At Some point of life

At Some point of life, you may forget me,may not recognize me And at that time..
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..Chavitti ninte elloori pattikku ittu kodukkum Njan....

additional sheets please

Marichu kazhinju daivam ellavarodumavarude paapangal paperil ezhuthan paranjappol doore ninnum ninte shabdam kettu.....

additional sheets please................

Tintumon - Essay

The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week.

Tintumon got up to read his. It began, “My daddy fell in well last week.”

“Good Lord!” the teacher exclaimed. “Is he OK?”

“He must be,” said Tintumon. “He stopped calling for help yesterday.”

Waiter Tintumon

Customer : Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. How wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today.

Tintumon: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. How wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !!!

Tintumon - Operation

Doctor: Ningalude wifeinu operation vendivarum.athinu thalennu thannae 2 kuppi blood venam

Tintumon: Thalennu thannae veno doctor? Kayyinno kalinno pore???

Tintumon - 30 times faster

Interviewer: If earth starts rotating 30 times faster than now, what will happen?

Tintumon: We will get Salary daily

Slogan on Sania Mirza’s T-Shirt

Slogan on
Sania Mirza’s T-Shirt :
“LOOK AT MY GAME ALSO.!!”

Urumb aayirunu Refferee

Kaattil Aanagal football kallikkuvaayirunu. Oru Urumb maatram ivarude nadukku nilpundaayirunu. Urumb enthedukkuvaayirunu??


Urumb aayirunu Refferee!!

Tintumon - EXAMS

CYCLE -Macmillan

PLANE -Wright brothers

TELEPHONE -GrahamBell

TELESCOPE -Galileo

EXAMS????
We are searching for that RASCAL..!!By Tintu Mon.

Tintumon - double mundu

busil oral:ithu ente seetanu,njan oru towel ivide ittirunnu.
Tintumon:enkil oru “double mundu” businte mukalil idaamayirunnille?bus ninte aakumallo!!!!!!!

Tintumon - Current

Boy to Tintumon: Vellathil ninnum enthinanu current edukunnathe?

Tintumon: Eda manda, angane eduthillenkil kulikkumbol shock adikum…

Tintumon - 14th february

To the principal ,
Sir,
It was so many strikes & holidays in last year.so 2 complete our syllabus ,please open college on 14th february
By
Tintumon

Idiots In The Auditorium

The principal was annoyed by the noise during the assembly program. “There seem to be several idiots in the auditorium this morning,Wouldn’t it be better to hear one at a time?”

Tintumon shouted, “Okay – you start.”

Urumb paranjathu

Aanayum urumbum oru divsam parkil nadakaan poyyi...avar naattu vishesham veettu vishesham paranju nadukayirunu...ithil idakk urumbu aanade cheviyil padhiye oru vivarm ariyichu...athu kettu aana botham kettu veennu...enthayirunnu urumbinde secret.

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Urumb paranjathu..

njaan ningallude kochinde amma aavaan pokunu

Tintumon - End of World

Flash news: Lokaavasaanam 2012-il…………….

Tintumon:- Daivame, ‘LIFE TIME SIM’ eduthathu verutheyayallo……!!!

Tintumon - Kalyanam

Marriage Broker: +2 veno? MBA veno?Job ulla kutti veno?
Tintumon: Theevandi’kku thala vekkumbo Madras mailano, Parasuramano,ennu nokkano?

Tintumon - Paaramparyam

palliyil sunday kurbaana nadannukond irikkunnu..
suvishesham prasangikkunna vicari achan : Eallaa ‘appan’maarudeyum agraham ‘makkale’yum avarude vazhikku konduvaranam eannaanu,uddaharanathinu..

policekaarante makan/makal police, Advocatente makan/makal advocate, teachernte makan/makal teacher…ingane paaramparyam kaimaari kaimaari pokunnu…

ithu kettu munpilirunna Tintumon: Appo achante makanaano ividuthe adutha vicari…??!!!

Tintumon - Marry

Tintumon: I and my girlfriend are getting married.

Dundumon: Oh great, but when is the marriage?

Tintumon: I am marrying on on 13th Feb and my girlfriend on 20th.

Tintumon - Malayalam Exam

Tintumon’s answer to the Question of Malayalam examination.
Q: ” Ankana thaimavil ninnadyathe pazham veezhke
ammathan nethrathil ninnuthirnnu chudu kanneer…” Karanam ezhuthuka?
Ans: ” Mambazham veenathu Ammayude thalayil ayirunnu”

Tintumon - Hair Cut

tintumon was in the bath tub, and his mom was washing his hair. She said to him, “Wow, your hair is growing so fast! You need a haircut again.”

tintumon replied, “Maybe you should stop watering it so much.”

Tintumon - Dream

Tintumol:”I dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?”

“You’ll know tomorrow.” tintumon said.

next day, Tintumon came with a small package and gave it to tintumol. Delighted, she opened it,only to find a book entitled “The meaning of dreams”.

Tintumon - Mistakes

Teacher: tintumon, how can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?

Tintumon: I get up early, teacher.