Nalkaliyo ettukaaliyo

Manthravadi: ningalude prasnangal maaran randu naalkkalikale bali nalkanam.

Paramu: Naalkkalikale kittan prayaasamaa… pakaram oru ettukaali mathiyo?

Mallu soldier

Thirumandanayirunnu james. Ayaal pattalathil chernnu. Ayaale train cheyyan kure kashtappettu. Oru divasam firinginayi thokku Jamesinu koduthu.

Athu thirichum marichum nokkiyittu james: Ithinte munvasam etha? Engottu thiricha vedi vakkendathu?

Trainer: Engottu thirichu vedi vachalum rajyathinu prayojanappedum!

KARINKURANGU

Ninne onnu kaanan ethra kodichu...!

kandapol onnu thodan mohichu...

Appol Zoo Watchman paranju

"venda aa KARINKURANGU maanthum..."

U will see a super scene

Collect 100 RosesTake a sooji and noolMake a malatake the mala and go in front of the mirror.U will see a super scene KORANGANTE KAYYIL POOMALA.......

Oru kunju aana ente vayattil valarunund amme

Urumb waz in luv with aana! Pakshe urumbinte veettukar ethirthu! Aana vere jaathi, nammal vere jaathi! Avane ni marakkanam! Enthu vannalum aanaye mathrame kettu enna vashi urumbinum! Veettukar veendum ethirthu, sahi kettappol urumbu aa sathyam velippeduthi.


"Oru kunju aana ente vayattil valarunund amme!"

Orikkal aanayum urumbum bikil

Orikkal aanayum urumbum bikil poyappol oru accident undaayi. Aaanaykku kuzhappomondaayi ennal urumbinu kuzhappom undaayilla endhu kondu?

urumb helmet vechirinu!!

Pitte dhivasam thanne urumbu aanaykku helmet vaangi kodutthu. Pinneyum avar bikil poyi. Rendu perkkum helmet undu. Pinneyum accident patti. Pinneyum aanaykku thanne kozhappam. Why??

athu ISI markilaatha helmet aayrinuuu

Tintumon - Job

Manager: Sorry, but I can’t give u a job. I don’t have any more work.

Tintumon : That’s all right, sir. In fact I’m just the right person in this case. You see, I won’t ask you to give me work anyway!!

Tintumon - Dead Elephant

man: Why are you crying?

tintumon: The elephant is dead.

man: Was he your pet?

tintumon: No, but I’m the one who must dig his grave.

Aana-de Puthiya Girlfrindinte karyam aanede bharya arinju

Aana-de Puthiya Girlfrindinte karyam aanede bharya arinju. bharya aanaye thalaan varuva. appo Aana urumbinte adutheekku oodi vannu . urumbinoodu prashnamokke paranju.
urumbu aanayude aduthentho paranju -- enthaaneriyo???
chinthikooo.
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"Saaramilla Aana Cheetta -- Ente Purakul Olinjoolu --- Mrs aanaye njaan manage cheithoolam"

Tintumon - Worry

Tintumon to his mother: “Mom, remember that vase you always worried I’d break?”
“Yes. What about it?” she asked.
Tintumon: “Your worries are over!”

Tintumon - Bike Ride

Tintumonum,Dundumolum bike yathrayil

Dundumol:onnu pathukke pokunne…enikku pediyaakunnu

Tintumon:pediyundengil enne pole kannadachu irunnal mathi.

Tintumonte Achan

Amma : Mone Meen vangaan poya achan car idichu marichu..!

Tintumon : Saramilla amme namukku chammanthi kootti choru kazhikkam.

Tintumon - Animals

Achan: eda mattu animalsine polethanne manushyanum oru animal aanu! pakshe animalsum manushyanum thammil valiya oru vithyasam undu. Athenthanennu ninakkariyamo?

Tintumon: Enichariyam! Animals kuttikale schoolil vittu kashtapeduthukela, manusharu cheyyum!!

Tintumon - Smart Mathematician

The teacher asks Tintumon if he knows his numbers.

“Yes,” he says. “My daddy taught me.”

“Can you tell me what comes after three?”

“Four,” answers Tintumon.

“What comes after six?”

“Seven,” answers Tintumon.

“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your father did a very fine job.
What comes after ten?”

“A jack,” answers Tintumon.

Tintumon - Kissing a dog

In a park, Tintumon & Dundumol were sitting and two dogs kissed

Tintumon: Ninaku virodamilengil njanum.

Dundumol: Ok, pakshe sukshichu venam patti chilapo kadikkum!!

Tintumon - Serving the Halwa

Tintu comes nude in front of the guests while serving the halwa.

Dad shouts: “What’s this? ”

Tintu: Its written in the recipe book `Serve hot without dressing!!!’

Tintumon - Toilet cleaning

Dad to Tintu mon: when I beat you how did you control your anger?
Tintu mon: I start cleaning the toilet.
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Tintu mon: I clean it with your tooth brush.

Tinutumon - Road

Road arikil nilkunna girl’nod Tintumon:Entha ivide nilkunnathu?
GIRL:Bus kayaruvana.
Tintumon:Ennal Roadinte naduvil nilkkoo,sharikk kayaratte..

Tintumon - your result

Father: what abt ur result?

tintumon: ”aa head masterude mon fail aayi..

Father: wht abt urs?
tintumon: aa policukarante maganum fail aayi

Father: ok..bt wt abt ur?
tintumon: ”aa doctrude maganum….

Father: ”u idiot am asking abt urs?

tintumon: ”ivaraokke thottal pinne njan maathramaayittu jayikkan achanara prime ministoro ?

Tintumon - what else?

dundu mol:If v gt married stop smokng.

tintumon:Ok!

dundumol: Drinkng too.

tintumon:Ok!

dundumol:and goin to the night club too.

tintu mon:-Yes..

dundumol:-What else can u leave??

tintumon:- the idea of marrying you !!