jintappan-”da enne ellavarum kaliyakkunnu.. njanum cheguthanum ore pole aanennu…nee paray ..angane aano???
tintumon-”angane aagan vazhiyilla… cheguthan bayankara karuthittalle…’
jintappan-”appol njano?
tintumon-”nee karuthittu aage bayangaran alle…!!
dad-”pandokke njangale office roomilekku head master vilipichal thanne ariyam njangalkku endho
apagadam varan povanennu”
tintumon-” ippalthe kaalathu enneyokke office roomilottu vilipichal thanne ariyam head masterku
endho apagadam varan povanennu”
jintappan-”nee ennum pennungale kuttam parayum..sharikkum avar paavangala..oru aaninu oru
penninodoppam sandhoshathode ethra kaalam venelum nadakkam ee logathu”
tintumon-”adhe adhe…avar thammil premikkadhe ethrakalam nadakkan pattumo athrem kaalam nadakkam…!!
oru divasam raathri
tintu: acha,aakaasathu ethra nakshathrangal und?
achan: ariyilla mone.ithuvare aarum kandupidichittilla
tintu:engil njaan kandupidikkan pova
achan:ennikko.njaanonn mayangatte!!
kurach kazhinjappol
tintu:acha,eneekk
achan:ennikkazhinjo?
tintu:athalla!enikk 100 vareye enaan ariyoo!bakki achan ennoo!!!!
Ammayum achanum kashtapetu undakiya kashinu pattichu Recharge cheythu girlsnu 100 msg ayachal avar thirichayakunna ore oru message
“PLS CAL ME”
Ethra cal cheythalum avar thirichu cheyunna ore oru call
……
“MISS CALL”
Chinthikku…
ee poothanagale endhu cheyannam….Exam njan ezhuthi eazhuthi madutha vizhayamanu, pinne assignment, athu vekkanam ennu agraham undayirunnu, pakshe nadannilla,
pinne tution lkg yile penkuttikalku, athu kurekkalam edukkanam edukkanam ennu vicharichu, dtime kittiyilla,
pinne aake cheythathu nalla pempillare vaya noki ennullathanu.
Athu oru UKG paper allathathu kondu markonnumkittiyilla..athukondu njan evidoke thanne kanum ee ukg yil…
mone jintappa foradiyanile tintuvinoda kaliyennu orthittu venam thudangi veykan..!
jintappan-”da ente girlfrnd maalu vinte pirannal aanu…koduthal namukku koodi upakaram
undagunna tharathil endhelum gift kodukkanam..endhu kodukkum
tintumon-”angananel LIPSTICK vangi kodukku….
tintumon-”kalyanam kazhinjittu 10 kollam aayi..pakshe njangalude pranayathinte theevradha idhe vare
kuranjittilla
jintappan-”bagyavan thanne…”
tintumon-”adhe njan bagyavan thanne..allel baryaye patichu 10 kollamayi vere oruthiyeyum pranayichu kondu
chethi nadakkan patumodey….!!mataval arinjal konnukalayille ..
chakkara-”U R My Best Frnd’..ninakku njano?
tintumon-”enikkum”
chakkara-”chumma…”
tintumon-”endha vishwasam aayille…ennal ente koode vaa..aa 10 nila kettidathinte mugalil pogam”
chakkara-”avide poyittendha?
tintumon-”njan 1,2,3 parayum nee chadanam..
chakkara-”appol neeyo?
tintumon-”adhu kazhinju nee 1,2,3 ennuikko njanum chadam….appol ninakku vishwasam aagumallo…”
jintappan-” njetikkunna oru vartha kettille,indiayile 4o% women are interstd in pre- marital sex..endhu
kashtamanennu nokkane…!!
tintumon-”adhinekkal kashtamulla karyam ee 40% evideya thamasikkunne ennu kandupidikkana…njan
kure nokkiyadha..orennathinem njan kandilla…news fake aanenna thonunne…”
tintumon-”innale njan oru swapnam kandu…njangal ellavarum oru semitheryil nilkkunnu..appol
agale oru beegara roopam nilkkunnu”
achumol-”ayyo ennitu?
tintumon-”aa roopam padhukke aduthekku varan thudangi..chakkaramolum,vichuttanum
jintappanum,shyamuttanum ellam odi poyi..njan thanichayi”
achumol-”ayyo…ennitto?
tintumon-”aa roopam aduthethiyappolalle mansilaye adhu neeyanennu…enikku ninte mugam pande
kandu parichayam ullondu athra pediyonnum thoniyilla….”
Aadyamayi Thoniya, Ithuvare Parayatha
Ente Sneham Njan Avalodu Paranju.
seema-” hello gud mng sir,ente peru seema,njan thangale engane aanu sahayikkendadhu?
tintumon-”hello…seema chechy”
seema-” ok paranjolu sir”
tintumon-”enikku ee caller tune activate cheyan vendeetu vilichadhau ketto..nammade shakeela padiya
paatille… baka baka eeeee eeeeeee.. enna paata vendadhu…
seema-”eedhu paatanu sir…kshamikkanam”
tintumon-’’shakeelede paatu..baka baka hmmm hmmm…. nammade shakkelede paatu
seema-”ok..samsarikkunna aalde peronnu parayamo..”
tintumon-”ok..ente peru tintu..tintumon…enne chechee tintutaaa ennu vilicho..!!
seema-”ok mr tintumon..thangalkku venda song..
tintumon-”adhippo ethra vattam paranju koche…baka bakka eee..eeee…avasanathe moolalum venam
ketto
seema-”thangalkku ishtamulla paatu swayam select cheyyanulla number njan paranju tharam note
cheydholu sir”
tintumon-”adhe nammade shakkella paadiya paatanu njan paranjadhu world cupil paadiyille…2010
south africa paatu adhonnu tharo chechy…?
seema-”ok sir clear aayilla”
rinrumon-”nammude ividathe shakkella alla…south africayil ulla shakeela paadiya paata
vendadhu..world cup..adhu film alla chechy”
seema-” ningal inganeyokke paranjal njangalkku check cheyan budhimuttayirikkum sir”
tintumon-”world cup…cricket ..ippol kazhinjille…spain jayichille…adhu”
seema-”ok sir…ningal ingane samsarikkarudh..njangal call cut cheyum..”
tintumon-’’shradhikkanam..nammade keralathile shakeela alla..puram natile shakeela padiya baka baka
eeee…eeee……enna ppaatu”
seema-”ok balace undengil mathrame ee ganam copy cheyan patoo
tintu-”appol paisa pogo ee sangathi vachal?
seema-”masam 15 roopa song selection 20 roopa”
tintumon-”ayyo.athrem paisa pogumalle..ennalum nammade shakkelede paatayondu adhu njan caller
tune aakiyekkam…” halo…seemachechy poyo…halo…hala hala
seema-”thangalku endhanu sir ariyandadhu?
tintumon-”nammade shakeela paadiya paatille baka baka… halo halo chechy…”
seema-”thangalku ishtamulla song select cheyan oru numbr njan paranju tharam..note cheydholu…”
tintumn-”adhu madhi..vegam paranju thanne…njan ezhudhatteta…paranjo paranjo”
seema-” 534633”
tintumon-” ee number venda,vere number thaa chechy..idhu rasamilla!!
seema-”ee numberilekku thangalkku venda song sms cheydhal adhu listil undengil thangalkku
labikkum sir”
tintumon-”ayyo appol listil illengilo?
seema-”listil illengil thangalkkadhu kittilla sir kshamikkanam”
tintumon-” ayyooo ho ho ho..ayyooo enikkadhu vishamama enikkadhu thanne venam chechy …
ayyooo”
seema-”thangal ingane thudarnal enikku call cut cheyendi varum sir”
tintumon-” cut cheydhal njan angadu varum…njane angottu varumta…enne ninakkariyilla… shakkeelede
paatu chodhichapol avalkku ishtapetilla… keralathil mathralla shakkella njangalku south africelum
undedi…podi mole… baka baka eee eee … airtel il illengil idea yil vilichu medikumedi njan…tintuvinoda
ninte kali…!!
Tintu and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law.
Tintu uchathil karayan thudangi ethukanda bharya
ningalkeante ammaye kanneaduthal kandukoodarunallo pinne eanthina engane kalla karachil karayunathu..
Tintu:ethu athmarthamayulla karachiladi, aa thalla eante kanmunnil kidanu narakichhu chakumenna njan karuthiyirunathu athu daivam nadathiyyillalo eannortha eante vishamam..!!
tintumon-”ithavanem enne exam hallil ninnu purathakki…!!
dad-”nee kondu poya thundu pidichu kaanum
tintumon-”thundu vachadhinalla pidichadhu..answer sheetil ottichu vachadhina purathakkiyadhu”
dad-”ottichu vachenno…endha nee parayunne?
tintumon-”adhenne..aarka ippo adhokke nokki ezhudhan neram..so chodhyathinte correct answer ulla
thundu angu ottichu vachu..namukkum time labam..answer nokkunna avarkkum time labam..!!
Class teacher: Kaayam, Maayam eva thammilulla vyathyasam enthanennu parayoo
Tintu: Kaayam rasathilum sambarilum upayogikkum.
Class teacher: Appo maayamo??
Tintu: Ellathilum upayogikkum.!dad-” nee endhada aa dr.sanikutante penmakkale mathram line adikkunne..naanakkedu”
tintumon-”dr.sanikkuttan nammude family doctr alle..njan avarude family lover aagunnadhil
thettundo….?
Biology Teacher: ”chakkara’ Can U Tel Me
Where Is Ur Heart Exactly?
chakkara-” teacher adhu…..”
tintumon-”njan parayam teacher…chakkarede hridhayam aanel adhu ente kayyila teacher..”
teacher-’’stupid”
tintumon-”endhu cheyyam ..njan adhu thatiyeduthu poyille teacher..!!
Teacher: Enthanu sathyavum viswasavum thammilulla vyathyasam?
Tintu: Teacher njangale padippikkunnu ennathu
sathyam.
Njangal padikkunnu ennathu teacherinte viswasam!!!
Today i pray that:-
Happiness be at ur door
May it knock early
Stay late & leave the gift of Allah’s
Peace,love,joy & good health behind
shaban mubarak,eid mubarak,
ramadan mubarak,
May you remain happy all the time
Irrespective of any occasion
Hum app ki yaad main udas hain,
Bas app say milnay ki ass hay,
Chahay dost kitnay hi kion na hoon,
Maray liye tu app hi sab se khas hain…
Eid Mubarak To My Cute, Sweet and Special Friend.
