticha tintumon njetti!!!!

Akathonnumilla!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tintumon: Eeswaraa.... kozhigalum abortion chythu thudangiyo????

Tintumon - Difference between bus and cycle

Teacher: wat’s the diference b/w bus and cycle??

Tintumon:Bus varum pokum but bus stand avide thanne kaanum….

cycleum varum pokum but cycle standum kude pokum!!!!

Titnumon - Chicken FARM

TintuMOn decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the

dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at t he dealer for

another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.

‘But I think I know where I’m going wrong,’ said TIntumon, ‘I think I’m planting them too deep.’

Tintumon - Marriage

Teacher : which one you like …Love marriage or arranged marriage?
Tintumon : Love marriage
Teahcher : why?
Tintumon : A Known Devil is better than an Unknown ghost”

Issued in public interest…