Paattu mosham

Madyapichu roadiloode pattumpaadi pokunna Josephinodu palliyilachan: Josephe ithu mosamaanu ketto.
Joseph: Ithilum nalla pattu enikkariyillacho.

Aama ye marichittal enthu kittum

Aama ye marichittal enthu kittum...?
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MARIAAMA.

Tintumon - Hitler

In History Class,
Teacher: Hitlerinte full name enthanu?

Dundumon: I dont knw

Tintumon: (raising his hands) Njan parayam..

Teacher: Midukkan! Parayu..

Tintumon: “HITLER MADHAVAN KUTTY”

Tintumon - Left

Tintumol: When my grandfather died he left 10 million dollars.

Dundumon: When my grandfather died he left 20 million dollars.

Tintumon: That’s nothing, When my grandfather died he left the whole world.

Tintumon - Aeroplane

Yuvatiyude “T”shirtilulla aeroplaninthe Picturil noki nilkunna Tintumonodu yuvathi: mon Aeroplane kanditille..?

Tintumon :Aeroplane kanditundu airportil “HUMP” kanditila

Tintumon - Nammal Thammil

varshangalku shesham dundumon tintu mone kandappol…

Dundumon: “Nammal Thammil” kandittu kure nalayi…

Tintu mon : Ninte veettil entha Asianet illee.???

Tintumon - Ideal Match

Dundumon: Why didn’t you marry?

Tintumon: I was searching for an
ideal match.

Dundumon: So, you didn’t find an ideal girl?

Tintumon: I found one.

Dundumon: Then?

Tintumon: She was also searching for an ideal match.

Tintumon - A baby

A woman gets onto a bus with her baby.

The bus driver – ” ho njan ithra vrithiketta oru kochine kanditteyilla..ayye”

adhu ketta penkutty dheshyathode seatil aduthirikkunna tintumonodu-” aa driver enne insult cheydhu…enikkayalodu chodhikkanam”

tintumon says- “adhu shariyaa chechy..chechy dharyamayittu ayalodu chodhicholu..poyittu varunnadhu vare kayyilirikkunna kurangine njan nokkikkolam,ingu thannekku…..”

Aanaye kalvachu thazhe idaan

Oru divasam oru ana oru mathilinte sidil koodi nadannu varikayayirunnu appol mathilinte matte sidil urumbu ollichirukkunnu...enthinanu urumbu ollichirunnathu........?

Aanaye kalvachu thazhe idaan.

Tintumon at UKG

Tintumon:Eda Enike avale marakan pattunnilla

Dundumon:athrayku ishtamanengil nee ninte veetil para

Tintu:adhyam UKG result varatte……

Tintumon - Earth is Round

Teacher: ”tintumone, give me three reasons why you know the Earth to be round.

Tintumon: ”Mum says so, Dad says so, and you say so!

Tintumon - Vomiting

Dundumol: njan kalathu ennum vomit cheyyunnu,adhu garbini aayadhu kondano adho jaladhosham kondano… ?

Tintumon: ” adhu jaldhoasham kondanengil pettannu maarum, matedhanengil padhukke naarum..”

Tintumon - Angel

Tintumon-Do angels have wings ?
mom-Yes,but why do you ask ?
Tintumon-Dad call maid as his angel but she has no wings .
mom- Dont worry tomarrow she will fly away.

Tintumon - O.P counter

hospitalil o.p counteril joli cheyyunna tintumon patientinodu- : ”entha peru?

patient-: ” U.T Dristadyumnan

TINTUMON-: ” SASI ennu vilikkum appol ingu vannekkanam…..”

Tintumon - Only Child

Tintumon: “Mum, teacher was asking me today if i have any brothers or sister who will be coming to school.”

Mother : “That’s nice , what did she say when you told her you are the only child?”

Tintumon : She just said, “Thank goodness!”

Nalkaliyo ettukaaliyo

Manthravadi: ningalude prasnangal maaran randu naalkkalikale bali nalkanam.

Paramu: Naalkkalikale kittan prayaasamaa… pakaram oru ettukaali mathiyo?

Mallu soldier

Thirumandanayirunnu james. Ayaal pattalathil chernnu. Ayaale train cheyyan kure kashtappettu. Oru divasam firinginayi thokku Jamesinu koduthu.

Athu thirichum marichum nokkiyittu james: Ithinte munvasam etha? Engottu thiricha vedi vakkendathu?

Trainer: Engottu thirichu vedi vachalum rajyathinu prayojanappedum!

KARINKURANGU

Ninne onnu kaanan ethra kodichu...!

kandapol onnu thodan mohichu...

Appol Zoo Watchman paranju

"venda aa KARINKURANGU maanthum..."

U will see a super scene

Collect 100 RosesTake a sooji and noolMake a malatake the mala and go in front of the mirror.U will see a super scene KORANGANTE KAYYIL POOMALA.......

Oru kunju aana ente vayattil valarunund amme

Urumb waz in luv with aana! Pakshe urumbinte veettukar ethirthu! Aana vere jaathi, nammal vere jaathi! Avane ni marakkanam! Enthu vannalum aanaye mathrame kettu enna vashi urumbinum! Veettukar veendum ethirthu, sahi kettappol urumbu aa sathyam velippeduthi.


"Oru kunju aana ente vayattil valarunund amme!"

Orikkal aanayum urumbum bikil

Orikkal aanayum urumbum bikil poyappol oru accident undaayi. Aaanaykku kuzhappomondaayi ennal urumbinu kuzhappom undaayilla endhu kondu?

urumb helmet vechirinu!!

Pitte dhivasam thanne urumbu aanaykku helmet vaangi kodutthu. Pinneyum avar bikil poyi. Rendu perkkum helmet undu. Pinneyum accident patti. Pinneyum aanaykku thanne kozhappam. Why??

athu ISI markilaatha helmet aayrinuuu

Tintumon - Job

Manager: Sorry, but I can’t give u a job. I don’t have any more work.

Tintumon : That’s all right, sir. In fact I’m just the right person in this case. You see, I won’t ask you to give me work anyway!!

Tintumon - Dead Elephant

man: Why are you crying?

tintumon: The elephant is dead.

man: Was he your pet?

tintumon: No, but I’m the one who must dig his grave.

Aana-de Puthiya Girlfrindinte karyam aanede bharya arinju

Aana-de Puthiya Girlfrindinte karyam aanede bharya arinju. bharya aanaye thalaan varuva. appo Aana urumbinte adutheekku oodi vannu . urumbinoodu prashnamokke paranju.
urumbu aanayude aduthentho paranju -- enthaaneriyo???
chinthikooo.
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"Saaramilla Aana Cheetta -- Ente Purakul Olinjoolu --- Mrs aanaye njaan manage cheithoolam"

Tintumon - Worry

Tintumon to his mother: “Mom, remember that vase you always worried I’d break?”
“Yes. What about it?” she asked.
Tintumon: “Your worries are over!”

Tintumon - Bike Ride

Tintumonum,Dundumolum bike yathrayil

Dundumol:onnu pathukke pokunne…enikku pediyaakunnu

Tintumon:pediyundengil enne pole kannadachu irunnal mathi.

Tintumonte Achan

Amma : Mone Meen vangaan poya achan car idichu marichu..!

Tintumon : Saramilla amme namukku chammanthi kootti choru kazhikkam.

Tintumon - Animals

Achan: eda mattu animalsine polethanne manushyanum oru animal aanu! pakshe animalsum manushyanum thammil valiya oru vithyasam undu. Athenthanennu ninakkariyamo?

Tintumon: Enichariyam! Animals kuttikale schoolil vittu kashtapeduthukela, manusharu cheyyum!!

Tintumon - Smart Mathematician

The teacher asks Tintumon if he knows his numbers.

“Yes,” he says. “My daddy taught me.”

“Can you tell me what comes after three?”

“Four,” answers Tintumon.

“What comes after six?”

“Seven,” answers Tintumon.

“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your father did a very fine job.
What comes after ten?”

“A jack,” answers Tintumon.

Tintumon - Kissing a dog

In a park, Tintumon & Dundumol were sitting and two dogs kissed

Tintumon: Ninaku virodamilengil njanum.

Dundumol: Ok, pakshe sukshichu venam patti chilapo kadikkum!!

Tintumon - Serving the Halwa

Tintu comes nude in front of the guests while serving the halwa.

Dad shouts: “What’s this? ”

Tintu: Its written in the recipe book `Serve hot without dressing!!!’

Tintumon - Toilet cleaning

Dad to Tintu mon: when I beat you how did you control your anger?
Tintu mon: I start cleaning the toilet.
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Tintu mon: I clean it with your tooth brush.

Tinutumon - Road

Road arikil nilkunna girl’nod Tintumon:Entha ivide nilkunnathu?
GIRL:Bus kayaruvana.
Tintumon:Ennal Roadinte naduvil nilkkoo,sharikk kayaratte..

Tintumon - your result

Father: what abt ur result?

tintumon: ”aa head masterude mon fail aayi..

Father: wht abt urs?
tintumon: aa policukarante maganum fail aayi

Father: ok..bt wt abt ur?
tintumon: ”aa doctrude maganum….

Father: ”u idiot am asking abt urs?

tintumon: ”ivaraokke thottal pinne njan maathramaayittu jayikkan achanara prime ministoro ?

Tintumon - what else?

dundu mol:If v gt married stop smokng.

tintumon:Ok!

dundumol: Drinkng too.

tintumon:Ok!

dundumol:and goin to the night club too.

tintu mon:-Yes..

dundumol:-What else can u leave??

tintumon:- the idea of marrying you !!

He came at night, explored my body

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied,
he left, i was hurt,
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BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

Nurse, Sardar and blood test

NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

A beautiful girl goes to Professor

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

Can kids of our age have kids?

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

Let me kiss your lips

Let me kiss your lips,
let me feel your teeth,
let me feel your tongue.
SMILE!
This is your friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush your teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)

It’s too tight

Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

What’s an average 6 inch long

What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

A junior needs a name

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boys do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

Interesting line on girl’s T-shirt

Most interesting line written
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)