Paattu mosham

Madyapichu roadiloode pattumpaadi pokunna Josephinodu palliyilachan: Josephe ithu mosamaanu ketto.
Joseph: Ithilum nalla pattu enikkariyillacho.

Aama ye marichittal enthu kittum

Aama ye marichittal enthu kittum...?
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MARIAAMA.

Tintumon - Hitler

In History Class,
Teacher: Hitlerinte full name enthanu?

Dundumon: I dont knw

Tintumon: (raising his hands) Njan parayam..

Teacher: Midukkan! Parayu..

Tintumon: “HITLER MADHAVAN KUTTY”

Tintumon - Left

Tintumol: When my grandfather died he left 10 million dollars.

Dundumon: When my grandfather died he left 20 million dollars.

Tintumon: That’s nothing, When my grandfather died he left the whole world.

Tintumon - Aeroplane

Yuvatiyude “T”shirtilulla aeroplaninthe Picturil noki nilkunna Tintumonodu yuvathi: mon Aeroplane kanditille..?

Tintumon :Aeroplane kanditundu airportil “HUMP” kanditila

Tintumon - Nammal Thammil

varshangalku shesham dundumon tintu mone kandappol…

Dundumon: “Nammal Thammil” kandittu kure nalayi…

Tintu mon : Ninte veettil entha Asianet illee.???

Tintumon - Ideal Match

Dundumon: Why didn’t you marry?

Tintumon: I was searching for an
ideal match.

Dundumon: So, you didn’t find an ideal girl?

Tintumon: I found one.

Dundumon: Then?

Tintumon: She was also searching for an ideal match.

Tintumon - A baby

A woman gets onto a bus with her baby.

The bus driver – ” ho njan ithra vrithiketta oru kochine kanditteyilla..ayye”

adhu ketta penkutty dheshyathode seatil aduthirikkunna tintumonodu-” aa driver enne insult cheydhu…enikkayalodu chodhikkanam”

tintumon says- “adhu shariyaa chechy..chechy dharyamayittu ayalodu chodhicholu..poyittu varunnadhu vare kayyilirikkunna kurangine njan nokkikkolam,ingu thannekku…..”

Aanaye kalvachu thazhe idaan

Oru divasam oru ana oru mathilinte sidil koodi nadannu varikayayirunnu appol mathilinte matte sidil urumbu ollichirukkunnu...enthinanu urumbu ollichirunnathu........?

Aanaye kalvachu thazhe idaan.

Tintumon at UKG

Tintumon:Eda Enike avale marakan pattunnilla

Dundumon:athrayku ishtamanengil nee ninte veetil para

Tintu:adhyam UKG result varatte……

Tintumon - Earth is Round

Teacher: ”tintumone, give me three reasons why you know the Earth to be round.

Tintumon: ”Mum says so, Dad says so, and you say so!

Tintumon - Vomiting

Dundumol: njan kalathu ennum vomit cheyyunnu,adhu garbini aayadhu kondano adho jaladhosham kondano… ?

Tintumon: ” adhu jaldhoasham kondanengil pettannu maarum, matedhanengil padhukke naarum..”

Tintumon - Angel

Tintumon-Do angels have wings ?
mom-Yes,but why do you ask ?
Tintumon-Dad call maid as his angel but she has no wings .
mom- Dont worry tomarrow she will fly away.

Tintumon - O.P counter

hospitalil o.p counteril joli cheyyunna tintumon patientinodu- : ”entha peru?

patient-: ” U.T Dristadyumnan

TINTUMON-: ” SASI ennu vilikkum appol ingu vannekkanam…..”

Tintumon - Only Child

Tintumon: “Mum, teacher was asking me today if i have any brothers or sister who will be coming to school.”

Mother : “That’s nice , what did she say when you told her you are the only child?”

Tintumon : She just said, “Thank goodness!”